Naruto was walking to the training grounds his team usually met up at. He was sneezing like no tomorrow, and he couldn't stop either.
When he woke up, everything was fine. He got out of bed, changed, ate breakfast. But the minute he left his home, he started sneezing.
It was satisfying at first. Getting rid of that itch in his nose. But then it continued, and after the fifth or sixth time, he grew slightly annoyed.
When he arrived at the training grounds he saw that Sasuke and Sakura were already there. Sakura was attempting to talk to Sasuke, however of course Sasuke ignored her.
"Hi Sakura-chan!" Waved Naruto happily as he ran towards them "how are -sneeze- you!?"
Sakura stared at him slightly annoyed "I'm fine Naruto. But me and Sasuke were in the middle of a conversation, and you rudely interrupted"
Naruto sneezed and rubbed the back of his head "ah, gee Sakura sor -sneeze- ry! Hey, if you want, I can talk to you instead!" He said happily, he then glared at Sasuke "Sasuke is a very -sneeze- boring person to talk too…"
Sakura turned a little red in anger "Naruto! Don't be mean to Sasuke-kun! And why would I want to talk to you anyways!?" She huffed folding her arms.
Naruto deflated slightly, and sneezed. Sasuke scoffed "idiot" he muttered.
Naruto noticed this and turned to him quickly "HEY, WHAT DID YO-" he was cut short by Sakura, who smacked him on the head.
"QUITE IDIOT!" She screamed at Naruto, she quickly turned to Sasuke "don't mind him Sasuke-kun, he's just being stupid"
Sasuke ignored her. Naruto rubbed his head and sneezed "sorry Sakura-chan…" he mumbled glumly.
"Yeah whatever" Said Sakura, she turned away from him. They waited another two hours before a poof of smoke came out of nowhere.
"Sorry guys, you see, I got lost on the road of life" Said the silver haired man, otherwise known as Kakakasi.
"YOU'RE LATE!" Both Naruto and Sakura yelled accusingly at Kakashi. Kakashi just chuckled nervously while rubbing the back of his head.
"Now, now my cute students, your sensei is just very bad with directions" Said Kakashi while holding up both hands. He walked towards them.
"Yeah right! You always have a -sneeze- stupid excuse for everything" yelled Naruto pointing at his sensei.
Kakashi just gave them his usual eye smile "well Naruto, maybe instead of complaining, you should be training"
Naruto sputtered at him angrily, before sneezing.
Sakura turned to him slightly concerned, of course she tried hiding it "hey Naruto, you've been sneezing an awful lot, are you okay?"
Naruto blushed at the attention Sakura was giving him "of course Sakura-chan! It's just a little -sneeze- sneezing!" He said waving it off.
Sakura raised an eyebrow "alright then, whatever you say"
Kakashi cleared his throat "alrighty. Naruto, Sasuke you two fight"
Naruto tilted his head "eh? We are doing that first?" He asked a little confused.
"I don't think I need to repeat myself" said Kakashi with his patient eye smile.
"Whatever.." Sasuke said in his normal emoish voice. Both him and Naruto walked into the field, Kakashi stood farther back with Sakura.
"On the count of three" said Kakashi raising his arm "one...two...THREE!" He yelled, dropping his arm.
Naruto had a determined gleam in his eye as he ran towards Sasuke. He put his hands up in a familiar sign. "MULTI SHA -sneeze- jutsu…"
Naruto had sneezed, ruining his hand sign. A puff of smoke came out next to him. The puff of smoke was smaller than usual.
Of course Naruto was expecting one of three things; one, nothing to come out of the smoke. Two, a normal clone. Three a deformed clone.
However he wasn't expecting what he saw next. After the smoke cleared, it gave way to a sleeping baby on the ground, a orange blanket barely covering his most sensitive parts. The baby had a small tuft of blonde hair and three whisker marks.
"Uh…" Naruto stared at the baby squinting his eyes a bit "what -sneeze- happened?" He continued to stare at the baby.
The baby clenched his small hands into fists and started to cry. "NARUTO WHAT DID YOU DO!?" Yelled Sakura at Naruto.
Naruto looked terrified "I-I don't kn -sneeze- ow!" The baby wailed louder.
Kakashi put his hand up "I think your sneezing affected the jutsu" he said turning to Naruto. Naruto looked perplexed.
"How?" He asked, trying his best to ignore the crying baby. But the baby was very loud.
Kakashi walked over to the baby and picked him up. His eyes widened a fraction realizing the baby looked exactly like Naruto did when he was a baby.
"Well you see" started Kakashi, staring at the baby intensely "I'm not sure, try dispersing the clone"
Naruto nodded doing the hand sign, however nothing happened. The baby however wasn't crying as loudly, he was staring at Kakashi curiously.
"Hmm, try doing the jutsu again" said Kakashi, wanting to test a theory out.
"Uhh ok" Naruto stared questioningly at his sensei before doing the hand sign once again "multi sh -sneeze- adow-" before he could finish another poof of smoke appeared.
This time it was a bit bigger. When it cleared, it revealed a young small boy around the age of seven, that looked almost exactly like Naruto, except younger of course.
"Isn't that Naruto?" Questioned Sakura puzzling things together. Even Sasuke looked a little intrigued.
Kakashi nodded "indeed, it seems as if though we have another problem in our hands" the baby in his arms had now completely stopped crying.
Naruto stilled looked confused "I still don't understand what -sneeze- happened"
Before Kakashi could reply, the little seven year old looked around frantically. "Where am I?" He squeaked a little scared.
Kakashi walked to the small child and patted his head "now, now, no need to get scared"
The small child stared at him "you look like a scarecrow mister" he said with a childish grin. No longer looking scared oddly.
