As told in the summary, this story is loosely based on Arkham Doctors and Patients Of Doctors. Inspired by the Patient Interviews from Arkham City. I don't (though I wish) own Batman. Enjoy (I guess...)
A STRANGE VISITOR
(At Arkham Asylum)
Dr. Gretchen: You want to work here for minimal hours?
Hugo Strange: Yes, I'm here to evaluate the inmates here at Arkham by conducting interviews.
Dr. Gretchen: I see. Well then, would you care to present your ID and work data?
Hugo Strange: I care not to act upon those demands.
Dr. Gretchen: It's a rule policy. I'm sorry but-
(Hugo Strange conducts a mental manipulation procedure with the help of the fiddled drink Dr. Gretchen consumed prior to their meeting)
Hugo Strange: Permit me to execute my evaluations.
Dr. Gretchen: ...I will permit you to execute your evaluations.
Hugo Strange: Step Aside
Dr. Gretchen: ...I'll step aside.
Hugo Strange: Thank you.
(In the hallway)
Warden Sharpe: Greetings, I do believe we have not met. I'm Quincy Sharpe, warden of Arkham Asylum.
Hugo Strange: I am Professor Hugo Strange. I'm here to observe and interview the inmates.
Warden Sharpe: Good Luck; some of our previous doctors were almost killed during their occupation. One of them perished by the hands of our most notorious inmate.
Hugo Strange: The Joker, I've heard. I wouldn't be too worried this time around. I assure you my safety, Warden. I request to have no security men guarding my well-being.
Warden Sharpe: I cannot allow that. These inmates are lethal and unpredictable. Precautions are to be necessary.
Hugo Strange: Do not fret Warden, I am under the protection of my secretary here.
Warden Sharpe:...He's rather the quiet one.
Hugo Strange: Indefinitely. The most quiet are the most skilled Warden. If you excuse me, I shall proceed my evaluation with an inmate that I, most exquisitely, desire to interview first.
