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Prologue:The Batcave

An 11 year old Naruto stumbled through the forest,covered in blood,grime and sweat. As he crawled through the forest,he was currently talking with the 'Kind' voice in his head.

"Why do they do this Mei-Chan?I haven't done anything to them,but...they hate me!They give me those evil glares,spit at me,beat me and the kids won't play with me!"Naruto cried in despair.

"Don't worry Naruto,you're just 'special'."

"What do you mean?If I was special,they...THEY WOULDN'T DO THIS!"

"You're...different...They will come around,and you'll have friends in NO time!You'll even be able to be a Ninja!"

"Well what if I don't WANT friends?I don't NEED friends!And I don't want to be a ninja!The Third,wants me to be a ninj-aaaaaaaaaaa!"Too busy arguing with the voices in his head,he didn't realize he was walking straight towards a hole. Reaching his small hand out,he grabbed a tree root that stuck outwards from the ground.

And at that moment Naruto had two choices. He could let go of the root,and possibly fall to his death,or hold on and see if someone would come and find him,and he would still probally have fallen to his death by that time. With a sad sigh,Naruto let go of the root,and fell silently...If he had held on a minute more,he would have been found by the Third Hokage and Anbu,turned into a ninja against his will,eventually be made into a mindless weapon and then died at the age of 21 without love(This is my story,get over it!This ain't a spoiler!)...but that was only IF...

~With Naruto~

Naruto looked behind him and finally saw the ground incoming,before closing his eyes,waiting for the impact,and when it finally came,it came with a loud 'THUD'!Naruto let out a strangled cry as the pain shot out,and racked through his body. When most of the pain subsided,Naruto's breath was shallow,and he weezed with every other breath. Naruto's eyes closed,into what he thought would be his final sleep,with a smile on his face.

'So this is how it ends huh?Well better here than defending my 'preciouse' people...'he thought as he slipped into uncoscious-ness.

'Naruto dont' fall asleep!"screamed Mei,"Don't fall aleeee-'

~2 days later~

"uhhh...what happened to me...wait...I'M ALIVE!"Naruto exclaimed as he looked at his hands,then feet and finally the rest of his body,making sure nothing was missing."Good...All of me made it but,...where am I?"Naruto asked himself as he picked himself up and started to look around."Do you know Mei-Chan?"

"Sorry Naruto...but I'm tired...I had to heal yo-...I mean I haven't had any sleep and I'm very tired. You'll have to figure it out yourself..."

"Okay...wait...what's that?"Naruto asked as he walked over to have huge a button,he asked,"What's this?"he asked again.

A vision of a man,well dressed and rich in Naruto's opinion,appeared,before he started talking,"Falling into this cave,and pressing this button means you either have great luck,or terrible luck,it depends on which way you see it ,My name is Bruce Wayne,Or known here in my time,The Batman. You are currently residing in the BatCave,which was once my inner Sanctum. If you want to have some time to look around the cave before we continue,please press the green button on the BatComputer,or otherwise,pick the red button."

Naruto,deciding that the giant moniter was the 'BatComputer',pressed the red button.'I want to find out more before I continue and get too deep to get out.'

"Okay,so you've decided for me to continue with my speech. That's fine. In my time,villains think they can run tyrant,so Men called Superheroes come to life to stop them.I am one of them.I am the man called Batman,or The 'Dark Knight' to others.I have left records of every ally and villain of my time for one person from yours to except the cowl of The BatMan. Why ?Because no matter what year or time it is does not matter. There will always be a reason for The BatMan to live. Someone will always need the BatMan ,here is my propisition. You can press the Green button,and take my Cowl as The Batman,or you can press the Red Button and be launched out of the BatCave ,but be aware if you can murder someone in cold blood without reason,you will be launched out of the cave as well as being shot. However having a small amount of evil in you,that is exceptable,everyone does ,make your descision."

Naruto stared at the buttons.'If I press the Red,I get sent back to Konoha,and get turned into a ninja,but If I press the green button I could be killed soon,so..."Reaching out Naruto touched...(Tempted to cliffhang,but I'm not)

"You have touched the green button and have had my scanners scan your blood,and so I say,welcome to being the new Batman,Naruto Uzumaki Namikaze."

"Namikaze?I can think about that later...what now-"

"The lights will turn on soon,and quite a few weapons and armor will appear, and a green button near each of the weapons will be present. Press it if you would like an explanation of that item or items. At the end of the weapon display,please return here,and we shall start your training with watching the videos of great SuperHeroes and SuperVillains."

