Very short chapter…Hope you guys enjoy it!

Disclaimer: Did not own DGM

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The order faces their greatest crisis ever, the gay chef had a high fever. Everyone has to hold their empty stomach for a while, since the only person that can cook in the order was Jerry, Lenalee and two ladies still on a mission for four days causing all the males to become a living zombies.

The famous trio just sitting on the park floor chatting about their mission or food.

"I don't know why but all the people look like a zombie just because they hungry right Allen-chan?" Lavi poking Allen's cheek.

"Are you saying me Lavi?" Allen fisted his palm ready to hit the flame head.

"No no!! Not you...Allen-chan is a sweet little zombie~~" Lavi grin.

"Che…just because that gay chef was dying,doesn't mean it was the end of the world" Kanda kept on going "we can always turn Johnny to a much better gay sissy chef!" kanda retort.

"Mou…yuu-chan just angry because he unable to eat his 'lover', soba!!"

Kanda landed a punch into lavi chest making the flame head to whimpers in pain. He continue to kicking lavi's midsection even when the boy already fall to his feet. The navy haired then hold the bookman Jr's collar and send his knee to lavi's manhood. The bickering didn't stop there when kanda smash lavi's head to the tree a couple of times before throw him to the nearest rock with a huge force.

Allen just sighed watching the mad samurai beating Lavi half dead. Sure he wants to help, but his stomach wasn't on his side for the rest of the day. The only thing he can do was stopping his lover with word and wishing that it will work.

"Yuu, lavi going to die if you do that...I think you should stop" Allen pointed his finger to the unconscious boy in kanda's hand.

"Much better!!! We don't need rabbit steak anyway!" kanda dropped lavi with an instant.

The rabbit probably won't be able to do any mission for a while judging by the wounds.

"Yuu...I think I can make you something to eat…just name what you want..." Allen dusted his pant when he stands.

The stoic samurai silence for a while, a devious grin formed on his lips when he finally decide what he want to eat.

"I want soba with bean sprout as a special 'dessert'" Kanda grinned wider.

"Yuu,you know I can't make any soba" Allen pout innocently.

"Well...I think I just have the bean sprout special then" kanda grab Allen's wrist dragging the boy into his room.

Allen was pinned to the bed while his lover still on top of him and not showing any sign to move.

"You know moyashi…I think rape is better than normal sex"

Lenalee and Miranda just returned from the mission as they both just passing by at the corridors and stop in front of kanda's room when they hear a moans and voice of Allen pleading his lover to stop.


Yup…another short chapter…this is just a random stuff that came to my mind when I was eating my cake.