Author's Note:

Hello! I humbly thank you for taking interest in my shitty literature. I hope you enjoy, and remember to review so it turns out not so shitty.

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Kindest regards, -Zee

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"Goddamnit Mikasa! Stop fussing over me, and get yourself around or we'll both be late!"

Sometimes I feel bad about yelling at her and all, but good lord that girl can be smothering.

"Eren, just let me-"

I slapped her hand, making the slice of toast she has been trying to force feed me fall face-down on the floor. Mikasa stared at it, then slowly bent down and gingerly picked it up.

I scoffed, and continued searching for my backpack. Where could've that damn thing gone?-!

Mikasa grabbed my shoulder with un-humanlike strength, and twirled me around so fast I almost fell over. "Jesus! What the hell Mikasa-!" She crammed that stupid piece of toast into my mouth; literally choking me. "I'm not going to let you starve to death over a piece of toast. Eat it Eren. Eat it," she said with a look in her eye that scared me shitless.

I chewed on the toast nervously, and apologized after I finished.

"It's okay," she sighed, relieved. "I just wish you would be more thoughtful as to how your careless actions will effect you in the long run."

By the time she had finished that long and seemingly useless sentence, I was on the other side of the house, continuing my hunt for the backpack that must have-a-mind-of-it's-own-because-it's-nOT-IN-THIS-FUCKING-HOUSE-OBVIOUSLY.

"Eren?"

"WHAT?!"

"I found your backpack."

Oh you have got to b kidding me. I clenched my fists, and stomped back into the kitchen.

"Where was it," I growled, yanking it out of her hands.

Mikasa pointed to the counter, aka the place where I always leave it. "You were probably too hungry to see it," she muttered, emotionless.

Shit.


Later, In 4th period Gym Class

"Listen up you bunch of crybaby sissies! I've noticed that we have some no-good cheaters who skip their laps! I'm looking at you, Connie Springer!"

Connie Springer. Hah. He's a pretty good guy, but I wouldn't put it past him to skip laps. It's not his fault though, our gym teacher Shadis is harsh on him. Oh, and he really doesn't know how to count.

"S-sir!" Connie started fidgeting nervously, "I could've sworn I ran all the laps yesterday! All 3 of 'em!"

You could tell just by looking at him, that Shadis had lost all hope for humanity right then and there.

"Connie... you were supposed to run 30... NOT 3 YOU STUPID IDIOT! NOW, THANKS TO CONNIE'S IDIOCY, YOU ALL CAN RUN 50!"

Great. Just great.

The rest of the class groaned and muttered curses and insults under their breath. Connie was beet red in the face, and apologized so quickly, all of his words jumbled together.

Honestly, if it had been in any other class besides gym I would of been furious. Since it's gym, I'm surprisingly elated. I get to contest with this asshole; Jean, Horseface, Kirstein. It was a tradition. Every day in gym, we'd find a way to compete. Whether it was finishing our laps faster, or scoring the most points, it happened. I always win though. Well, besides that one time... and that other time... that's besides the point. I'm just better in every way possible!

Everyone shuffles over to the 'starting line', where Jean and I reside.

"Hey Yaeger," Jean snorts, "ready to get your ass whupped again?"

"As if I'd lose to you!" He snickers at my reaction. "Your slow-ass can barely run 10, let alone 50."

"Tsch." Jean was probably about to say something stupid and useless, when Shadis's voice drowned out his own.

"On your mark! GO! RUN CRYBABIES, RUN!"

Jean and I took off, leaving the rest of the class behind. I faintly heard Marco yell Jean's name, and Reiner say, "They're at it again..."

Honestly, I don't care what they say. My only care in the world at the moment was to beat Horseface.

I haven't mentioned why I call Jean "Horseface". If Jean stood next to a horse, I wouldn't be able to tell the difference between the two. Seriously.

We were nearing lap 12, with me in the lead, when Jean started bumping against me. I lost my balance and fell.

"The.. hell man!" I panted, regaining my stance and (easily) catching back up to him. "What's your... fucking... problem!?" I reached out, and pulled his ugly-ass hair; hard enough for him to fall on his butt.

I stopped, and turned around to face him. Shit was about to go down, and I was pumped.

He growled, and launched himself at me, his speed catching me off guard. I shoved him off, dodging his punch that was aimed right at my face. What's his deal!

By then, the rest of the group had caught up with us, and mindlessly formed a circle around us, watching intently.

I took a second to glance at them, and then Jean punched me in the gut. I fell backwards, wheezing.

"Hah! How'd that feel Yaeger? How about some more?!" He raised up his fist, and drew it back, preparing to hit me again.

"Stop!" Marco grabbed Jean's fist and held him back. This gave me the perfect opportunity to kick him in the shins, hard. Jean groaned, and I snickered, satisfied.

"ENOUGH!" Shadis's voice rang throughout the gym, freezing everyone in their tracks.

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING EREN!"

"Me?! It was all Jean's fault! That horsefaced bastard swung first!" Is he serious?! I did nothing wrong!

Shadis got real close, and headbutted me. He headbutted me! Is that even legal? He didn't even hesitate! Ow... it hurts...

"Listen here kid. Take your ass down to the principles office now. I've had enough of your senseless bickering with Jean. I want you transferred out of my class."

"Hrrng..." I muttered words of protest, but shuffled out of the gym anyways. I heard Jean laugh mockingly behind me. Shadis yelled, "Everyone back to your laps! Jean! You have 100!" Hah. Serves him right.

Goddamn, I must have a concussion. Maybe I'll stop by the nurse's office on my way...


Thanks for reading! I don't own any of the characters! Pls don't sue me k thnx lol

-Zee

P.S. S/O to sallycoombs for pointing out the problem with the font! I've fixed now, hopefully you can read it ^-^