AN: Welcome to the new season. This season features 24 brand new contestants, so no one from Total Drama American Tour will be competing. Small blurbs about each contestant are on my DA page, as well as the team logos. Here we go!

Episode 1: Dr. Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park

The station for the Space Elevator was filled with hustle and bustle as everyone was anxious to ride it into the grand opening of a space-themed amusement park. A red-headed girl with a green cheerleading outfit sat on a wooden bench in the middle of the station. She was by herself, playing a game on her cell phone as another redhead wearing a red shirt and jeans walked into the station. The red shirted girl approached the bench.

"Who are you?" The girl in the green outfit asked.

"Are you with Total Drama?"

"Yeah. I'm Shawna."

"I'm Madison."

"Nice meeting you."

"Same here. You seem like a nice girl."

"Thank you." Shawna moved her duffle bag letting Madison sit next to her.

Moments later, a boy with a baseball bat and a green jersey entered and approached the two girls. "Is this the spot?"

"Yeah." Shawna opened up another spot on the bench. "What's your name?"

"I'm Chase."

"Nice meeting you Chase. You like baseball?"

"Yeah, it's great, but it's football season right now. I play both. Star QB, oh yeah that's me."

"That's great!" Madison interrupted.

"No one cares." Shawna shut out Chase's boasting.

"Oh. Here come some more people!" Chase sat down in the open spot next to Shawna.

Two more people entered the station talking to each other. One of them wore wooden Japanese shoes while the other had spiky hair and wore a yellow jacket. "Yo Leigh!" The boy in the yellow jacket was smiling as he said that.

"Yeah Nick? This is the spot."

"Are you going to wear those all the time?"

"Yeah, they're traditional Japanese shoes. I've got normal tennis shoes too just for the rides."

"Definitely looking forward to those, man. They've got this awesome candy world that's filled up with jellybeans and burgers, dude!"

"I'd rather go to their underwater Japanese city. I heard they've got sushi and traditional Japanese culture there. I would live there if I could."

Nicholas and Leigh sat down on a bench across the way from the others. Madison left her spot as Shawna and Chase continued talking to sit next to Leigh. "Hi. Are you with Total Drama too?"

"Yeah both of us." Nicholas answered.

"Wow. I mean wow. The producers must have meant anyone."

Another girl walked in as Madison and Leigh continued their conversation. She had mid-length black hair and wore an orange shirt and shorts. She was eating some lettuce as she walked in. Soon after was another boy wearing a white shirt and playing a handheld gaming system. The two of them started a quick conversation. "Hi. Have you played this?" the boy said.

"Yeah. Crash Fighters 4. I've got all six of them."

"Wow. I've got this thing here." Nate pointed to a silver car on his handheld screen. "Have you leveled up the Siderider to max yet?"

"Yeah! The Siderider, and Skychaser too! You need to get with the times bro!"

"Way to make me feel unwelcome. By the way is that a whole head of lettuce?"

"Yes. I'm a vegetarian. My parents were both obsessive hippies." The girl did not seem interested in the boy and actually started to look down on him.

"By the way, what's your name?" The boy asked.

"Lucille. Don't call me Lucy."

"I'm Nate, but you can call me Nathan."

"Fine. I'll call you Nate then."

Nate shrugged and lat down on an empty bench. Lucille continued standing to eat her lettuce. Before long another girl came in carrying a pair of heavy dumbbells. "Hi. I'm Laura. Is this where we're meeting for Total Drama Colors?"

"Yup." Everyone there was quick to respond.

"Hi Laura!" Madison was the first to greet her properly. "You like sewing?"

"I only care about sports so leave me alone."

"Oh, it's going to be like that? Oh well." Madison sat back down next to Leigh as another girl walked into the station with brown hair and red streaks. She was singing a song rather loud that it was annoying the conversation between Shawna and Chase.

"Can you please shut up?" Chase was getting very annoyed.

"I really thought you would like that. I'm Stacy by the way."

"No one cares." Laura interrupted rather rudely. "Go sing somewhere else."

