A Gathering in the Neighborhood
By Silver Vaporeon
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Misty Waterrunt was making dinner while Ash K. played the piano. She called to him and he came and took a plate of what appeared to be meat and string beans. They and Brock Squinty, Tracey Sketchy and Gary O. sat down at the folding card table and ate the food. They felt full and sighed contently.
Brock got up and answered the doorbell, which had rung a few seconds before. It was Jessie and James Rocket. He shook hands with Jessie and started saying uncoordinated words to her. He flirted until she slapped him and went inside. Brock cried and James also slapped him because Brock flirted with Jessie and he had a crush on Jessie.
Jessie went inside and helped herself to a plate (James did too and Gary ran off to the bathroom). Ash got up and scratched his butt and burped. Misty got up and insulted him until Ash burst into tears. Jessie laughed at him and went to watch a romantic soap opera on their crappy TV.
Gary, who was in the bathroom the whole time, finally came out and talked with Tracey after he finished painting on the wooden easel and they sold the painting for 50 dollars. They danced with joy.
James sat down and watched TV with Jessie but he got bored and danced to his song, 'Lucky Lucky', which came on the boom box radio. It wasn't supposed to be his song but someone managed to get it to play on the boom box radio. Jessie got up and danced with him. Misty decided to flirt with Ash but he pushed her away and Misty went to Brock to flirt (with better results).
Jessie and James stopped dancing and started making out right there and then; kissing each other and rubbing each other's butts. Brock tried flirting with Jessie again and she slapped him again and so Brock ran outside to swim in the pool.
Gary went to the bathroom again and Tracey started another painting. Misty watched Jessie's soap opera while Jessie and James continued to make out. Brock came back inside and decided to read a book.
Everyone else started dancing to 'Nyasu no Partii', which also wasn't supposed to be playing. Tracey sold his painting and cooked dinner. The twerps decided to eat. During this time, Jessie and James got bored and went outside to launch a rocket. James lit the fuse and Jessie went around and magically blocked every exit out of the house. Gary came out of the bathroom and saw Jessie and James making out again and made a disgusted noise.
The rocket landed on the roof of the one-story house and all the twerps in the house freaked out as the piano caught on fire. Ash didn't buy a smoke detector so no fireman came and since everyone was too dense to escape through a window, they all ran around inside screaming their heads off. The TV caught on fire and so did the bathroom so Gary couldn't hide in there. Eventually all the twerps died, got buried and their ashes (no pun intended) put into urns and Jessie and James sold their tombstones and urns and continued to make out on Ash's lawn.
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Jessie and James doubled over with laughter as they saved their game.
"You were right, James! 'The Sims' IS more fun with other skins!"
"I told you. Wait until I show you the other stuff in the expansion pack," James said. "There's this really cool bed…"
But it was late and they had to go to sleep. They stood up and…umm….started to make out.
THE END
