30 things you'll never see Tsunade doing

1º- Walking topless thru Konoha

2º-Wear a monkey suit

3º- Admit she's a alcoholic

4º- Watch "Sailor Moon"

5º- Cry during a Bears game

6º- Cry

7º- Sleeping with Shizune

8º-Sleeping with Jiraya

9º-Sleeping with Shizune and Jiraya

10º-Singing "I'm a Barbie girl" during the Chunnin exams

11º-Singing "Foxy Foxy" to Naruto

12º-Becoming a stripper

13º-Organize a "Wheat shirt contest" against Anko

14 º-Change the name of Konoha to "SuperFantasticTsunadesBigBajungaMagicalFarieLand"

15º-Make a barbecue on the Hokage´s building

16º-Watching "Heidi"

17º-Saying she has 4 vaginas

18º-Inventing a jutso called "Make out no jutso"

19º-Finish every sentence with the words "no jutso"

20º-Wear Anko´s outfit

21º-Read an TsuShi yuri fanfic

22º-Write an TsuShi yuri fanfic

23º-Win a bet in Las Vegas

24º-Work at Burguer King

25º-Saying "Team Rocket is blasting of agaiiiin" every time someone leaves her office

26º-Tatoo on her ass "I heart Yaoi"

27º-Make a porn movie with Jiraya and Orochimaru called "Time Sarutobi: This time, they're naked"

28º-Jump from the roof from the Hokage´s building

29º-Saying that "Menopause rocks!"

30º-Dating the "Shaw-woo" guy