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Me: Hi my name is…

Artemis: Get on with it Holly

Me: as much as I would love to own Artemis Fowl and Eoin Colfer's creations I am sad to say… (Breaks down crying)

Artemis: (rolling his eyes) give me a break just say it already or I'll get Butler onto you

Me: alright, alright I do not own any of Artemis Fowl or Eoin Colfer's creations. Happy now Artemis?

Artemis: yeah alright, get on with the story.

Chapter One:

I crept into the room, as quiet as a mouse. I waited only a second for the others to follow me in. I glanced at the bed in which the boy was sleeping. He had kicked off his covers and was in a pair of red boxers and a black singlet with his arms round a small black teddy with a white suit. I stifled a giggle. It was too good to be true. I looked backwards at the others putting my finger to my lips which I found were twitching. They stayed quiet though it was obvious that they were finding it as hard not to laugh as I was. I thought for a moment looking down at my weapons of choice, a water pistol and a wet sponge, simple but effective. Putting three fingers up I counted down, three, two, one. Then I squirted the water gun at the bed, pushed slightly backwards by the powerful force of the water. Grinning to myself I noticed the others attack using their weapons. A water bomb exploded and a bucket of water added to the already soaked bed. The boy stirred rolling of the bed in shock. He hit the ground picking himself up quickly, glaring at me. I squirted him in the face running for all I was worth to the door sprinting down the corridor with him at my heels. The others watched from the doorway grins on their faces. I shrieked as he grabbed me by the back of my shirt. I tripped and we tumbled to the floor gasping for breath. I landed on him my water pistol still firing at random. He tried to push me off but I kept on him squashing the air out of him.

"Holly" he said desperately gasping for breath, "get off me, I can't breathe," he panted. I didn't budge.

"In your dreams Artemis," I said, grinning at his annoyed face, "nice teddy by the way," I said. Artemis went bright red.

"D'Arvit!" he swore "I was hoping you wouldn't see that" he said embarrassed. I laughed at his shock.

"Still, everyone's going to hear about it," I said jumping of him lightly. I turned to see the others in the lounge which we had run into. Foaly was rolling on the floor laughing, tears falling down his cheeks like a waterfall. Mulch was in pretty much the same position. Butler's lips were twitching and Juliet was having the time of her life laughing so much that she had one hand on her brother to keep her standing and the other hand clutching the stitch in her side.

"Alright," said Artemis grumpily his face still pink, "you're never going to let me forget this are you?" he asked knowing the answer.

"Of course not," puffed Foaly. Soon everybody regained composure and they were able to get some breakfast.

"This morning will never be forgotten," said Mulch. Artemis moaned.

"What did I do to deserve this?"

Sorry it's so short the next one will be longer i promise!!!

Captain Short