Baroline

(Black Books and Green Wing crossover) What if Caroline wasn't kidding about having a twin sister Baroline? And what that twin changed her name to Fran Katzenjammer? See how things progress when East Hampton hospital meet the world of Black Books.

Chapter one: Not a "normal" day

Bernard walked back into his shop after 3 weeks of holidays in who-knows-where to see his two companions drinking at the desk. "There still here the bastards" he thought. He was now unrecognisable. His hair cut, his suit now white, and his socks removable from his shoes. However, Fran and Manny knew it was him instantly.

"What happened Bernard? You look like you were attacked by a makeover show" Fran said circling him with curiosity.

"Beardo that's what happened" he shouted "I am now mature on the other hand" Fran and Manny dropped their wine glasses to hear it smash the floor.

"You STILL can't be angry over that. And WHEN have YOU been mature?" replied Fran

"I am now and I am never going to drink again"

Both started to drop their mouths in disbelief. Bernard? Never drink again? NEVER!

"I was put into rehab after the filth caught me trying to control those contraptions they call cars there"

"Where?"

"USA and now could you kindly leave before I start to get angry and hit you with your bottle of toxins" Fran and a still silent Manny rushed outside.

"B-B-B-B-B Bernards now insane!" Manny screamed then shook his head

"Sorry…MORE insane" he finished. Fran was pacing back and forth trying to think what to do. She needed some help. Someone who could make anyone drink. And she wasn't happy about it. It meant she would have to do something she hoped she would never do.

"We need to find my sister"

Caroline was now driving to work. Guy Valerie Sercretan was sitting next to her listening to another Queen song he insisted on putting on. She was sick of it. Nothing went right with her in love. When she had the chance to be with Mac it was taken away by Holly. "The bitch" she thought as they reached the entranceway. She stopped the car and just relaxed in the position she was driving in for the last 10 minutes. Guy was still ridiculously dancing to the annoying song that played. He hadn't seemed to have noticed. She couldn't believe she agreed on letting him stay with her. Everything was going wrong with her. That was always the case: Poor old Caroline, the one who is always in sticky situations. Now it was getting worse. She saw the last thing she would imagine come and drive into the carpark. She walked out of the car ignoring Guy and strolled over to the astra. Two people were in it: A woman and a bearded man. She knew one of them.

"Sister" she said to the woman.

"Sister" she replied to her and got out. They hugged each other... course neither of them meaned it. "Crap, Crap, Crap" she thought