Charming

Handsome

Sadistic

If you will

Manaical

And Liable

To torture

Or to kill

Lives without rules

And plays his own games

Puts the sharpest

Conspirators

Schemers

Plotters

And Planners

To shame

Wickedly poetic

With wise words to say

Extraordinary and Captivating

In each and every way

Dangerous

And tantalizing

With a spirit that can't be tamed

Attracts you

Then attacks you

You're a moth drawn to a flame

Laughter's not in short supply

Whenever he's around

But chaos

Anarchy

And Confusion

In his presence

Are also abound

Doesen't care for boys in blue

Or for that matter -

Black

They want to keep things orderly

And where's the fun in that?

A guy of simple taste

A man of elaborate style

Even in the worst of times

You'll always see him smile

So if you happen to be in town

And want to have some fun

Just look up Mr. Napier

(But be prepared to run)

He'll accept all willing to join

Whether Koo-Koo

Crazy

Or Delerious

His one and only requirement?

Just don't be too serious