Just as Stacy was about to sit down, a boy with a buzz cut and bright green hunting jacket came in. He sat next to Chase and started to talk. "Hi. I'm Troy."

"What's up, man? I'm Chase. You here for TD?

"Yup, what about you?"

"True that. What's that eagle thing?" Chase pointed to an eagle medallion on Troy's shirt.

"That's my Eagle Scout badge. First the Scouts, then the Army."

"You hunt or something?"

"Yup. Guns don't kill people. Insane freaks do."

"Good to know. But you know that jacket's not good for hunting. I could see you a mile away."

"I use camouflage. Of course you can see me in this." Chase and Troy continued to talk about guns as two girls wearing similar dresses walked in. "Ooh, look at them Gigi." One of them said.

"Yeah Mimi. They're so hot."

"I like the one with the baseball bat."

"Really? The buzzcut one's the real hottie!"

The two girls went to sit down near their crushes only to find no more room on the bench. "Godammit Gigi! There's no room to sit."

"There's a bench!" The two twins found a place to be by themselves so they can observe Chase and Troy.

The next person to enter wore black sweater with black and blue headphones. He also had a black guitar. He stood by one of the benches next to Lucille, but didn't say a word to anyone there. Lucille looked at his guitar tag which bore the name Dustin.

Two more boys followed who seemed like they were ready to go to a religious retreat. One of them carried a Bible while the other one had a trumpet. They spoke to each other on the way to an empty bench. "Where's you learn trumpet, Remi?"

"At Mormon Camp. Hey, isn't that the Book of Mormon, too?"

"Yeah. When did you go to Seminary?"

"I started last year. What about you, Jonathan?"

"I started this year. It's really wonderful. I'm glad we're Mormon."

"Oh these sinners, Jonathan. What are we going to do?"

"Let's just sit down, dude." Remi and Jonathan sat down next to a bench as a girl wearing a red and black plaid shirt walked in with a big frown on her face. She did not look forward to the competition. Soon afterwards, a large black girl wearing an orange shirt walked in. She didn't say a word, but she had a name badge reading Taylor.

A third girl came in wearing a farmer's overalls. She walked towards the girl in the red plaid shirt. "Hi. I'm Tilly. What's your name?"

"Abby. Get the hell away from me before I break your skull."

"Hey! That's not the way to treat someone!"

"What did I just say? Or are you too stupid to even comprehend my speech? I suggest you think before saying anything inane and trite before me."

"Do you even know what that means?"

"Yes. Your question was also trite. I've heard it over and over from imbeciles like you."

Tilly walked off ignoring Abby and decided to sit down near Nate. "What are you playing?" She asks the gamer.

"Crash Fighters 4. It's really awesome if you ask me."

"Too bad he sucks at it." Lucille interrupted.

"I'm good at older games. You should have played the original Crash Fighters when it came out."

"Yeah that was ten years ago."

Nate then changed the topic. "Hey I'm Nate. What's yours?"

"Tilly. I don't know much about video games but I can always learn."

"And I'm the guy to teach!"

"Yeah if you want to learn how to suck," Lucille added one last snarky comment before going back to eat her last bit of lettuce.

A boy with spiky black hair entered the station next. He was carrying a large blue and white surfboard while wearing a white jacket with blue sweat pants. He set his surfboard aside and sat down on the bench as another boy wearing a red letterman's jacket walked in. He took the jacket off and started to pose as if he saw a camera.

"Male model anyone?" Abby was the first to comment.

"I wish!" The boy answered.

"Take your biceps somewhere else, along with your ego."

"How could you refuse this? Anyone got a camera? We all know, I, Jacob, will become the most famous contestant in all of Total Drama."

"We'll see about that. We'll also see about your brain size when I'm done writing a twenty page essay about why I hate you."

"Whoa slow down." Jacob went to sit down next to the boy with the surfboard. "You into this right?"

"Actually no." The boy in the white jacket responded.

"I'm Jacob by the way."

"I'm Jeremy, now leave me alone. I'm too busy thinking."

