So this is my first fanfiction ever and let me start by thanking you for trying this story out. I do not own South Park the genius' Matt Stone and Trey Parker do. These are a series of one-shot drabbles. Some are connected and some are AU. They'll be marked accordingly. Any reviews or suggestions on how I can do better are greatly appreciated. Onto the story!

Ch.1 Betting

5th period gym class was Kenny's favorite class of the day. The freshman loved watching the girls participate in physical activities and as an added bonus he got to watch Cartman spectacularly fail at exercising.

The teacher was dealing with something else so all the students were lounging among the bleachers talking.

"This is lame. Hey Keeny you wanna make a bet."Kenny raised an eyebrow but decided to humor Cartman. "What kind of bet? Is it gross or will it cause me bodily harm?"

Cartman rubbed his double chin for a moment, "yes it has the potential to be both but you'll enjoy this one a lot." Pointing down at the girls sitting at the bottom of the bleachers he continued. "You must kiss one of the girls from our grade. I'll give you ten bucks if you slip in some tongue, but I'll give you 20 if you can get her to voluntarily kiss back."

Kenny gave him a very confused face. "Dude why do you want me to assault the girls. You know they'll fuck me up." Cartman smirked before pulling out his wallet. "Yes but you're a whore for money. I'm sure one of them will kiss back. Red and Millie are dumb sluts so you could try them out. Ooh or Bebe cause the Jew wants her."

Kenny groaned but got up from his seat. Making his way to the bottom of the bleachers he looked in the girls direction. He's known all of them since childhood but he wasn't particularly close to any of them so the chances of him getting slapped were extraordinarily high.

Kenny plopped down between Annie and Red and threw his arms over their shoulders. "Hello ladies who wants to see Eric Cartman lose $20 to a handsome guy?" Annie shrugged his arm off and Millie snorted, "I don't see Bridon anywhere so who could you possibly be referring to?" They all laughed before Red spoke up, "What would we have to do Kenny?"

Kenny grinned, "Someone has to kiss me back. Cartman wants to see me get slapped but if one of you kisses back I get his money and the satisfaction of disappointing him." Millie snorted again, "Why would any of us want to kiss you Kenny? You're a perv and a jerk." Sighing Kenny took his arm from around Red. "You guys leave me no choice."

Turning to the girl to his left, Kenny grabbed Red's face and kissed her directly on the mouth.

Red sat there wide eyed and confused at what was going on. She heard Cartman yelling from above her. "Fuck him up Red he's totally sexually assaulting you!" Grabbing Kenny's parka, she closed her eyes and pulled him in closer.

Kenny deepened the kiss by pushing his tongue into her mouth. He was honestly surprised that she wasn't flipping out. He had always thought Red was pretty and getting the chance to make out with her was spectacular. He could hear Cartman yelling and groaning which made the kiss all that much sweeter.

Breaking the kiss, Kenny looked at Red's blushing face. He smiled at her when she opened her blue eyes. Cartman was yelling at them, "You're a fucking whore Red. And fuck you Keeny come get your stupid fucking money!" Smirking Kenny leaned in once more and quickly pecked her on the lips before getting up and moving away from all the stunned girls. "Thank you ladies for the company and thank YOU especially Red."

He ran up the bleachers and took his seat next to a steaming Cartman."You're lucky you picked a ho or you would only be getting 10."Frowning Kenny took his money. "Hey man don't call her a ho. Just cause you could never do that doesn't mean you should rip on her." Cartman feebly punched him in the arm. Kenny returned the favor, causing Cartman to run out screaming from the pain.

When the bell rang and it was time to leave Kenny looked over to where Red was sitting. Noticing Kenny staring, she gave a small smile and a little wave before walking out of the gym with Annie. He got to kiss a pretty girl, hit Cartman, and made 20 bucks. This day couldn't get any better.