Charming
Handsome
Sadistic
If you will
Manaical
And Liable
To torture
Or to kill
Lives without rules
And plays his own games
Puts the sharpest
Conspirators
Schemers
Plotters
And Planners
To shame
Wickedly poetic
With wise words to say
Extraordinary and Captivating
In each and every way
Dangerous
And tantalizing
With a spirit that can't be tamed
Attracts you
Then attacks you
You're a moth drawn to a flame
Laughter's not in short supply
Whenever he's around
But chaos
Anarchy
And Confusion
In his presence
Are also abound
Doesen't care for boys in blue
Or for that matter -
Black
They want to keep things orderly
And where's the fun in that?
A guy of simple taste
A man of elaborate style
Even in the worst of times
You'll always see him smile
So if you happen to be in town
And want to have some fun
Just look up Mr. Napier
(But be prepared to run)
He'll accept all willing to join
Whether Koo-Koo
Crazy
Or Delerious
His one and only requirement?
Just don't be too serious