"Wow, you're no fun."

While Jacob and Jeremy continued talking, a girl with long blonde hair was talking on a designer cell phone. "Those shoes were supposed to be delivered yesterday! I'm tired of wearing the ones with the pink puffballs…What do you mean? Goodbye. I'm already late." The girl sat down near Madison. "You look like you can use a makeover."

"I can? But who are you?"

"Call me Eliza. I'll make you look marvelous!"

"Really?"

"Yeah. This park's got shopping here, but hey. I can shop until I die, and then shop some more!"

Soon after Madison sat down to talk with Eliza, the last girl arrived, looking like she was ready for a date. "Ooh," She started drooling over Dustin, who in turn ignored her by turning his music up higher. She then eyeballed Jeremy, but shrugged him off. Eventually, the new girl's eyes found their way to Chase. "Oh my! He's a keeper, but I've got to get that redhead out of the way."

The girl ran towards Chase, giving him a deep big hug. Chase tried to resist, "Don't touch me you pervert!"

"Oh my gosh, I love you! I love you! I'm Marisol by the way."

"Stay away from me you freak!"

"Same for me!" Shawna was also freaked out by Marisol's advances.

Soon afterwards, another blonde-haired boy entered wearing a yellow shirt and carrying a water polo ball. He kept tossing it in the air until it caught Dustin's attention. Dustin took off his headphones for a brief moment to talk with the new kid. "Uh, hi. You play polo?"

"Yeah! I'm awesome at it, bro! I'm an awesome 2-meter!"

"I tried. Wasn't for me."

"We should have a one-on-one sometime. I'm Parker by the way."

"Dustin."

"So any hot chicks here?"

"No they're all duds. That last one who came in is really freaky. You should stay away from her. She tried to hug that guy in the green jersey."

"Wow." Parker glanced for a moment in Chase's direction. "He seems like a sporty jock-like guy."

"Probably. Never liked those."

"Whatever. I'm into girls anyway. You need at least 12 hot chicks to throw a decent party."

"Well, you've got 12 right here."

"You just said they're all duds!"

"I shouldn't judge your opinion."

Dustin and Parker continued their chat until a loud noise came from the station doors as they flung open. "I'M HEEERE! Wahahahahaha!" A high pitched laugh was heard, almost disturbing the non-contestants waiting for the elevator to open up. It was a guy with blond hair and a purple shirt.

"Here's our psycho." Lucille commented aside to Nate.

"MY BALLS ARE GONE! Has anyone seen them?" The boy shouted loudly.

"That's what she said." Parker snickered quietly.

The new boy's actions resulted in a crazy gesture from Nate and stares from almost everyone. He approached Marisol who was content just staring at Chase and asked. "Heya! What's your name huh? Ohohoho!"

"Uh, Chase?"

"I'm Jason. What's been up? Oh not a whole lot? Woo hoo! Oh am I annoying or what?"

Everyone except Dustin and Taylor gave out a flat "Yes."

"Well, there's more. I heard this park's got EVERYTHING! I love rollie coasters! Who's been on one? Me hee! Woo to the hoo to the woo plus one-hun!"

"Just SHUT UP!" Abby grew tired of Jason's annoying gestures and slapped him in the face with her purse.

"Hey! Why you (sic) insulting my hair? I take real pride in its bleachiness!"

"I said nothing about your hair, idiot. Now sit down like the rest of us and stay quiet so we can all have some peace around here."

"Fine, asshole." Abby gasped at Jason's remark. Almost everyone else followed soon afterwards.

"Oh you asked for it." Abby was ready to rant. "I know I just met you, but I can already tell you're just a pathetic piece of trash that no one in their right mind would want as a friend, let alone in this game. No matter what, your team's going to vote you off because you lack the social skills needed to be in this game, let alone function in life, so just go back to your Asperger's day care and never come back."

"Oh yeah, you're just a silly woman who's so fat you can't even do any sports correctly. How dare you mock Asperger's! I don't even have it!"

