Hey guys I've had this idea in my head for a while maybe it's because I've been watching too much Maury lol. Hope you enjoy.
"Hello America and welcome to the Tsunade show!" Applauses and screams are heard from the audience. The hostess was a woman in her late forties but she didn't look a day over 25. Her hair was in two pigtails and was a blonde. Just like the stereotype she has a large chest but isn't an airhead. Her eyes were a light brown and she was a force to be reckoned with. Her shirt showed off a little of her cleavage and wore black pants with black sandals.
Tsunade is sitting in a very comfortable chair that allows her to turn her body in the direction to her guests or audience. She is facing her audience. "Today we have a young lady named Tenten who is 18 everyone welcome Tenten!" the audience applauses.
A young girl comes out with her hair in twin buns. She is wearing a pink Chinese shirt with a golden dragon on the side. Also wearing jeans and tennis shoes she shyly waves at the audience, not entirely sure what's she doing or why she waved to a bunch of strangers. She shakes hands with the hostess and takes a seat next to her.
Tsunade turns her body to face Tenten. "So Tenten tell us, why are you here?"
Tenten fidgets with her fingers. "Well uh you see I have err well had a boyfriend named Kiba." A screen behind Tsunade and to the left of Tenten turns on and Kiba a young teen age 18 with brown hair and red tattoos of triangles on his cheeks and a black jacket appears.
"So why have you brought him here?"
"I would like to know who the father of my baby is Kiba or this other guy named Neji." The screen splits in half and next to Kiba another young teen is shown. Neji who is 19 with long brown hair and violet eyes appears.
"There is another possibility for the father? Oh great. I need some sake Shizune!"
Tenten and the audience look at Tsunade in shock and disbelief as the women Shizune brings Tsunade a sake bottle and a glass. Tsunade fills the glass and drinks it, then looks at Tenten. "What? You want some?"
Tenten shakes her head slowly "uh no thanks?" What the hell kind of show was this?
Tsunade shrugs and fills another glass. "Great now were we…oh yes two possibilities. How did this all start?"
Tenten blinks. This hostess was very…unusual. Coming on here didn't seem like a good idea anymore. But she needed the help and this strange lady can help her. "Umm well I was dating Kiba for a while we had relations but I caught him cheating so we broke up. There was a party at a friend's house and I only went because I promised my friend I would. I was still pretty torn up the break up and Neji was there, my shoulder to cry on and-"
Tsunade interrupts "sorry I didn't ask for the life story all I needed to know is you had sex with Kiba and Neji." She fills the glass once again and drinks it.
Tenten shifts uncomfortably in her seat, blushing, and opens her mouth to speak but Tsunade beats her to it. "Know what? Let's bring out the guys, make things more interesting."
Tenten begins to panic. "Hey wait a minute I didn't-"
"OK! Kiba Neji come on out!" She stands up to greet them.
Tenten trying to protest is not heard from the audience standing cheering as Kiba and Neji come out onto the stage.
Kiba is the first to walk on the stage shakes Tsunade's hand and moves his chair away from Tenten. Neji comes out next to greet Tsunade then goes and sits next to Tenten.
Tsunade returns to her seat and holds out the bottle of sake. "Hey boys want some? It will ease the tension I can just feel it."
They both shake their heads Tsunade continues. "So boys what's with all this tension?"
Kiba glares at Neji and speaks first, "well if he didn't but in our business we wouldn't be here."
Neji scoffs "please she doesn't deserve you cheating dog." He places his hand on Tenten's leg to try and reassure her.
Kiba growls "what are you talking about? You didn't even know she existed before I started dating her. You completely ignored her."
Neji glares at Kiba, "I will admit that's true but", he turns and gives Tenten a kiss. "I'm not going to leave her now."
Tenten blushes at this and manages a small smile.
Tsunade refills her glass and asks "so Tenten who do you want to be the dad?"
"Well I would like Neji to be the dad but if it's not I can work something out with Kiba."
