A/N: I AM PRETTY SURE MADLIBS© WASN'T MADE FOR THIS OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE

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A CHARMING STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING

Once upon a/an (NOUN) mutant, there were three little pigs. The first pig was very (ADJECTIVE) gay, and he built a house for himself out of (PLURL NOUN) X-Men. The second little pig was (ADJECTIVE) magnificent, and he built a house out of (PLURL NOUN) humans. But the third little pig was very (ADJECTIVE) young, and he built his house out of genuine (PLURL NOUN) men. Well one day, a mean old wolf came along and saw the houses. "(EXCLAMATION) Calm your mind!" he said. "I'll (VERB) relish and I'll (VERB) kiss and I'll blow your house down." And he blew down the first little pig's (NOUN) metal-bender and the second little pig's (PLURAL NOUN) homosexuals. The two little pigs ran to the third pig's house. Thereupon, the wolf began blowing, but he couldn't blow down the third little pig's (NOUN) submarine. So he (VERB [PAST TENSE]) burned off into the forest, and the three little (ADJECTIVE) beautiful pigs moved to Chicago and went into the sausage business.