The Adventures Of Bob and Rai-Rai Story 1: The Swiss Rolls Bob and Rai-Rai were sitting on the sidewalk drinking juice boxes when Bob said, "Hey Rai-Rai! You wanna go to the store and see what we can find?" Rai-Rai made a weird face and said, "Yeah, sure... but what are we gonna get?" Bob then said, "That's the point of it, we don't know what we're gonna get, so we can find out when we get there!" "Oh! I see the point of that now!" Rai-Rai said. They held hands and skipped together all the way to the grocery store, called the Store Full Of Stuff Store. When they got there, Bob went left, and Rai-Rai went right. When Bob went left and saw Swiss Rolls, he screamed a very high-pitched girly scream because Swiss Rolls are SOOOOOO IN THE NOW. Bob said in a high-pitched girly voice, "OH MY GAWD RAI-RAI I FOUND SWISS ROLLS!" Rai-Rai ran to Bob and said in a high-pitched girly voice, "OH MY GAWD SWISS ROLLS?! SWISS ROLLS ARE SOOOOOOOOOO IN THE NOW!" I KNOW RIGHT?" They both joined hands and spun around in a circle. They got 10 boxes of Swiss Rolls and went back to their spot on the sidewalk with their juice boxes. They opened a box and got 2 packages. They opened them and ate the Swiss Rolls. But the fun was just getting started. Rai-Rai accidentally got a Swiss Roll on Bob. He laughed and threw one at Rai-Rai. They kept throwing Swiss Rolls at each other until Sylvia, Rai-Rai's ex, showed up and said, "What are y'all doing?!" "Not throwing Swiss Rolls at each other, that's for sure. Sylvia made a face-plant her forehead and said, "You guys are TOTAL GAY DORKS!" THE END! :D