Kiba speaks up "why are we even here Tenten? We both know it's not Neji's kid the baby doesn't have his eyes."
Tsunade raises her eye brow and asks "Neji's eyes? I don't completely understand mind explaining?"
Kiba smiles, "sure thing. See in Neji's family the rich and so famous Hyuga's all have the same eyes. It's the dominate trait all their kids come out with the same violet eyes."
Tenten looks down at her hands on her lap; Neji grabs her hand and squeezes it a little.
Kiba continues "Tenten's baby doesn't have violet eyes so that makes it mine. We can just head on home now so I can be a good dad don't you think so Ten?
Neji jumps in "I don't think so Kiba, you're not going to be around Ten. He's just going to use the excuse of seeing the baby to try and get close to her again."
Kiba rolls his eyes "please Neji if this is my kid you can't stop me from seeing him I'll have the law on my side."
Tsunade laughs "haha burn Neji he has you there."
The three look at her knowing she is starting to get drunk but don't want to say anything for fear of what might happen if they did. How is it legal to drink in an area with minors?
"Hey keep talking while I get Shizune to go get me more sake. Shizune!
The stage goes quiet not even the audience is making a noise. Shizune runs back on stage with a new bottle of sake.
Tsunade fills her glass once more and looks at Tenten. "So if this eyes business is true why have you brought Neji here?"
"Well his eyes might be the dominate trait but there is always a slim chance that it won't appear. The baby has my eyes."
Tsunade is on her third glass of the second sake bottle she looks at Neji next. "Tell me if this kid isn't yours what are your plans?"
"Still be with Tenten I've grown too attached to her and the baby and I won't let him get in the way." He glares at Kiba as he says the last part
Kiba glares back "my kid Hyuga I have to see him I'm not going to sign over my rights whether you like it or not."
"You're just mad that you lost something great, too damn blind to see it." He turns to Tenten again and gives her another kiss.
Kiba stands up in anger. "Hands off Hyuga!"
Neji also stands "I am not afraid of you. You will stay away from Tenten."
"You don't have the right to say I can't see my son!"
"You do nothing for him or Tenten!"
"That's because you won't let me come near her or my son!"
"Excuses!"
Tsunade watched the bickering teens with disinterest. Tenten stands between them and looks at Neji with pleading eyes. "Please don't start a fight."
Neji is reluctant but nevertheless sits down. He didn't want to upset Tenten nor embarrass Kiba on national television by kicking his sorry ass. Kiba was about to insult Neji when Tenten turns in his direction and gives him a dirty glare. Kiba says nothing and also sits back down. The audience "ahh" when a fight didn't break out.
Tsunade drinks her finally glass of sake and says, "ok let's get these results done with I don't need to see any more lovely actions or a fight on my stage plus I'm out of sake. Shizune the results!"
Shizune gives the envelope to Tsunade. "Ok people let's see who the daddy is."
The audience applauds and screams.
"Ok in the case of Tenten's kid, Kiba… you are NOT the father. Neji you ARE the father!" The audience is going crazy clapping and screaming
Kiba has his mouth wide open from shock and Neji just smiles and hugs Tenten.
Kiba recovers from his shock. "Wait that can't be right! You changed the results!"
Neji smiles at Kiba smugly "just accept the fact I'm the father and you're not."
Tsunade sighs and stands. "Man what a day I'm tired alright you three get off my stage I need a nap and some more sake. Oh ya and don't do anything stupid backstage got it? I'm not in the mood to kick any ass today."
The three just nod slowly and quickly get off stage the audience claps as they leave.
BACKSTAGE
Neji smiles holding his son and looks at Tenten, "see what I tell you. I'm the dad."
Tenten smiles "ya and I couldn't be happier." She gives Neji and her son a kiss each.
Hope you guys liked it and I don't know whether I should make another one but with a different couple. If anyone has a couple they would like me to do just ask. But I won't do ShikaIno I just can't. Any other couple I probably would do.