"Jason! Abby! Stop!" Dustin was getting tired of the bickering and separated the two. "Jason is it? Why don't you try sitting down? You need to calm yourself down and think about what you say before you say it."

"And?"

"Just take my advice. If you want to survive in this game, or life for that matter, you just need to observe for a while. See what others are doing."

Within a few minutes, Jason was calmed down as an announcement was made over the station's intercom. "Welcome aboard the Ultra-Accelerating Space Elevator. It will take a total of thirty minutes to reach the landing dock in the Tropical Resort. Doors will open in a half hour. An attendant will be passing out fliers momentarily. Thank you."

After the announcement ended three familiar faces showed up and gathered everyone together. "Welcome to the new season of Total Drama, eh?"

"Zeke, Duncan, and I are your new hosts. We already got Wisp and Attraction flyers for all of you. Please take one and pass them around." Tyler handed the flyers to Dustin, who passed out one to each of the other contestants.

The players skimmed them over briefly, with Tilly softly reading hers out loud. "Cyan Wisps are very fast creatures. If you catch one, expect to be flung to the other side of the park within seconds. These are the most common Wisps outside White Wisps. Take special precautions around them. Yellow Wisps love to drill in earth and water…"

"I think you can read it to yourself, farm girl." Abby overheard Tilly's whispering and was not pleased by it. She almost took her flyer, but Tilly clung it close to her chest, preventing Abby from stealing it.

"Make sure to read the flyers closely, eh? And if you have any questions, Tyler and Dunky can answer them."

"Don't call me that, Zeke." Duncan started to get angry.

"You're on probation remember? No more lip or you get the gas."

The contestants finished reading the brochures and continued waiting for the elevator to show up. This gave enough time for Eliza to continue talking to Madison. "Where do you think we'll go first?"

"Probably the Tropical Resort. That's there all the shops are at!"

"Totally! I've brought a lot of money with me. I came to shop you know!"

"I might check out the gardens, or maybe one of their Ferris Wheels."

"I'll just be in the shops. I have to try on the latest brand clothing." Eliza showed Madison a clothing catalog. "This model blouse came out last week. It would fit perfectly with my Capri's."

"Yeah, you're right!"

As the contestants continued talking, there was another announcement. "Would the party of Total Drama Colors please step up to the Space Elevator doorway? Your express elevator is ready. Thank you."

Ezekiel rounded up everyone within seconds. "Okay guys. We're going to go into the elevator. On our way to the park, I'll explain how things are going to go. Tyler? Duncan? Can you help me round up everyone?"

Almost everyone complied with Ezekiel's request. Jason was the only person not listening, as he felt staring at his own shoelaces was far more entertaining. Duncan approached the purple-shirted boy to ask him something nicely, "Uh kid, we're going."

"Oh? Are you the boss or something?"

"You can call me that. Now let's go before the elevator takes off!"

"Fine, man. You don't get to just order me around."

"Actually I do." Duncan picked up Jason by the collar. "Who's the boss now?" Jason couldn't breathe as Duncan's hand was grabbing his neck. In fact, he started to cry. "Well? I want an answer, crybaby!"

"Duncan! Let him go!" Ezekiel saw what was happening.

"He's all yours kid. Better you than me."

"Watch the others, eh?" Duncan went to the waiting area where all of the other contestants were as Zeke tried to calm Jason down. "I'm sorry Duncan tried to hurt you, eh? I can tell you're a little different, aren't you?"

"Everyone hates me! I try to be different, but no matter what I try to do, everyone picks on me!"

"Just try to make at least one friend here. Also try to keep the noise to a normal speaking voice okay?"

"Oh sure." Jason stopped crying and joined up with everyone else at the elevator. Ezekiel brought up the rear as everyone entered. Within minutes, the doors closed, and the elevator took off, and an announcement from Eggman soon followed. "Welcome to Dr. Eggman's Incredible Interstellar Amusement Park, a wonderland of fun and excitement awaits you after you step off the award-winning Ultra-Accelerating Space Elevator! Well, who gave this thing an award? Why me of course! Who else? Enjoy the park, and make sure you take any blue hedgehogs home with you!"

