Hetalia Crack
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This is another request, from Geo-chan, a buddy of mine! A bunch of Hetalian crack from the deep pits of mah imagination! Geo had unwittingly illustrated on part! Teehee! ^^ Hope you like it, sorry for rubbishness and all! SO without further ado, here it is!
Some Things Scare Even Russia
"Hey, Arthur?"
Arthur looked up
".....Yeah?"
Francis was staring intently out the window.
"What would happen if THEY dubbed this show?"
"Who d'ya mean by 'they'?"
.............................
"4Kids...."
DUNDUNDUN! OTL
All new Axis Powers Hetalia! As dubbed by 4Kids!
"Shit you guys, that's not even funny, da!" whispered Ivan.
What's in YOUR Piano?
"Austria-san?"
Austria grimaced. It was...Hungary.....
"What do you want now Hungary-sama?"
"Fine, you want to take that tome with me, I won't bother warning you."
And with that she stalked off. Austria sighed. That woman. He shook his head before sitting down at his piano stool to start a rendition of the Moonlight Sonata in G minor when suddenly...
PRUSSIA JUMPED OUT OF THE PIANO!!!
"BOO! ~3"
The Big Question in Life
"Okay, so you're French."
"Yes."
"And I'm English."
"Right."
"And Ivan is Russian."
"Yeah."
"And Eduard is Estonian."
"Mmhmm."
"And Ludwig is German."
"Yah."
"And Al is American."
"Mais oui, mon ami,"
"And Roderich is Austrian."
".....I really don't see where this is going...."
"SO HOW COME WE ALL SPEAK JAPANESE???"
"O_O"
What do you want for your Birthday Arthur?
"Well?"
"I dunno Al, I really don't mind at all."
"Perhaps I should get you cosplay then?"
"Sounds awesome!"
Al rubbed his hands together gleefully.
"How about Code Geass cosplay?"
"Oh wow, that'd be great Al!"
"What character?"
"Oh I really don't mind."
"How about Kallen cosplay?"
"......."
"Oh wait! That would mean I'd be buying you NOTHING!"
