Overgrown leaves and dead branches slapped at her arms and legs as she dashed through the forest as agile as a deer. Her dark locks clung to her forehead from all the sweat and yet she was as gorgeous as ever. Her bright blue eyes searched the forest looking for an exit.

Behind her the thunder of a heavy man running through the forest was heard for miles, probably.

Spotting a clearing ahead she dove out and landed in the arms of UCHIHA SASUKE!!!

Looking down Uchiha Sasuke instantly fell in love with the girl in his arms.

The mystery girl's pursuer rushed out from the forest and roared "Give the girl back and you won't get hurt!"

"Sasuke-kun! SAAAAAAAVE MEEEE!" she shrieked in her angelic voice.

"I'm sorry mystery girl. But he's just so strong."

Suddenly, a look of determination sparked in the girl's eyes and she became a different person.

"THEN I'LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIM! I HAVE BEEN HIDING MY POWER THIS WHOLE ENTIIIIIIRE TIME!!!"

The girl instantly knocked out the large man.

"RA-DORI!" she shouted at the top of her lungs and pierced straight through her pursuer's heart, killing him.

She smirked at Sasuke with a smirk rivaling the Uchiha Smirk (patent pending)!

"The Ra-Dori," she pointed out to Sasuke whose mouth was agape "is stronger than Rasengan and Chidori put together. I invented it myself using my special bloodline limit."

"What's your bloodline limit?" Sasuke asked curiously for he was in love with this strong, charming, gifted, smart, beautiful, feisty, brave, humorous, graceful, talented, had a wonderful singing voice, able to dance DDR for five hours straight, tap dancing, waltzing, and able to touch her nose with her tongue ANGEL!!!!!

"My bloodline limit is the ability to do anything I want." She humbly said for along with being a strong, charming, gifted, smart, beautiful, feisty, brave, humorous, graceful, talented, had a wonderful singing voice, able to dance DDR for five hours straight, tap dancing, waltzing, and able to touch her nose with her tongue angel, she was also VERY, VERY humble.

A/N: Okay then, at this part I pretty much gag and exit the story. This is what I wish would happen.

Overgrown leaves and dead branches slapped at her arms and legs as she dashed through the forest as agile as a hippo. Her plain dirt brown locks stuck to her forehead from all the sweat. Her normal brown searched the forest looking for an exit.

Behind her the thunder of a heavy man running through the forest was heard for miles, probably.

Spotting a clearing ahead she dove out and landed in the arms of Chouji!!!!

Looking down Chouji decided he was hungry.

The mystery girl's pursuer rushed out from the forest and roared "Give the girl back and you won't get hurt!"

"Chouji! Help!" she shrieked in her voice.

"Nah. I don't feel like it. I'm hungry"

The stocky boy sauntered off to eat his stash of BBQ chips that he kept in his cupboard.

Suddenly, a look of extreme fear appeared in the girl's eyes.

She ran away screaming like a little sissy.

The man followed behind intently and since the girl wasn't strong, charming, gifted, smart, beautiful, feisty, brave, humorous, graceful, talented, had a wonderful singing voice, able to dance DDR for five hours straight, tap dancing, waltzing, and able to touch her nose with her tongue she was eaten by the man.

THE END!!!

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A/N: Okay this was just a spark of inspiration I had the other day and I couldn't get it out of my mind. Hope you enjoyed! And don't forget to review! Wheeeee!!!