Just something I cooked up. I had this idea when I was vaccuuming and my cat freaked out, so I thought, 'What about Lulubelle?'

This is what I came up with. It's kind of short.

I don't like Lulubelle. She's the only Noah I don't like.

Disclaimer: Don't own D.Gray-Man. Nope. Never.


There was only one thing in the world that Lulubelle was afraid of, and it was coming for her. Yes, she could hear the rumbling, the horrid sound it made as it stalked towards her, down the hallway, sucking up and trapping everything in its path. It growled and screeched, making t swat towards her at the hands of an akuma maid who did nothing to stop it.

From her hiding spot, located conveniently behind a potted plant in the hallway, Lulubelle could see its tall, towering figure, with its ugly mouth that sucked and sucked and sucked to no end.

Lulubelle hissed and darted from her spot behind the plant; the hideous creature was too close now, and any longer and it would discover and devour her. She darted, a mess of black fur raised on end, into an empty bedroom and under the bed, where her golden eyes stared out with malice at the demon.

The maid carried on with her vacuuming and entered the bedroom, having no idea that her mistress was hiding under the bed as a puffed up, furry, very unhappy cat.

Cleaning days were always the worst, or at least for Lulubelle, who found any and every cleaning object to be after her life. Deadly dusters, malicious mops, and the most horrid of all, the violent, vile, vacuum. Wherever she looked, akuma maids were wielding the dreadful weapons.

Of course, it didn't help when Jasdebi or Rhode decided to take advantage of her fears; they too, were the enemy. She never knew when Rhode, the little horrid child, or the awful twins, would run around the corner with brooms in hand and gleeful smiles on their faces. The only one who would, perhaps, defend her was a usually annoyed to no end Tyki, who never enjoyed his role of babysitter.

And it was this same displeased Tyki who was, once again, sent out to search through the whole ark to try and find the distressed Lulubelle.

"Man… Why do I always get stuck with these kinds of things?" the man muttered to himself as he walked through the endless hallways searching for the shape shifting Noah. Of course he complained, it was his nature, but it wasn't as if he had any better things to do. He already had a warm cup of milk waiting for Lulubelle after her capture and retrieval.

It wasn't too long before he found the Noah female under her hiding place in the bedroom. With a sigh, he got on his hands and knees, golden eyes meeting golden eyes, and got started coaxing her out.

Jasdebi and Rhode were disappointed when they found Lulubelle back in her Noah form, the fear of the cleaning passed, as Tyki passed her the warm milk in the kitchen. Their fun would have to wait for another day, or they would have to find another way to pester their older siblings.

But one thing was certain in the aftermath; Lulubelle and cleaning objects just didn't get along.