Ok so, I don't plan on making this a one shot. I actually want to update it with rants. Many, Many rants, as each captain and lieutenant goes to talk to the psychiatrist. I may or may not make the psychiatrist into a character, as I was thinking more along the lines of making it a bunch of one sided stories that; the characters tell. As in: just their general opinions on other characters and on life.
But it all depends on you; if you like this, please Review and tell me to continue. Also tell me who you wanna see, step into the Psychiatrist's office.
Gotei 13th Mental Health Clinic
Two rows of the most powerful Shinigami to ever grace the Seireitei with their existence; aligned in front of their commander. Both captains and lieutenants were called to this emergency meeting. They were informed that; So-taicho has a matter of the utmost importance, to discuss with them. And this is why they were here. The Shinigami didn't really fret it that much. After all So-taicho was the same man who threw a fit when, some of his captains lost their captain's Haori's in battle. It didn't really matter to him that they lost it in lieu of the very minor fact that; they were battling Aizen.
And ever since that battle; So-Taicho has been a tad bit grumpy. He has been complaining about almost everything. *You'd think he was PMSing or something.* the one and only Kenpachi Zaraki pondered with a crude smile etched on his face.
*Maybe he's gonna complain yet again about today's youth.* Soifon Taicho thought bitterly. She couldn't really forget about their last gathering when, Sotaicho called an urgent meeting. And after dropping everything and rushing to him, they were greeted by none other than a very long winded lecture on how to behave towards your elders, and why it is rude to call them 'Yamajii'.
The old man then proceeded to rant on and on about how today's youth lacked manners. Only problem is; the only person who ever calls him 'Yamajii' is kyouraku Shunsui, one of the oldest captains of the Gotei 13th. *where the hell does he get off; calling that pervert young.* the squad two captain pondered regarding the lecherous drunkard with a venomous glare.
Shunsui would have blanched, had he seen that look. However, he was way too busy going through the magnanimous amount of meetings, they have been called to this month. Personally, he didn't see the big problem that most captains appeared to be having with the meetings. This was nothing new to him, as he was used to be constantly reprimanded by his lovely Nanao. *So what if So-taicho Rants a little?* he thought.* At least it's not all business, like it used to be.*
In fact; the pink clad captain found those meetings to be fairly interesting. Especially the emergency meeting that So-taicho called for, in the middle of the night, only to discuss; "How harmful it is for people to use 'Gravity Defying' hair products, like the one Hitsugaya used. Not to mention, how ridiculous people look with their hair all pinned up like that."
Needless to say the white haired captain was by no means amused. *That's something, coming from the man with a 10 foot long beard, tied with a hair scrunshie.* Hitsugaya mumbled *Now that's ridiculous.*
Accordingly, when the Gotei 13th's higher ups were called to this meeting, they were expecting yet another fit over a trivial matter. They all stood gazing around the room at nothing in particular. Yamamoto, on the other hand, wasn't amused. He stood in front of them and tapped his cane/ Zanpakuto on the floor, to get their attention. When he was sure they were all looking his way; he spoke up.
"You need help." He declared in his raspy no-none-sense voice, causing many eyes to go wide. And for a few seconds everything seemed to be frozen in silence.
"Excuse me?" Kuchiki Byakuya was the first to recover.
"You all need help." Yamamoto told the impassive captain. "And that's why I'm putting you through therapy."
Yet again his words were greeted by wide eyes and *WTF?* expressions. After a long period of Silence, someone finally mustered enough courage to speak up.
"but Yamajii…" kyouraku began, but his comment was met with a livid glare.
"DO NOT Call me that. That's exactly, what I mean. You're all irrational youngsters, with a lot to learn about life. You need to sort a lot of things out first. A lot of internal struggles; this is why I have booked a psychiatrist for you and she will be starting, effective tomorrow."
"But…" Mayuri started but was cut off by the outraged man.
"I expect you to cooperate fully with her." he paused "Or else." He threatened, brandishing his cane.
"But…" Both Ukitake and Unohana, attempted to speak, but their attempts were once again terminated.
"You may leave."
Blank stares.
"NOW."
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