I don't own Invader Zim or the Twilight Saga. One shot
An old red truck drove up on the drive way of Ms. Bella Swan. It was dark night and the truck's headlights light up the drive way to reveal a very, very, very pale man. The passenger door swung open and out stepped Bella. "Bella! Where were you! Victoria's vampire army is about to attack!" Edward ,the very, very , very pale man, said frantically. "Oh Edward, you don't need to worry any more, It's over."Bella said. "the battle? It's over? But….how?"Bella giggled. No, silly, our relationship, It's over Edward."BELLA! have you gone mad!" Edward hissed.
"YES!" a familiar voice cheered. Then a giant wolf leaped out of the brambles and race toward the ex-couple. "WHOOHOOO! I told you Bella had feelings of me! In your face Edward!"It was Jacob the werewolf. "No, it's not that" Bella said. "Huh?" Jacob gasped. The driver's door swung open and out hopped a little green dog. Bella giggled. "Hi!" the little green dog chirped. "This is GIR He's my new boy friend." Bella unzipped his dog suit and leaped out."I'M NAAKED!" The cylinder robot screamed at the top his lungs and started running around and screaming. Both of the rejects stood there, flabbergasted, how could this happen. "Well, this sucks." Jacob sighed. "Tell me about it" Edward said.
Victoria leaped out from the trees and along followed was the new born vampires hissing for blood. "Great Bella, now were gunna get killed" Edward hissed. "No we won't" Bella said. "GIR ,these People out there want to kill me! Don't let that happen!" GIR's cyan eyes turned red and his voice got deeper. "Yes. My love." A ton of missiles and rockets shot out of his body and all of the newborns and Victoria were blown to pieces (Except for Bree who was hiding in the bushes )followed along by a flaming aftermath. GIR red eyes turned back to cyan and thumped his fist shouting !. "Oh GIR, your our hero!" Bella cheered as she picked up GIR and kissed him on the forehead, leave a lipstick mark. GIR felt around her face and head and cooed in his GIR voice."I love you….. LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!Let's make biscuits!"Bella's face lit up. "Good idea, well make biscuits to celebrate!" and with that Bella and GIR went inside her house." Can I be a mongoose?" GIR asked. "Well, see ya Edward" Jacob said and then changed into his wolf form and ran off, leaving Edward standing in the middle of the rode." NOOOOOO
!BELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-!" Edward cry was cut short as he was hit by a fire truck.
