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Also. sorry about the short chapter. And the lack of updating. Oh well.

Note: The word "crud" is in this. Sorry. That's still K+, right?

[Jenna's ship passes by the Proxian cruiser, the planet of Vaultooine behind them.]

Saturos: They're almost in range!
Menardi: Huh?
Saturos: Missiles! Fire on that cruiser!
Firedjinn: That's not in the script! You're supposed to use your tractor beams!
Saturos: Wha-why?! They're right here!
Menardi: I'm with him! FIRE!
Firedjinn: Oh no you don't! (machine freezes up)
Menardi: What are you doing? Satty? Are you okay?
Firedjinn: You will not shoot Jenna's ship... you will draw it in with your tractor beam...
Saturos: I will not fire on the ship... I will... I will draw it in with the tractor beam...

[On Jenna's ship]

Mia: This doesn't look good...
Sheba: Y'think?!
Jenna: Hold still, I'm trying to give you the plans for the Alchemy Star...
Menardi: Hey, who's in there?
Jenna: Quick, get in the escape pod!
Sheba: (running in circles) What escape pod? Where?!
Jenna: THAT ONE! (pointing)
Menardi: What is going on in there?!

[Mia and Sheba scramble into the escape pod]

Menardi: Satty, I found the princess!
Saturos: Don't call me that! It sounds so... fluffy...ech...
jenna: (whispering) C'mon Mia, Sheba... find Felix Kenobi - Please!

[The pod spirals down towards the desert planet of Vaultooine]

Saturos: Take her to the cell block - we'll get to her later. Search the ship!

[Inside the pod]

Mia: Will Jenna be okay?
Sheba: She throws fire, remember?
Mia: Oh. Somehow I kind of forgot that.
Sheba: Really?

[CRASHH!]

Sheba: Ow...
Mia: We seem to have landed on Vaultooine.
Sheba: I got that, thanks.
Mia: (glancing around) We should go... that way.
Sheba: No, this way!There's a town this way, plus I need to find Felix Kenobi and deliver these plans to him.
Mia: Excuse me?
Sheba: Felix? Remember?
Mia: I didn't forget Felix, I just don't know what you're talking about.
Sheba: I have a mission. Anyway, civilization is thataway!
Mia: No it isn't.
Sheba: Is too. I know.
Mia: And how do you know?
Sheba: Whatever. I'm going this way. If you want to run out of power in the desert that way, it's your choice. (starts running)
Mia: (looking around) Hey, wait up!

[Several hours later]

Mia: Again, are you SURE you know where you're going?
Sheba: Why do you ask?
Mia: Well, it isn't exactly like you have a good track record of NOT getting lost in deserts. Jenna told me they found you wandering in the Suhalla...
Sheba: That was different!
Mia: (nothing)
Sheba: Mia...?
Mia: (still nothing)
Sheba: What the-
Jawa #1: (Zaps Sheba with electric gun-thingy. Yes, it's a technical term. "Gun-thingy.")
Sheba: EEP!

[Mia is facedown in the sand, "de-activated"]

Jawa #2: (Zaps Sheba. Again.)
Shabe: You little - Spark Plas-
Firedjinn: (Appearing out of nowhere) Sheba, this is part of the story. They're supposed to capture you two.
Sheba: (glaring daggers) I said, SPARK-
Firedjinn: Just stop before I embarrass you.
Sheba: (Stops, but continues glaring.)
Firedjinn: Good. (Disappears in a puff of magic smoke)
Sheba: I'm not even going to ask. (Surrenders to Jawas and is de-activated as well)
Sheba: Crud.

[Mia and Sheba are dragged off by Jawa traders]

[Meanwhile, on a small moisture farm nearby...]

Kiyle: Those Jawa traders should be here soon...
Isaac: Are we getting new droids?
Kyle: Well, we could use an R2 unit...maybe a protocol droid...?

END OF CHAPTER 3