Zim clutched the note in his hand. He was so looking forward to this day. He pulled it out again, though his advanced Irken brain had it memorized the first time he read it

-Zim,

Meet at my house after Hi Skool. I have a surprise for you.

Love Dib

Zim walked right into the house, not bothering to knock. He and Dib had been courting for four years so anouncing his enterance was pointless.

Zim looked his mate over leisurely. His messy black hair was flopped in his face, namely the large chunk in the middle of his forehead that he had always had. His eyes were like molten gold and were full of smoldering lust. And his body-oh, his gorgeous body! He was thinner than most of the boys, but with well-defined muscles and pale, creamy skin as a result of working in his lab day in and day out.

But that wan't the best thing Dib presented.

"I know you've been craving this for a long time." said Dib in the most sly voice he had ever heard.

Zim was getting excited. Dib bent over to pull something out and when Zim saw it he almost squealed with pleasure.

It was warm and moist and covered with a sweet, sticky white substance.

Zim was so tempted to take it. He had taken it before, but it had never been so delicious!

Zim seductively removed the wrappings and exposed all of the sweet deliciousnesss beneath and moaned with pleasure. He took the forbidden object in his mouth and bit down.

"You like that don't you?" Said Dib. "You want more. I know you do."

Zim went faster. He couldn't help it. He played with it with his teeth and pointed tounge. His advanced Irken mind still couldn't compete with Dib's sweet addictiveness. The Irken was moaning loudly, Dib had given him his treat before, but he haddn't had it in so long.

"It's so soft and warm and sweet!"

"It was as soft as I could make it. Look how small you're making it!"

"It's practically not there anymore!"

With one final bite, Zim finished the cupcake that Dib had so carefully prepared for him.

"That was the most delicious snack treat you have ever prepared for me. What made it different?"

"More sugar." Said Dib casually

"I see. Hmmm. Sugar is good."