Alright I wrote this out of Pure boredom, I do not own any Harry Potter characters, or this song I only wish i did.
Harry Potter lies on his bed in Gryffindor dorms, a blonds head bobs up and down on his lap, "Draco," he cries before Cumming into the blonds mouth. The blond Draco Malfoy sits up smiling "feel better now?" he asked as Harry nods his head.
"When are you going to break up with Ron?" asked Harry pulling his secret lover into his arms.
"I don't know," replied Draco "he's been hanging around Granger far too much, do you think he's cheating on me like I am with you?"
"I don't know," replied Harry with a chuckle "but you do want to break up with him right?"
"Yah of course, I want to be with you," replied Draco arching up to kiss Harry.
Harry slipped out from under Draco and pulled on his pants "then I have a perfect idea, make sure your in the great hall at supper," and Harry left the room leaving his gorgeous blond lover behind.
At supper Draco entered the hall and saw Ron talking to...you guessed it Granger, seating himself at the Slytherin table, Dumbledore rose from his seat and told the school that Harry Potter, war hero had an announcement to make, Harry walked on stage and smiled at Draco.
"Hey Ron," called Harry into the microphone "I hope your listening," with those words a band came out from behind the teachers door and struck up a tune that made Draco's face burn.
Hey!!!!!!
Ronnie doesn't
know,
That Draco and me,
Do it in our room every Sunday.
He tells him he's in
church,
But he doesn't go,
Still he's on his knees, and...
Ronnie doesn't know,
oh.
Ronnie doesn't know-oh.
So don't tell Ronnie!
Ronnie
doesn't know,
Ronnie doesn't know.
SO DON'T TELL Ronnie!
Draco says he's out
shopping,
But he's under me and I'm not stopping.
Cuz Ronnie doesn't
know,
Ronnie doesn't know,
Ronnie doesn't know,
Ronnie
doesn't know.
So don't tell Ronnie.
Ronnie doesn't
knoooooow...
DON'T TELL Ronnie!
I can't believe he's so
trusting,
While I'm right behind you thrusting.
Draco's got him on the
phone,
and he's trying not to moan.
It's a three way call,
and
he knows nothing.
NOTHING!!!
Ronnie doesn't
know,
Ronnie doesn't know,
Ronnie doesn't know,
Don't tell
Ronnie.
Cuz Ronnie doesn't know,
Ronnie doesn't knoooooow...
SO
DON'T TELL Ronnie!
We'll put on a show,
everyone will go.
Ronnie doesn't know,
Ronnie doesn't
know,
Ronnie doesn't knoooooow...
The, parking lot, why
not?
It's so cool when you're on top.
His front lawn, in the
snow.
Laughing so hard, cuz...
Ronnie doesn't
know,
Ronnie doesn't know.
I did him on his birthday.
Ronnie doesn't
know,
Ronnie doesn't know,
Ronnie doesn't know,
Ronnie
doesn't know,
Don't tell Ronnie.
Ronnie doesn't knoooooow...
Ronnie will
know,
Ronnie has to know,
Ronnie 's gotta know,
Gonna tell
Ronnie,
Gonna tell him myself.
Ronnie has to
know,
Ronnie has to know,
Ronnie has to,
Ronnie has
to,
Ronnie has to go!
Ronnie doesn't
know,
(Don't tell Ronnie)
Ronnie doesn't know,
(Don't tell
Ronnie)
Ronnie doesn't know...
Ronnie's gotta go!