Kakashi gave him an eye smile "and you look like a sponge. What's the last thing you remember?" He questioned the young boy.
The seven year old ignored the sponge comment and his grin grew even larger "last thing I remember was eating fish with an old man before going to bed"
Sakura gaped at Kakashi's calmness. WHY WASN'T HE FREAKING OUT?!
"Erm, Kakashi-sensei, can you please tell us what's going on? Why is there suddenly two younger versions of Naruto?" Sakura was trying her very best not to 'awe!' At the cuteness of the baby. It was Naruto for crying out loud!
"Well I'm not completely certain, but I think Naruto's sneezing is somehow affecting the jutsu" Kakashi clarified, rocking the baby in his arms.
Naruto's eyes sparkled "SO, WHAT YOU'RE SAYING IS THAT I MADE A NEW -sneeze- JUTSU!?" He asked excitedly jumping up and down.
"Well I gue-" Kakashi was interrupted by Naruto's loud cheer of 'YAATTAA!'
Naruto then got an idea "what if I do it again!?" He started putting his hands together again, however pale hands stopped him.
Sasuke glared at him "we don't need more of you running around"
Naruto returned the glare "what's so -sneeze- bad about that!"
"Naruto stop being such a nutcase. I agree with Sasuke, we don't need more of you running around. And besides, we don't know how to get rid of them" Sakura said.
Naruto pouted and nodded. He felt somebody tug his pants, he looked down. his own eyes staring back at his younger self's wide eyes. "Are you my big brother?" He asked out of the blue.
Naruto froze. Big brother? Where'd he get that idea from? "Nope! I'm future you!" He said with a wide smile.
Young Naruto looked slightly disappointed "oh I see…" he let the words sink in.
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"WAIT WHAT!?" Young Naruto almost yelled, his eyes where even wider and they seemed to be literally sparkling. "THAT'S SO COOL!"
"NARUTO! You can't just say that!" Sakura scolded Naruto, facepalming.
Kakashi cleared his throat "well, we should probably report this to the hokage" the rest of his team nodded and they headed out.
Hiruzen had seen many things in his lifetime. From finding out Jiraiya had accidentally turned half a dozen chunin into toads, to seeing the Kazekage smile. However, this was definitely the weirdest thing he has seen in a long time.
Standing in front of him was Naruto, holding the hand of a younger Naruto. While Kakashi was holding a even younger Naruto.
"What happened?" Hiruzen sighed exasperated. He looked at them with tired grey eyes.
Naruto sneezed then grinned "I accidentally made the coolest Jutsu ever!" He looked proud of himself.
"Ah" Hiruzen started off "I see.." he stared at them blankly "how'd you manage that, Naruto?" Hiruzen asked, attempting to give him a smile. But failing miserably.
"Here! Let me -sneeze- show you!" Before anybody could stop him, Naruto replicated the way his hands were together the last two times he did it.
A poof came out, however it seemed...different. It was taller than Naruto, still however slightly shorter than Kakashi. When the smoke cleared, a young teenager was standing there, looking deathly confused.
"Huh? Where am I?" The teen mumbled to himself. He looked almost exactly like Naruto, however his face didn't have as much baby fat and his clothing had black in it.
Naruto's eyes turned into stars "IS THIS FUTURE ME!?" He circled around the supposed future him. Admiring his new clothing.
Sakura punched Naruto on the head "YOU IDIOT!" She screamed at him, pulling his ear.
"Ow ow ow ow!" Naruto cried as she did this.
Hiruzen's eyes were wide 'did Naruto really just invent some sort of time transporting jutsu!?' And the fact that it was on accident made the old man even more shocked.
The older Naruto looked around, before tensing "who are you!?" He asked glaring at all of them.
Kakashi stepped in, handing the baby to a very annoyed Sasuke. "It's kinda complicated! But basically we- Naruto here, transported you from the future to the past" inwardly, Kakashi was gawking at how tall Naruto had gotten, Right now he was still a midget. He also looked like he matured.
Kakashi though too soon. "Woah! Really!? Little me is sooo cool!" Older Naruto beamed, no longer giving them his menacing glare.
"Dobe" mumbled Sasuke rolling his eyes.
Older Naruto turned to Sasuke, but instead of yelling at him like the rest of them though he started to tear up "Sasuke...you're here?" Older Naruto quickly turned to Naruto "DON'T LET OROCHIMARU GET TO HIM! OR ELSE HE'LL BECOME A ROGUE NINJA!"
"A rogue ninja?...wha..?" Naruto was confused once again, what was his older self yapping about?
Kakashi seemed to understand immediately. He put a hand on the older Naruto "we'll talk about this later, but I don't think it's safe to reveal too much about the future"
Naruto sneezed again, he seemed to have forgot what his older self had said "hey Kakashi-Sensei! Can I do it one more time!? Pleeaaassee!" He practically begged, he looked like he was already addicted to it.
Kakashi shook his head "that isn't a very smart idea Naruto, if you continue doing this, you might figure out how old you are going to be when you die" he said almost cryptically, which freaked out the pre-teen.
But Naruto was determined "pleeeease!? Just one -sneeze- more!" He continued "I'm sure we'll find a way to return them" he reassured.
"Just let the boy do as he wishes" Hiruzen said with a sigh and a small smile, he had always had a soft spot for Naruto.
"If I may say Hokage-sama, we don't know how this jutsu affects Naru-" he heard a familiar poof. "Never mind…" Kakashi muttered.
The puff of smoke was definitely taller than Kakashi this time, Naruto seemed overly giddy about this. He was excited about seeing his other supposedly older self.
The other Narutos (minus the baby, who was trying to eat Sasuke's fingers) also seemed to look interested about their future self.
The smoke cleared to reveal...
