AN: Hey, welcome to the first chapter of my first Twilight/Harry Potter crossover! Do I always start my stories with this welcome? It feels like it. Anyway, tell me how you like this first chapter and I'll try to continue if I get a positive response :)

DISCLAIMER: ALL TWILIGHT CHARACTERS BELONG TO STEPHENIE MEYER AND ALL HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS BELONG TO JK ROWLING. NEITHER BELONG TO UMMMM26, BECAUSE IF THEY DID, SHE WOULD BE SCREAMING IT AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS AND WOULDN'T BE ON FANFICTION, SHE'D BE WRITING THE NEXT BESTSELLER INSTEAD!


Bella POV

Today was the day that I, Bella Swan, was attending Hogwarts: School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Everyone I know right now must be absolutely astounded right now. They must be asking, "What the hell? Why in the world would Isabella do this? Doesn't she love Edward?"

Yes, yes, I do. But… okay, here's the story.

-.-.-.-

Edward picked me up from my last class of the day at the arts center of the University of Minnesota. His jaw was clenched in anger and it really didn't look like he wanted to talk. When we got to his dorm, he just started pacing around and I finally had to ask.

"Edward? What's wrong?" I said timidly.

His expression changed to tenderness as he replied quite cool headedly. "Nothing, Bella. I just got a call from Carlisle, that's all."

I raised my eyebrows. "You love Carlisle. You'd never be this irritated just because of a call."

He huffed out and closed his honey gold eyes. "You're right. I just didn't want to tell you. I don't want you to throw your future away when I tell you this…"

I was suddenly nervous. "What is it, Edward?"

"Bella, I'm going to Hogwarts."

A second passed, and then a minute. I burst out laughing.

Edward frowned. "What's so funny?"

"H-Hog-Hogwarts?" I stammered between laughs. "Are you serious? Is it April Fools' Day?" I checked the calendar on the fridge just to make sure.

He kept frowning. "Bella. Hogwarts is a real school."

I immediately stopped chortling. "What?"

"Yes. JK Rowling is one of Harry's classmates and friends. She interviews him. A lot. Since she has such a love for journalism."

I sat down on the couch and looked at the swirly patterns on the carpet. I thought for a minute and then got up to grab Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone from my bookshelf that I liked to keep in Edward's dorm.

"You mean this," I said as I flipped through the book and found a particularly interesting part, "is the hardcore truth?"

"Yes. Fluffy is a three-headed dog that is guarding the Chamber of Secrets, yes," Edward replied awkwardly.

"Whoa."

"I know. But you'll be fine. I know it. I mean, if you got through the realization of your boyfriend being a leech, then this is nothing."

I jabbed him in the gut, though that just gave me a bruise. "You know I don't think of you that way. But… I don't understand why you have to go to Hogwarts. Are you going to try to 'give me my space?' Again?" I asked, even though I knew he wouldn't leave me after what happened last time. I just didn't like being clueless.

"Haha. No. I, uh…"

"What?"

"Umm…well…"

"…Edward Cullen."

"I beat him up."

I blinked. "You beat Harry Potter up? The guy who turned…He Who Must Not Be Named… into a pile of goo?"

"You mean Voldemort?" Edward said casually.

I gasped. "Edward!"

He shook his head. "Bella, you're taking things way too seriously. Harry's a spoiled nerd who is pretty brave, I agree, but his ego is bigger than a truck, and you should see him when he's not in harm's way. He thinks he's the best guy in the universe just because the mortal world has, like, a billion fans reading Rowling's interviews and loving him to death. She is so biased."

"Sounds like you're jealous," I accuse, furrowing my brows together.

He snorted. "Of what? The muggles don't even know he exists. They're just all over his fictional self."

"That doesn't mean it doesn't still make him happy."

"He's not just happy, though. He's turned into a freakin' player. Rowling ruined everything. I have never heard of him sleeping with so many girls at once."

My eyes widen. "But…if his books are interviews… then doesn't he marry Ginny and live happily ever after? With his children going off to Hogwarts like he did?"

Edward shook his head sadly. "No, Bella. I'm sorry. Rowling just made up that ending to end the series. Apparently, Harry had had 'enough of the famous life' and it turns out he's still in his seventh and last year. Nowadays, he's busy going around school hitting on every girl in his path and getting by in school like he really doesn't care where he ends up. Man, I hate that kid."

I groaned. "This is just great. My boyfriend is a Harry Potter Hater. We used to make fun of guys like you back in middle school," I pouted. "Wait. What's up with Ginny, then?"

"She hates his guts and knows, because Harry told her to her face, that she's the one that gets married to Harry in the book because he couldn't think of anyone else."

"That would be really sweet, if he didn't mean 'I just used your name, so don't expect me to like you or anything.'"

"Exactly."

"So… you beat him up because he's being a prick to Ginny?"

"And the entire female population of the school…"

"And…?"

"And because I just plain hate him, okay? Carlisle's really disappointed in me, but he knows I want to help, so he thinks the best thing to do is to both punish me and make it easier for me to reach my goal by sending me to the effing school of effing Witchcraft and—"

"Edward, as long as I am your girl friend I will not let you diss Hogwarts! I love that school and I will love it forever, no matter how much of an ass hat Harry is."

His eyes sparkled. "Oh, Bella! Will you come with me?"

I thought about it.

"No. Never mind. You really want to go to a normal college. I won't make you ruin your future," he winced.

"Are you kidding me?" I exclaimed. "I'm ditching these muggles and getting me a ride to Diagon Alley! We have some supply shopping to do!"

Edward grinned. "If you say so."

"Come on, vamp boy. We're going to London!"

-.-.-.-

Dear Renee and Charlie,

At a terribly inconvenient time, I've switched schools. I've talked the school board into giving my tuition money back to you two, and don't worry about my scholarships. They won't be needed at the place I'm attending now. It's a school in London. Don't freak: Edward is with me and Carlisle and Esme have a villa nearby, not to mention a bunch of relatives as well. I'll explain more soon.

(P.S. International calls are expensive. I'll call you instead of the other way around. We all know how excited Dad gets when he catches a bass.)

(P.P.S. This school won't cost you anything, and Edward and I are doing fine on our own. Again, don't freak, please!)

Love,

Your abnormal daughter,

Bella.

-.-.-.-

Charlie POV

"Hmm. What do you suppose we do?" I asked Renee over the phone. I'd read her the letter.

"Well, she told us not to freak…"

"True. Are you freaking?"

"Not really."

"Me neither."

"Hey, Charlie?"

"Yeah?"

"Is it just me or does it sound like she's going to Hogwarts? I mean, no fees or anything? And she was able to switch in the middle of the semester, just like that?"

"Haha. You make me laugh, Renee."

"I'm serious."

"Haha."


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