Disclaimer: Does anyone even read these? I crystal-kay-611 own all the HYD charac... WAIT you were reading that!? I TAKE IT BACK! I do not own HYD or any of it's characters.
A/N: Wow, so after 5 months of reading HYD fanfictions and getting a username 3 months later I finally get off my butt and start to write a fanfiction O.O Mind-boggling.
UPDATE AS OF 3/14/2013: The facts in this story are sometimes untrue and sometimes very true. I don't know I've only rode a boat once and I got sea-sick and I know nothing about fishing besides the things I looked up. HAS BEEN TRHOUGH SOME SERIOUS EDITING!
Anyways this story is about Tsukushi being pregnant and getting cravings for Unagi (Eel). So ummm... enjoy!
4:45 a.m.
There were 4 figures inside the fishing boat. They were inside a white fishing boat with the name Doumyouji which was painted on the left side of the Boat in gold paint. Having a monitor that told you how many fish were passing by and having auto-pilot with many more features it was the finest Doumyouji fishing boat you will ever see. The fishing rods were the most high tech fishing rod in the world with a screen that let you choose how deep you wanted your hook to be and a slow, normal,and fast button for when you cast the fish up. Of course there was a manual reel for low tech people and a 30 page manual included but that manual had only been read by one person. It would be a fisher's dream to be in this boat fishing with THE MOST high tech rod in the world. The only thing out of place would be that the bait is a plastic squid. These 4 figures were somewhat not enjoying themselves actually they haven't talked in an hour.
"Tsukasa why the hell did you wake us up at 3:30 a.m. just to get on a boat and fish?. " Rui said obviously annoyed to be awoken from his sleep after a day shopping with hyper Shigeru. Only to be woken up from his much needed sleep to be fishing for Unagi.
"Yeah I was with my 'girlfriend' hanging out at the club" Akira complained.
"Dammit Tsukasa I was practicing getting Yuki pregnant before we got officially married if you know what I mean." Soujiro wriggled his eyebrows.
"SHUT UP and focus on fishing UNAGI!" Tsukasa still pissed off about what happened earlier with Tsukushi
"Somehow I can't take him seriously with that clothes on. " Akira said cooly.
Tsukasa looked down at his clothes. Indeed Akira was right Tsukasa was wearing a a sleeveless winter jacket underneath a red silk long sleeved nightshirt and red boxers with black $ signs on them.
"Shut up it's that baka onna's fault if she hadn't kicked me out of the house that soon I would have changed into proper clothes."
"Ummm, Exactly why are we here fishing for Unagi and why fish for Unagi don't you have some in your refrigerator? Or don't you have a chef that has fresh Unagi with him? Anyways why couldn't you get a maid or someone else to do it? Soujiro said now irritated because he just realized he came here without a proper explanation from Tsukasa.
Tsukasa sighed. They've been on the boat for an hour without any luck at this rate it would take forever.
Tsukasa then started to tell them the reasoning behind all of this.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Flashback ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3:00 A.M.
*Yawn* "Mmmrggghhh, ow ow ow."
Tsukushi looks at her baby bump which was slightly moving. Apparently the baby thought kicking at 3 am was really fun. Blinking a few times and adjusting to the light she looked at her surroundings. Her eyes popped right out the room was bigger than a tennis court and the bed was even bigger than her former room. Even after being married to Doumyouji for 2 years she still couldn't get used to the size.
To her right was a double door that led to the hallway. To her left was the walk-in closet that could be a child's play room but NOOOOOO, Doumyouji insisted that a child's playroom would be much bigger than the walk-in closet. In front of her was a door that led to another room, inside that room was a crib that is barely steady enough to hold a baby inside but the F4 helped in the making of that crib so she guessed it was the thought that mattered. Something moved from the other side of her. She looked down at her sleeping husband and smiled he really did look peaceful when he wasn't awake and angry.
"Grrrrrrrr..." She looked down at her stomach. "Grrrrrrr..." It rumbled again, these days she could only eat breakfast every other day because of her morning sickness. And on the days she could eat Breakfast she could only eat half her dinner, and today was the day she could eat breakfast and boy was she HUNGRY!
Trying to get up and get something to eat her husband tightened his grip on her arm and put his right arm over her stomach. She was touched by Tsukasa's sweetness but she was HUNGRY. She closed her eyes and started to have war with herself about whether she should wait till morning or wake up her husband so she can get it for herself.
"Grrrrrrrr..."
"Looks like my stomach answered for me."
Tsukushi nudged Tsukasa sleeping self.
"Mmmmmrrgggghhh." Tsukasa batted away her hands.
"Tsukasa wake up."
