Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia, or the song.

Rule #1, is that you've gotta have fun. But baby when you're done, you gotta be the first to run!

Alfred and Kiku were sitting down on the couch in Kiku's house. They were playing the newest shooting game. They had been playing for around two hours and they were evenly matched. So much so in fact they had played ten matches with each winning five. They were currently playing their 11th game.

"Boom head shot!" Alfred shouted as the words GAME OVER WINNER PLAYER 2 showed on the screen. "Oh shit is that the time. I've had a lot of fun, but I've got to run." Alfred said as he sat his controller down and walked to the front door.

"Alfred wait, you never answered my question. What are we?" Kiku said but the male was already gone.

Rule #2, don't get attached to somebody you could lose.

When Alfred first met Arthur, he knew that he Arthur was going to leave soon. So when Arthur asked him out, Alfred didn't take their relationship seriously. So on the day that Arthur had to get on the plane and head back England, Alfred was anywhere else.

"Alfred, you twat." Arthur said looking out the airplane window.

Rule #3, wear your heart on your cheek. But never on your sleeve, unless you want to taste defeat.

When Ivan met Alfred it was instant attraction on the taller male's part. Alfred on the other hand didn't like him so much, or so he told everybody. It took two weeks, but Ivan finally wore him and down, and he agreed to go out with him. The entire relationship, which only lasted two months, Ivan couldn't tell what Alfred was thinking.

"It's not you, it's me." Alfred had told him over a text message.

"Alfred, why can't I ever figure out what you are feeling?" Ivan said glaring at his phone.

Rule # 4, Gotta be looking pure. Kiss him goodbye at the door. And leave him wanting more.

Ask anyone and they will tell you how big of a horn dog Francis was. This was the reason why Alfred never brought him up to his apartment. He would always kiss him goodnight on the street. Francis was not happy about this, and wanted to go further with his boyfriend of two months.

"We're just not working out." Alfred said one rainy day instead of giving Francis a kiss. With that, Alfred left him there in storm.

"Alfred, I will never understand you." Francis said as he walked away for the last time.

I do whatever it will take. I don't want my heart break, so it's better to be fake. These are the set of rules I live by.

~Fin~

Author's Note

First let me say THANK YOU to EllaAwkward. Not only did they help me with the name and the summery for this story, they also gave me the confidence to share it with all of you. They also written some awesome Hetalia Fanfictions as well so go and check them out!

Thank you for reading!