Hah! I was trying to write my signature when I was thinking about this!

Oh well, enjoy~! A one-short story!

Disclaimer : I don't own KHR nor Xanxus! =.= Though I'd like to!


Xanxus never had any regrets. He was Xanxus. No way he would have regrets! But he couldn't help but regret a thing that was started by himself...

"Xanxus-sama, this is the another stack of paperworks." The poor subordinate quickly put the paperworks on Xanxus' desk and walked out to avoid being burned into ashes if Xanxus suddenly decided to use his flame of wrath to the poor man earlier.

Xanxus groaned. He hated doing this. But he had no choice. That old man, the Ninth, had decided that Xanxus should be the one who should sign that damn paperworks. Usually, it was Squalo who handled the paperworks but after the old man ordered something nonsense like that, the said man had gone to some unknown island to practise (that was what Squalo said) and left Xanxus to deal with the paperworks alone.

But what he hated most was his signature. As we all knew, Squalo was the one who handled these paperworks before, so, Xanxus rarely had to deal with paperworks. Unless, there was something important that Xanxus, himself, should sign it. So, Xanxus being Xanxus, made a really long signature to show that he was the freaking badass mafia boss of Varia.

He still remembered when he had to sign his first paperwork. He took the pen while thinking what should he put. First, he put Xanxus. Then, he thought it didn't damn scary. He then put, Xanxus, The Varia. Xanxus looked at the signature and he still seemed didn't satisfy. He tried again by putting Xanxus, Boss of the Independent Squad, Varia. He looked again to his signature but now he seemed satisfied. This way, people would know that he was the freaking scary mafia boss.

So, that was what happened. But unfortunately, now, he had to sign the paperworks all by himself and his signature didn't help him either. He tried to change his signature but sadly, everyone didn't accept the changes because he had started his signature with Xanxus, Boss of the Independent Squad, Varia. So, everyone had considered that that signature was Xanxus' official signature. So, they would accept no more.

And this was one of Xanxus' regrets.


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