"Mmmmmrrgggghhh. Who dares wake up the Almighty Doumyouji." Tsukasa still sleeping said in a quiet and groggy voice.
Tsukushi snorted. Even half asleep he could be so arrogant.
"Tsukasa wake up before I shave your octopus hair. "
"HUH? Wha...?"
Tsukasa still half awake and jumped out of the bed in fighting position, looks at his 6 month pregnant wife for anything out of place. Finding nothing decides to go back to sleep.
Tsukushi seeing that Tsukasa was 10 seconds away from full slumber she thinking nothing else would wake him up slapped his cheek.
*SMACK*
Tsukasa now fully awake. Jumped up once again.
"OWWWWW! That hurt Tsukushi. Jeez your supposed to be pregnant and a lady but I see that you are neither". Tsukasa said rubbing his cheek.
"Get me some Unagi. I'm hungry " Tsukushi now deciding that she wanted unagi and only unagi and there was no way she would get it herself.
"What! Can't you just get the lemon-aid to get you unagi? God what time is it Tsukushi?"
Tsukushi snorted. "Don't you mean maid?"
"So what it's the same thing!"
"Honestly Tsukasa, I can't believe someone like you is controlling 75% of Japan's companies. I mean you can't even speak properly and no, I will not ask the maid to get something you can get by yourself and it is 3:05 in the morning for your information. " Tsukushi said very coolly.
"Fine then get it yourself. You obviously have enough strength to do it."
"Absolutely not do you know how much time it takes just to get out of bed and the baby is kicking again and what if I trip and fall down the stairs because let me quote you "I'm so clumsy", hmmmm?" Tsukushi pouted.
Tsukasa jumped when he heard the word kicking and rushed to Tsukushi's stomach. It was then that the unborn baby decided to stop kicking.
"It stopped kicking " Tsukushi mused.
"Hmmmmph that thing always does that to me."
"Tsukasa get me some Unagi now or your going to regret it."
"Okay okay" Tsukasa said getting up from the bed. Tsukasa tried to stand up but his silk night pants were being tug by the bench near the foot of the bed. After 5 minutes of twisting a turning Tsukasa finally gave up and took of the pants being left with $ sign boxer shorts.
~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback pause~~~~~~~~~~~
Normal POV:
"Wait wait wait let me get this straight you took off you pants because they were stuck to your bench and you couldn't get it off?" Akira asked bewildered of Tsukasa's stupidity!
"YES I DID! It was too dark to see and it was just about the right temperature because of the heater." Tsukasa obviously annoyed he was interrupted, started to rub his legs in effort to get warm. (A/N: Although it is the spring it is 5:30 ish in the morning so it is cold!)
Rui, noticing Tsukasa rubbing his legs left his post to go to the cabin and find something for Tsukasa to wear. While there made a quick phone call finding the boat manual, and rod manual instructions quite disturbing.
RUI POV:
Hello? The other person on the line answered.
Hey Tsukushi. I don't know why I didn't realize this before but you tricked us didn't you the boat, the rod, the bait everything. (Rui laughed) How long are you going to stay mad at him for that and us helping a little. The guys are gonna realize somethings up sooner or later. But don't worry I won't tell them anything because I'm actually interested in doing it. Anyways we needed a guys day out but honestly I didn't expect a fishing trip.
*Click* Rui hung up before Tsukushi got a chance to reply. Finding a pair of green fisherman pants Rui grabbed them and headed back to the F3.
NORMAL POV:
"Well go on with the story." Soujiro smirked sensing something funny would happen.
"Let's wait for Rui to come back." Akira noticing Rui left his post. After 2 minutes of silence Rui came back.
Tsukasa was about to start again when Rui handed him the pants. Tsukasa mumbled a thank you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Flashback starts~~~~~~~~~~~~~
NORMAL POV:
3:10
After successfully taking off his pants Tsukasa while putting his hand out in front started off in search of the light switch to turn the lights on for the hallway.
"Where the hell is that stupid light switch!?"
"Its next to hallway door." Tsukushi who had adjusted to the darkness and was watching Tsukasa from the bed the whole time.
"I didn't need your help I am the Great Doumyouji after all" saying this after finding the light switch and turning the light on.
Both Doumyouji were temporarily blinded by the brightness with Tsukushi recovering first.
"Oh really? Is this the same Great Doumyouji that was tangled to the bed bench for 5 minutes? Hmmmmmm?"
"I wasn't tangled I was trying to get my pants off because it was hot. Why are you blushing so much anyways?" Tsukasa said while blushing himself that Tsukushi was watching him the whole time.
