This is based roughly off of my first time with a yaoi... a real yaoi... I didn't have the opportunity to ask what 'Butt sex' was though... she made it very clear... that is xcupidxstuntx

Tobi's first Yaoi

One day Tobi was on the computer like a good boy…

"Tobi's a good boy!" Tobi hearted.

Tobi was on be precise. He was looking up stories about sempai because he loved his sempai.

"I love sempai," Tobi hearted "Tobi's a good boy!"

But Tobi wasalso missing Sasori who recently died.

"It's sad Sasori's dead…" Tobi nodded.

As Tobi browsed through the entire group of stories he picks 'School House Love'.

"I do love a heterosexual love story starring my favorite sempai and Sasori in a school house setting."

As Tobi read the fanfiction things progressed as usually things progress in fanfictions. But something was not quite right…

"What's butt sex?" Tobi wondered out loud.

Armed with this question Tobi went to see Zetsu…

"Ummm…" Black Zetsu went " Errrrr…" White Zetsu went.

Seeing as Zetsu didn't know Tobi went to his next logical choice a girl.

"… No comment…" Konan sweated.

Tobi was stumped…

"I'm stumped…"

Then struck by an idea Tobi decided to ask the character who was there in the first place experiencing this 'Butt sex', Deidara.

"Ask someone else…" Deidara sat at his own computer writing the sequel to his ' School House Love' he had named it ' Intimate School House'.

"Nyuuuuh…" Tobi sadly mumbled…

Finally as Tobi was about to give up on ever finding out what this mysterious 'Butt sex' was another idea came to Tobi…

"Pein will know… Pein is our leader and a god, therefore he knows everything…" Tobi nodded smugly.

Pein chuckled to himself as Tobi asked him the all-important question.

"I will show you…" Pein smirked.

With this Pein summoned another Pein and proceeded to mount this Pein in front of Tobi. After a quick romp Pein turned to Tobi.

"There you have it…" Pein gasped.

Tobi stood there frozen…

"…" Tobi stated.

"Well?" Pein arched an eyebrow.

" I threw up in my mask…" Tobi complained " I think I see blood in it… Oh my eyes are bleeding too… and my ears…"

"That bad huh?" Pein chuckled.

"Nah I'm going back online…" Tobi said cheerfully.

Tobi from this day forward would read all of Deidara's collection of Sasori X Deidara graphic smut…

THE END