Disclaimer: I don't own The Incredibles and I make no profit from this fanwork. I'm just a geek, with a tad too much spare time, having a little fun. Like playing with action figures.

And, now I present...

Syndrome's Incredible Revenge

Robert Parr, known to the world as "Mr. Incredible", looked on at his hated foe. This was the man that killed most of his old comrades, the man that threatened his family, the man that put him through hell and even tried to steal his youngest child away from him. This was Syndrome, one of the only two people he could never forgive.

The only other person Mr. Incredible could never forgive was himself. Everything Syndrome did, everyone Syndrome hurt, was all because of Bob's harshness to him in his youth. Just thinking that his past callous words were the indirect cause of all that pain was almost too much to bear.

But, Buddy, the would-be "Incrediboy", was long gone, and in his place was a monster. A monster that Bob inadvertently created, and now must, for lack of a better term, destroy. The problem was that he could have sworn that had already occurred.

"I saw you get killed by that jet engine. How are you even still alive?!" demanded the powerful hero.

"What can I say. I'm a genius!" smirked Syndrome.

Bob's eyes narrowed.

"Ok, Ok. I'll give you the details. The truth is I keep a special stock of clones at my secret base, alone with a recording of my memories. So death is a minor inconvenience. If I die, the machinery at my lab kicks in and I am born anew! Of course, the process isn't perfect, but why sweat the minor details" explained Syndrome.

As Syndrome ranted, Mr. Incredible snuck-up towards him in order to "get the drop" on him, but Syndrome had learned from studying his former hero long ago to pay attention to his every move, even during a monologue!

"Not so fast" declared Syndrome as he shot Mr. Incredible with a paralysis beam, rendering him immobile.

Unable to move, our hero waited in horror for the killing blow as his nemesis walked right behind him. But, the "killing blow" was not what he expected...

"ATOMIC WEDGIE!!!" yelled Syndrome as he pulled Mr. Incredible's underwear stretching the elastic over the masked hero's head.

As he stood there in pain, surprise, and humiliation, watching through his stretched briefs as his enemy walked away appearantly satisfied with the "Atomic Wedgie" as revenge, he had a comforting thought...

"At least this new Syndrome isn't as vicious as the original", he muttered dryly to himself.

THE END

I really hoped you like that. Please review.

And please help me! The next Incredibles fic I want to write is a Viony fic, I have several ideas for one but I don't know which one to use. I started a thread (I accidentally started it twice, actually) in the "Violet Parr" forum right here at this site (fanfiction dot net) that displays the ideas I'm trying to choose between. Please, check it out and post your suggestion for which idea I should use first.