"I'm not blushing. I'm just hot you octopus head!" Tsukushi not noticing that Tsukasa was blushing.
"Really? Are you sure it's not because I am wearing my boxers that you blushing?"
"Baka I am absolutely positive that is not the reason." Tsuksuhi looking at the wall to the right of her and suddenly finding the door knob very interesting. didn't realize Tsukasa approaching her quietly.
"So you wouldn't mind if I do this would you?" Tsukasa said jumpind on the bed staying in balance grabbed Tsukushi's face and kissed her."
"What the hel..."
Tsukushi tensed and started to struggle but Tsukasa held her firmly. Tsukushi loosened up and Tsukasa took this sign to deepen the kiss. Slowly tugging her lower lip Tsukasa opened his mouth a little, Tsukushi at the same time opening her mouth letting his tongue travel her mouth her tongue following close behind. . They were going back and forth when Tsukushi pulled away for air blushing harder than before. Tsukasa smirked and started to go back to bed tugging Tsukushi along when...
*SMACK*
OWWWWW! That's the second time you did that Tsukushi! What would happen if I had a photo shoot tomorrow and you got me bruise on my cheek.
"Puh~lease that was barely anything besides they have make-up, anyways don't think that just because you you you ..." Tsukushi paused trying to find the right words only to blush at the memory of what they did a moment ago.
Tsukasa smirked
"Just because I had an intimate moment with your heart shaped lips and tongue. Is that what your trying to say?"
*SMACK*
"What the hell WOMAN!"
"Get me some FRESH Unagi from the ocean now and stop acting like Akira and Soujiro and I mean it." Tsuskushi now blushing but angry as a tomato stood up pushed her husband off the bed. Pinching his ear while passing by the nightstand to get Tsukasa's phone and heading towards the closet door and grabbing the first item in her reach. Tsukushi with Tsukasa in tow headed out for the hallway. Unbeknown to them the maids were watching there movements with half smiles and half fearful expressions.
"Tsukushi let go of me!"
"No I will not!"Tsukushi now reaching the stairs.
"Then hold my hand instead of my ear my neck hurts your to god damn short."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT it's your fault for being so freakoushlly tall!"
"STOP SCREAMING IN MY FEAR YOU BAKA ONNA!"
Tsukushi shocked by the sudden revelation dropped her hand and paused mid-step with Doumyouji next to her.
"Your fear is that I say freakoushlly tall?"
"Ow, Ow, Ow, dammit my ear hurts so much. Huh what? NO I am the mighty Doumyouji I'm not fearful of anything."
"Then why did you say...oh you meant ear didn't you."
"What are talking about crazy nonsense for woman!"
"Never mind" Tsukushi circling around and grabbing Tsukasa's other ear.
"HEY! Do you want to make me blind!?"
"IT'S DEAF YOU IDIOT!"
By this time they had reached the house door. Tsukushi looked around the floor looking for shoes that would be suitable. Finding some black rubber boots she grabbed them and handed it to Tsukasa. Opened the door and pushed Tsukasa out. Locking the door later.
Tsukasa dumbfounded stood there for 2 minutes before registering what happened.
"OPEN THE DOOR you baka onna!"
"Not until you have caught some Unagi. I'll call the driver to get you to the ocean."
3 minutes later Tsukasa found himself in his limousine driving to the Pacific Ocean.
Still fuming about how Tsukushi kicked him out Tsukasa did a four-way call.
"Rui! Soujiro! Akira!".
"*Yawn* Here.."
"What the hell man!"
"Yes?" *background club music plays*
"I'm going to text you directions get there in 15 minutes." Click.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~FLASHBACK Over~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Rui bowled over laughing.
Soujiro clucked his tongue.
Akira who was seasick looked far away but was not doing a good job hiding his smile.
"WHAT!?"
Soujiro smirked " Tsukasa, Tsukasa, Tsukasa you obviously are not a virgin but you don't know the first thing about women. One thing to remember is TO NEVER UPSET a pregnant women. There worse than a girl with PMS.
Tsukasa: *takes him an hour to read whole chapter*
KayKay: Ummm are you done yet I'd like to move on with the next chapter
Tsukasa: *takes 30 more minutes before he understands the chapter*
KayKay: Uhhhh I would like to write the next chapter in this century please.
Tsukasa: What the hell you made me look like an idiot!
KayKay: Because you are one. Duh
Tsukasa: *strangles KayKay*
KayKay: *cough* help me I'm gonna die...
Tsukushi enters
Tsukushi: *glares at Tsukasa*
Tsukasa:*lets go of KayKay*
KayKay: Ttttttthank you.
Tsukushi: You owe me one.