Naruto,realizing the lecture was over,started to walk on as the lights finally shone throught the cave,and he saw the weapons and armor,making his mouth drool.'I think I'm in heaven...Okay,Let's start with this...'On the small podium was what looked like a regular bomb,so pressing the green button Bruce's voice came from a speaker.

"The Joker's Laughing Gas in bombs:Contact with the Joker's chemicals within the laughing gas attacks the body's nervous system and causes uncontrollable spasms of laughter,followed by a slow,painfull death. Many have speculated that the venom hyperstimulates the laughter function of the brain,leaving the victim unable to breath. But that is only the Lethal Gas.

The Non-Leathal Venom in The Joker's Laughing Gas causes uncontrollable laughter,but instead of dying,their faces are usually pulled into an unusually large grin and are placed in a temporary coma. Prolonged exposure to the non-fatal forms can cause permanent brain damage."

Moving on he saw what appeared to be a gauntlet with a scarecrow design to it.

"Scarecrow's chief weapon is a toxin he created called fear gas,which I have been able to work into this gauntlet. Usig it he can cause his victims' worst fear to come to life,or he can cause a person to fear something they didn't before,as when he caused two gaurds at Arkham to fear glass in order to break out. I have learned that the substance is verstile as it has been used in gas,darts,capsules,ect."

The next item was a brown leather whip

"This whip was an item used by CatWoman,but truthfully that's it. It was just used for her fighting style."

A staff was seen next by Naruto.

"Deathstroke's staff:A staff and a type of Bazooka carried by DeathStroke the Terminator."

"What the hell is this?"Naruto asked himself as he pushed the next green button.

"' Mr. Freeze's Freeze ray,well...it's pretty self explanitory..."

"*sigh*..."

"Next is the Power Ring,Green Lantern's Power Battery and The Yellow Power Ring. The Green Power Ring was enabled by the Green Lantern's power battern,which provided energy for his ring. The Yellow Power Ring was crafted by the weaponers of Quad,and worn by the Sinestro Corps."

Coming up to the next podium like surface,he saw another gauntlet.

"The Claw Of Horus,A gauntlet of Nth medal wielded by HawkMan. The next item is The Phantom zone Project which is a Kryptonian weapon used to banish criminals to a prison dimension,and that is Lucifer's Trident,which all that is really know is that it was wielded by the 'Blue Devil' in my time."

Next was a sheathed sword,and pressing the green button,Bruce Wayne's voice came through the speakers again,

"The Night Sword,A.K.A the Sword Of Night,can deflect magic. It was the main weapon of a man called the NightMaster. The next three are The Eternity book and Necromonion which are two books of magic you will learn from,and Lobo's Hook and eternity book was Merlin's book of spells,while the Necromonion was the ultimate book of black magic,and Lobo's chain and hook is also self explanitory."

And finally finding the end,Naruto found four items. Armor (Original Batmansuit),a belt,a mask and a cape/hood.

"The first thing is my Armor,but it is not the armor I always wore. This armor is made out of the same armor the men SuperMan,Steel and Red Rocket wore. Unfortunatly, I never had the chance to use it. The Belt was my utility belt,which I kept my Batarang and smoke bombs and other weapons in. The mask was one of my very first masks,and the only one I could salvage(NightQuest Detective Comics BatMan Mask).And the cape...When I gave up the identity of The BatMan,I still had places to go without people knowing who I really was,so taking the hood from one of the Ghost cloaks I had,I attached it to one of my Batman Capes that matched the color. Anyway that is all of the Armor and Weapons. Later on you will be introduced to the BatBike,BatMobile,BatHelipcopter and BatBoat,but not yet. So please return to the BatComputer"

Naruto sighed.'...Why did I press that green button?Oh yeah...I was being a MORON!I could have just went home,but NO!Now I have to work with these dangerous weapons AND-'By this time,Naruto had fully reached the BatComputer again.

" Good. Now that you know what weapons you have to use,you will train under the videos and ways of other people and try to immulate their moves,understand?"

"...uhhh...suuuuuuure...who do I have to..."

"Copy?Bane,Me,Blue Beetle,CatWoman,CaptainMarvel,CatMan,DeathStroke,Demon,DoomsDay,General Zod,Hawk Man,The Joker,Lobo,Monarch,,NightWing,ScareCrow,Sinestro,Green Lantern,WildCat,Wolverine,Punisher,DareDevil,DeadPool,Blade(Get Over It.),Bruce Lee(Get the FUCK over it,you can't tell me Bruce Lee ain't bad ass!)and finally Amazo."

"Amaz-O DAMN!"

PJ:Well?

PS:Same As Always,SUCKS!