I am now officially failing in school.

It's official!

I am no longer top of the class I'm bottom.

It's his entire fault!

Why can't he disappear!

No I don't want him to!

He's a misfit!

A weirdo!

A Vampire!

My brother's best mate!

And what's worse I think I'm falling in love with him!

I just can't get him out of my head!

His eyes are hypnotic!

Literally!

They draw you in, I could get lost in them for hours!

Chloe Branagh you are utterly in love with Vladimir Dracula!