Bella's Idea

Bella was in the shower, doing her human thing, when the idea came to her. It was insane, but once she thought it, she had to go through with it.

When she was dried off and dressed, she walked into her room where her vampire boyfriend was waiting. Much to her horror, Edward was reading an old Seventeen magazine. An old magazine that had one of those stupid boyfriend tests. A stupid boyfriend test that she had filled out in a moment of sheer boredom.

Hoping beyond hope that he hadn't reached that page yet, she went to him, leaning in close so that she could see the magazine. Her heart skipped a beat and her face grew hot. Edward was definitely on the boyfriend test page.

"So, I'm a good kisser, am I?" Edward asked, much to her embarrassment. He smiled at her, putting the magazine away as he pulled her into his lap. Brushing back some of her hair from her face, Edward kissed her gently.

"Don't be embarrassed, love. I already knew I was a good kisser," he said teasingly. Bella glared at him, albeit weakly.

"Oh yeah? And how did you know that?" she asked, crossing her arms across her chest.

"Because of this," Edward said and he kissed her full out. Bella melted into his embrace, all thoughts leaving her. It wasn't until Edward released her that she remembered her idea.

Bella kissed her way from Edward's jaw-line down to his neck. Once she was there, she licked him. "Edvard?"

Edward's eyes were closed in contentment as he let Bella do whatever she wanted to do. It wasn't until he heard his name that he knew something was wrong.

Edward opened his eyes and tried to get a look at his love, but for some reason she wouldn't budge.

"Bella, what's wrong?"

"I'm thorta thuck."

A/N: Just in case you have no idea what just happened, I'll explain. Bella got it into her head that if she licked Edward, her tongue might get stuck to him since he's so cold. So she tried it and got stuck.