After the announcement ended, Ezekiel started to explain the rules. "Okay guys. Check this out. When we get to the top of this elevator, we will be in the Tropical Resort."

Eliza and the two twins squealed when they heard Zeke's announcement. "I'm going to give each of you a card for you to hold on to. You'll need this card for team formation. Six of the cards are for Game Land, while the other eighteen display a particular venue in this park. We have the Tropical Resort, the Sweet Mountain, the Starlight Carnival, Planet Wisp, the Aquarium Park, and finally, the Asteroid Coaster. What venue you get will determine what team you're on."

"I hope I get Tropical Resort. Eee!" Eliza jumped for joy even before knowing what team she would be on.

"Are you kidding? Aquarium Park's got my name all over it!" Leigh seemed ecstatic as well.

"I don't really care as long as I'm not on the same team as him." Jonathan pointed a finger in Jason's direction, eyeing him a goner if they were placed on the same team.

Ezekiel continued to explain the rules as the contestants continued talking about the venue cards. "When we get to the Tropical Resort, I will show you the Egg Shuttle, which will be our living space during our stay here at the park, eh? It will have a confessional where you can showcase your innermost thoughts. There's one you can use on the elevator for now."

***Confessional***

Jason: I just have one thing to say, BUNNIES! They're so cute and I could just say that word all day. Oh and screw that red and black girl. She can pick up quarters for all I care!

Abby: Well, we all know who's going home first. I'm going with either that stalker or that Neanderthal bleach-head. I bet the bleach he uses for his hair sinks into his brain. That explains the negative IQ points.

Leigh: Bonjour le monde! Je m'apelle Leigh. Comment ca va? (Translation: Hello world! I'm Leigh. How are you?)

Abby: That linguist guy also needs to learn to speak English. I realized that as soon as I finished my last confessional. So far no one here's worth my time, except maybe the silent girl.

Shawna: I hope Chase and I are on the same team. He's got all sorts of football stories he can tell me, or maybe he can give me a piggyback ride. He's so strong.

Jason: I know I used the confessional already, but I'm really into BUNNIES! They're from FRANCE! They love me so much, and I could pet them all day! Woo to the hoo ha ha! I'm loving this game, and with no one here to silence me, I'm just going all out! Wa hoooooo! I could talk all day. One of these guys has got to be the Queen of Spades. I'm guessing that blond guy with the yellow shirt. What's his name? I don't even know, but he's definitely a flaming queen! I could go on for days…(The confessional camera runs out of battery life.)

***Back to Game***

"Jason? You done in there?" Chase was waiting for his turn to use the confessional. "I'm opening up!" Chase opened the door only to find Jason's hair all messed up and his shirt off. "I'm not even going to ask."

"It's yours guy."

"It's Chase."

"I knew that. Wait, you must be the Queen of Spades."

"No, I'm Chase. I'm a football player, and you're getting on my nerves."

"Fine. I'll leave." Jason put his shirt back on and left the confessional only for Chase to find out the camera ran out of battery life. "Jason? You broke the camera!"

Ezekiel heard Chase's yell and rushed to the confessional. "What's wrong eh?"

"Jason spent ten minutes in the confessional and drained the camera's battery life."

"Oh what's the matter Chasey?" Marisol was the next to hear Chase's woes.

"No one cares. I said go away stalker."

"No one calls me stalker! You just need a huggle!" Marisol gave Chase another deep hug that was pleasing for her, but painful for him.

"Ugh. Keep your hugs to yourself. What are all of you? Freaks of nature?" Chase was getting mad over everyone else in the elevator.

Meanwhile, Nate and Lucille were still bickering over Crash Fighters 4. "Okay Nate, if you can level up Gold Fox by the time we stop this ride, I might show you how to beat the game."

"It's on, Lucille!" Nate was focused on playing as Gold Fox. He fought several other cars in order to get the experience. He continued playing the game until the elevator stopped at its final destination twenty minutes later. Nate was two hundred experience points short.

