Thank you for stumbling onto my first Fanfiction! Sorry about the crappy writing I wrote this at 1:30 in the morning because I had nothing better to do. Anyways, I've always loved Advancedshipping, so here's some!

It was three words that Clemont thought that would never come out of Ash's mouth not directed to Pokemon.

"I love you."

So, he ran into the section of the PC that held the video phones, only to see the one that Ash was using, had been switched off.

"Brock, Dawn, Cilan and Iris never saw the person, why should you?" Ash said, with a slight smirk

That stopped any words that were coming out of Clermont's mouth.

Later that night- PC (unknown town)

The dinner table that held our heroes was buzzing with conversation, well, Clemont and Bonnie asking questions, Serena calmly staring off into the distance, hoping that her Ash hadn't found someone, and Ash and Pikachu providing no answers except for:

"She's from Hoenn."

"Of course I traveled with her dumbass."

The look on Bonnie's face was priceless.

And, "Dat rack doe." In response to Clemonts question if she was hot.

The group, excluding Ash and Pikachu, got no sleep that night, pondering who this person was.

One month later- Coumarine City

Ash retrieved his Pokemon from Nurse Joy, thanking her. He looked proudly onto his Pokeballs, excited that his Fleltchinder had evolved into a Talonflame and learned Brave Bird, which for some reason, Ash thought that people would find incredibly annoying.

And oh, his girlfriend was visiting.

The group was speechless when Ash broke the news. They had forgotten about this "mystery girlfriend", caught up in the world of Pokemon.

"When." Serena asked. It didn't take a Aura Guardian to feel the jealousy seeping off of her.

"Tommorow." Ash replied

"Fan fucking-tastic"

Nobody would go near Serena for the rest of the night. It took her newly caught Pokemon, Pyroar, to stop her from breaking her room's TV in a rage.

The next morning- Coumarine City docks

The group stood on the docks, with Ash and Pikachu at the front in an unusual silence, Clemont and Bonnie whispering back and forth a good ten feet behind him. At the end I the dock stood Serena, with her three Pokemon, Fennekin, Pyroar, and Vivillion keeping close guard on her to make sure of no surprise attacks in this Girlfriend.

Then, on the horizon, speeding towards the docks came a ship, bearing the crest of the Hoenn Top Coordinator.

"YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS A TOP COORDINATOR" screamed Bonnie.

Vivillion had to put Serena to sleep.

Ash simply smiled.

Two minutes later the boat reached the docks, and out jumped the girlfriend, into Ash's arms. The two kissed for a good minute, and Clemont had to agree, dat rack doe.

Clemont and Bonnie were introduced to May, and after they had all talked for a couple minutes, May motioned to Serena and asked,

"Why is she asleep?"

The group laughed nervously.