A/N- HI!! This is a new story by a new author..ME! my name is Risika A.K.A Blue Fire Of Hell, I am writing this fic with help from my friend Sami-chan A.K.A Fairies Hope this is her first fic that is not about Inuyasha so be nice to both of us if it sux!!!! ^_^`

(" ) ~ DANCING KIRBIES!!!!!!! ¬_¬`..

Disclaimer- we do not own Smash Bro's but we want to own Link, Roy, and Marth.

~*~*behind the scenes*~*~

Sami- *Sami grabs Risika's hand with serous look on face* "Risika will you bare my child?"

Risika- *stares blankly at Sami with slightly blank face* "uhhhhhh."

*see end of page to find out what Risika will say!*

Chapter one- NNNNNOOOOOO!!!!! O.o`

We find our three favorite cuties ((Risika- I want it to be hotties!! Sami- no cuties!! *they do rock paper scissors* Sami-HA!!!! I win!!)) sitting in there home, in their living room, on their couch. ((Sami- the word couch reminds me of the word crotch *both burst out laughing*)) staring at the T.V blankly.

BBBBBBBEEEEEPPPPP the T.V went as they all just stared at the rainbow screen.

"Dude, this show is boring." Roy mumbles but continues to stare at the T.V.

suddenly there was a low rumbling noise that filled the room, Marth jumped to his feet and pulls his sword out from behind the couch ((Sami- he he crotch)) and holds it firmly in his strong hands.

"what fowl beast may be lurking in the shadows!? Show yourself!" Marth looked franticly around the room.

"its just me man, I'm hungry." Link stood from his place on the couch ((Sami- he he crotch)) and wandered into the kitchen, he opened the refrigerator door and looked up and down the inside. Then he opened the freezer and looked again.

A shocked looked fell upon Links face at that moment when he realized something he had feared for all his life.. There was no food.

He fell to his knees in front of the empty refrigerator, "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" a silent tear ran down his face..

Marth ran into the Kitchen with sword blazing when he heard the cry of his fallen comrade, "what's Wrong Link?!" he ran to his friends side, "oh mighty lord in the sky what could have been powerful enough to strike this mighty worrier down?!"

Then Marth scanned the room for the pre mentioned foe and spots the open refrigerator, "what may this be?!" he looked over the interior of the ice box and found it to be empty.

"what crime have I committed to be given such a horrible punishment from the gods?!" Marth dropped to his knees and put his face in his hands and let out all his pain.

Link began to stir then woke from his restless sleep, he looked around and saw Marth bawling on the floor, he shook his head and crawled over to his over dramatic friend.

"Marth?"

no answer

"Marth stop crying."

Still no answer.

"FOR THE LOVE OF DIN!!! WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!" Link yelled.

Marth jumped to his feet and looked around the room, "where is Roy?"

Link sweat dropped at his friends sudden change of attitude, "umm I don't know."

They scanned the room then walked back to the living room and face faltered when they found him sitting on the couch ((Sami- giggle giggle crotch. maybe we should make them use chairs Risika- no, no they remind me of hairy things and wangs))

Roy didn't even seem to notice his two friends walked up be hind him as he stared at the blank T.V, screen.

"Dude, what you watchin?" Link asked and leaned down.

"blank screen..." Roy muttered as a stream of drool trickled down his chin.

"dude thats nasty." Marth cringed his face with disgust, 'wait.. This is all the t.v fault..it must be evil. and evil must be destroyed.' thought Marth.

"ALL EVIL MUST DIE!!!" he screamed while wiping out his sword, then in one swift movement his long hard steel was through the t.v. ((Risika- dude that sounds wrong.. Sami- I know.but I like it. Really it is such a turn on.))

Roy jumped to his feet and pointed THE FINGER OF ACUZATION at Marth "HEY!!! I was watching that!!"

Link shook his head at his friend then reached in his pants and pulled out a deflated blow up toy that turned out to be a hammer when he was done filling it with air. Then he sat down on the cou.. Bench and proceeded to watch Roy and Marth fight.

Then Marth turned to Link, "dude what with the hammer?"

Link glared at them "its my hammer.. Mine, my precious"

A/N- will the gang ever find food?! Or a new t.v?! and will Link tell them why he has a blow up squeaky hammer?! Find out on the next episode of Dragon ball Z.. I mean Inuyasha.fuck!! I mean The Quest!!
*~*~behind the scenes~*~*

Link- what are you two doing back here?!

Risika- nothing Sami's just having another Inuyasha moment.

Sami- AM NOT!! Im just going through a little withdrawal..

Link- I have a question. why can me Marth and Roy just go shopping for food?

Risika- because I said so and its my story!!

Sami- our story..

Risika- whatever.