30 things you'll never see Tsunade doing
1º- Walking topless thru Konoha
2º-Wear a monkey suit
3º- Admit she's a alcoholic
4º- Watch "Sailor Moon"
5º- Cry during a Bears game
6º- Cry
7º- Sleeping with Shizune
8º-Sleeping with Jiraya
9º-Sleeping with Shizune and Jiraya
10º-Singing "I'm a Barbie girl" during the Chunnin exams
11º-Singing "Foxy Foxy" to Naruto
12º-Becoming a stripper
13º-Organize a "Wheat shirt contest" against Anko
14 º-Change the name of Konoha to "SuperFantasticTsunadesBigBajungaMagicalFarieLand"
15º-Make a barbecue on the Hokage´s building
16º-Watching "Heidi"
17º-Saying she has 4 vaginas
18º-Inventing a jutso called "Make out no jutso"
19º-Finish every sentence with the words "no jutso"
20º-Wear Anko´s outfit
21º-Read an TsuShi yuri fanfic
22º-Write an TsuShi yuri fanfic
23º-Win a bet in Las Vegas
24º-Work at Burguer King
25º-Saying "Team Rocket is blasting of agaiiiin" every time someone leaves her office
26º-Tatoo on her ass "I heart Yaoi"
27º-Make a porn movie with Jiraya and Orochimaru called "Time Sarutobi: This time, they're naked"
28º-Jump from the roof from the Hokage´s building
29º-Saying that "Menopause rocks!"
30º-Dating the "Shaw-woo" guy