"Too bad, bro. Next time, you'll know what it takes to play with the big gamers." Nate shrugged off Lucille's taunt as he stepped outside of the elevator and entered the amusement park. The other contestants soon followed as Ezekiel, Tyler, and Duncan brought up the rear.

"Welcome to the park. I want each of you to get into a single file line in alphabetical order as I give each of you a card." Everyone did as Ezekiel ordered and Abby was the first in line. Ezekiel gave her a card with the Tropical Resort venue. Chase was next with another Tropical Resort card. A few minutes later, everyone else got their cards and started heading to their respective areas. "Who has Tropical Resort or Sweet Mountain?"

Abby, Chase, Jonathan, Marisol, Nicholas, and Shawna all raise their hands.

"Stand on this yellow mat and I'll give you a yellow bracelet to define your team." Ezekiel gave each of them a shiny yellow bracelet. "I'm calling your team the Tropical Sweets."

***Confessional***

Nicholas: Tropical Sweets huh? Not that bad a name, but what am I going to do with this Tropical Resort card now?

Chase: Good thing Duncan fixed the camera. I wanted to get an Asteroid Coaster card, but Sweet Mountain will do. But I'm glad Shawna's on my team.

Marisol: Eee! Chase and I are together! He's going to get a lot of love from me now! Just you wait!

***Back to Game***

"Who has Starlight Carnival or Planet Wisp?" Ezekiel called out the next two venues, just before Dustin, Jason, Eliza, Madison, Leigh, and Laura all raised their hands. "You six are known as the Starlight Planets! Here are some green bracelets for you guys, eh?" Zeke handed out six green bracelets to the newly formed team.

***Confessional***

Laura: I've got nothing but a bunch of nerds on my team. No one looks promising at all, except maybe Dustin.

Dustin: I'm really scared of Laura. Can we get rid of her first?

Leigh: C'est tres magnifique! (Translation: It's very magnificent!) Starlight Planets, here we go!

Madison: Planet Wisp's not bad, plus Leigh and Eliza got it too.

***Back to Game***

"Next up is Aquarium Park or Asteroid Coaster!" Ezekiel called out the last two normal venues and handed out blue bracelets to Troy, Mimi, Gigi, Remi, Stacy, and Jeremy. "I'm calling your team the Aquarium Asteroids! Hope you like it, eh?"

***Confessional***

Jeremy: Asteroid Coaster? Awesome!

Mimi: Wonderful! Gigi and I are so on the same team! Thank you Zeke!

Gigi: Totally! We were worried since we had different cards, but a miracle happened! And Troy's with us too!

Stacy: Twins aside, I'm kind of happy about my team. They aren't bad, just a little obnoxious and annoying.

***Back to Game***

"The last six of you are the Game Landers. You should all have Game Land cards." Lucille, Nate, Jacob, Tilly, Taylor, and Parker all got a red bracelet.

***Confessional***

Nate: It's on Lucille! We're going to have a tournament starting tomorrow! I might even get Jacob or Parker to help me!

Lucille: I heard you in there, Nate! I might just get Taylor and Tilly. It's on, bro!

Parker: Why are there no hotties on my team? Anyway first thing we do when we get to the Egg Shuttle? BEER FIGHT!

***Back to Game***

"Since we're out of time, we'll take a tour of the Egg Shuttle and do the first challenge next time right here on Total Drama Colors! Wait. Do I sound like Chris here?"

"Sorry Zeke, but you do." Tyler was the first to notice.

"Wow. Didn't expect that, eh?"

AN: Current Standings

Tropical Sweets: Abby, Chase, Jonathan, Marisol, Nicholas, Shawna

Starlight Planets: Dustin, Eliza, Jason, Laura, Leigh, Madison

Aquarium Asteroids: Gigi, Jeremy, Mimi, Remi, Stacy, Troy

Game Landers: Jacob, Lucille, Nate, Parker, Taylor, Tilly

Eliminated so far: None