A/N: Meh, sorry for no updates lately. I've been sick and busy catching up with school work, so, yeah. Anyhow, this is another challenge response for theme 3, "Definitely not Jason". This is an inside joke at our school so none of you would really get it, but that's okay. It's quite amusing at the beginning, and it's fairly short and tolerable to the taste buds.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.


Propaganda
by Mint Pizza Queen

"All right," a voice boomed from the doorway, startling Team 7 out of their tasks. "Who's the wise guy that decided that putting up posters of me in a bikini would make good advertising for ANBU?"

A flustered Iruka chucked the crinkled poster at his closest victim, who just happened to be Sakura. The pink-haired kunoichi took a single glance and let out a strangled sound before she lashed out, slapping Naruto in the face with the paper.

The blond blinked at it, his mouth curving into a small 'o', while his eyes grew into preposterously large saucers. He handed the sheet to Sasuke who barely had a chance to even glance at it before it was snapped away by Kakashi.

The silver-haired Jounin held the poster in front of his face, twisting and turning it at various angles before a cheeky giggle escaped from his masked mouth. "Heh heh, definitely not Jason's."

Iruka let out a wail before slamming the door with fury.