Mkay. I felt like doing this. Mostly just quotes from Last year's christmas special, also slight spoilers for the woman who fell to earth.

Here is an official (not really) spoiler warning in the words of river song.

Spoilers, Sweetie.

POV of 12th at first, then 13th right at the end. (If you haven't watched 'The Woman Who Fell to Earth yet, do it NOW. Or after my story XD)

It begins. I don't know whether I'm ready, but he (me?) taught me that it must continue.

I start to speak.

"Oh there it is. Silly old universe. The more I save it the more it needs saving. It's a treadmill."

And the treadmill is beginning to tire me (Just this body?) out.

It sounds like the TARDIS replies.

"Yes, yes I know they'll get it all wrong without me." And they will. Everyone needs me to make sense of their lives, to make sense of the universe. As I said, a treadmill.

"Well, I suppose one more lifetime won't kill anyone." No, that's wrong. "Well, except me."

The regeneration threatens to climb over my hand and I begin to speak to my next self.

"You wait a moment, Doctor. Let's get it right. I've got a few things to say to you. Basic stuff first."

I need to ensure I stay true to myself.

"Never be cruel, never be cowardly, and" I reference advice I've given to others, "never ever eat pears!"

"Remember - hate is always foolish, and love is always wise. Always try to be nice and never fail to be kind."

I should bring up the subject of my name. Our name, I suppose, I am, after all, talking to my next self.

"Oh, and… and you mustn't tell anyone your name. No-one would understand it anyway. Except…"

Excruciating pain tears through me and I fall to the ground. But I will not let myself go yet.

"Except… children. Children can hear it. Sometimes- if their hearts are in the right place, and the stars are too. Children can hear your name."

More pain tears through me. It is nearly time.

"But nobody else. Nobody else. Ever."

I stand, getting up off the floor, fighting the fire that threatens to consume me. I need to finish this.

"Laugh hard." Always.

"Run fast." Well, that is necessary, the life I live needs running.

"Be kind." Never, ever forget that, Doctor. I feel the regeneration process beginning and feel peace as I accept my oncoming death (birth?).

"Doctor… I let you go."

Worse pain that ever before. Pain shooting through me and the fire continuing out. Oops, I am breaking the TARDIS again. Every cell burning as my new self is fully born—

—I wake to pain, which quickly stops. I have regenerated! Wait—what do I look like? I grab the screen in which I can see a slight reflection and hold it in front of my face.

I'm a woman!

"Oh, brilliant." A huge grin is on my face, but that is quickly wiped off as the TARDIS rocks around.

Oops. Forgot about the fact that I broke it whilst regenerating.

It tips onto its side and flings me into space before disappearing. Oops. I land in a train on Earth, and, oh look. An alien.

NOW GO WATCH THE WOMAN WHO FELL TO EARTH.

Jodie Whittaker is doing a fantastic job. (funny too. AWESOME DOCTOR)

I need more episodeeeeeessssssssssss

Please review? I will reward you with episodes (every Sunday/Monday depending on where you are) Oh wait, I don't make the episodes... call that my disclaimer.

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