Hey guys! I made this section mostly to create the little one chapter stories that pop up within my mind, so you guys can really see how weird I am.
But anyway, the updates to this overall section will be very sporadic so don't expect a reliable timetable with the oneshots
The first little story I'm adding to this collection will be a song fic, where DBZ meets the Lion King! Here are some roles:
Mufasa = Vegetto
Scar = Gogeta
Simba = Vegetto Jr.
Hyenas = Random Criminals
Well those are all of the references I can think of for this oneshot. I feel a little silly for making the kind hearted Gogeta take on the role of the villanous Scar, but it made me laugh a little imagining him as the scandalous villain. The actual song lyrics will be italicized, but I will be changing up some of the words so it makes more sense to what my plot is.
Disclaimer: I do not own the show DBZ or DBGT, nor do I own Vegetto, Goku, Vegeta, and any other character copyrighted by Akira Toriyama/Toei Animation within these oneshots. I also do not own the great songs and characters from the movie, The Lion King, or any other copyrighted material within the oneshots. At least I'm pretty sure I don't :)
Be Prepared!
The moon shone brilliantly in the night sky that loomed over the city, the city lights complimenting the bright shine. Gogeta's eyes tore away from the sky, shifting to the ground and observing the warehouse below the cliff he stood on. A few men in the courtyard barked at each other loudly, much to the fusion's amusement.
"I never thought criminals essential. They're crude and unspeakably plain..."
A smirk etched it's way onto his face.
"But maybe they've a glimmer of potential
If allied to my vision and brain..."
Gogeta then suddenly shot into the air, becoming a small silhouette within the moon's bright light. Hanging into the air for a few seconds, he descended down with a loud slam, the ground caving around him. The criminals that had been barking in the courtyard suddenly snapped their attention to the fusion, raising their guns at him.
*Que drums and key xylophone*
*huh...Huh...HUH...Huh*
Gogeta smirked as he studied each criminal, a circle forming around him. The guns did not faze him in the slightest, and the fusion continued to glance at each one.
"I know that your powers of retention
Are as wet as a warthog's backside!"
The fusion came to a halt in front of criminal, shaking with fear. The gun wobbled rapidly, mere inches from Gogeta's nose.
"But as thick as you are..."
Gogeta's hand shot forward, slapping the gun directly out of the criminal's hand.
"Pay attention!"
The criminal yelped, his hand suddenly shooting up to his head in a salute. The fusion's smirk widened, watching as the other criminals began to follow suit.
"My words are a matter of pride!"
Gogeta's amusement was cler in his expression, waving his hand in front of the blank and unresponsive stare of the criminal.
"It's clear from your vacant expressions
The lights are not all on upstairs..."
Gogeta's head whipped around, addressing each criminal.
"But we're talking kings and successions
Even you can't be caught unawares!"
The large garage door leading into the main atrium of the warehouse suddenly flew forward into the building, the massive shock from the explosion and Gogeta sinisterly frolicking following shortly after it.
"So prepare for a chance of a lifetime!
Be prepared for sensaaational news!
A shining new era..."
Gogeta shifted his weight onto his toes, inching forward slowly.
"..is tiptoeing nearer!"
A criminal raised an eyebrow, watching Gogeta skeptically.
"And where do we feature?"
In response, the fusion reached back, lightly smacking the criminal across his left cheek and sending him flying into a pile of wooden planks.
"Just listen to teacher!"
Now standing atop a platform high above an open warehouse filled with criminals, Gogeta smirked down at them.
"I know it sounds sordid
But you'll be rewarded!"
The fusion arrogantly placed a hand on his chest and held his chin to the sky.
"When at last I am given my dues!
And injustice deliciously squared
Be prepared!"
The criminal's began to cheer and whistle, agreeing with Gogeta's plan.
"Yeah, be prepared!
We'll be prepared!"
The entire group blinked in confusion, turning their attention to the fusion.
"For what?"
Gogeta kept his chin high in the sky.
"For the death of the king!"
The criminal's confusion only increased, scratching the back of his head.
"What, is he sick?"
The criminal yelped, being suddenly seized by the throat. He stared back at the sinister expression on Gogeta's face, listening intently to the fusion.
"No, fool. We're going to kill him... and Vegetto Jr. too."
Gogeta's hand opened and the criminal dropped back into the crowd with a thud, which was overlapped with the sounds of approval coming from the group below.
"Great idea! Who needs a king?"
The criminals formed a massive Ring Around the Rosie circle, frolicking with joy.
"No king, No king, nah nah nah nah nah nah!"
Gogeta glared down at them in annoyance, interrupting their frolicking.
"Idiots! There will be a king!"
The criminals blinked.
"But you said-"
Gogeta raised his chin back to the sky.
"I will be king!
Stick with me, and you'll never go hungry again!"
The cheers erupted even louder then before, filling the night air with cries of joy.
"Yay, all right!
Long live the king!
Long live the king!"
KING! KING! KING! KING! KING! KING! KING! KING!
The warehouse began to glow, the criminals jumping into lines and beginning a coordinated Nazi each line moved forward, their heads would shift rapidly towards Gogeta who watched from high above with a sinister smirk.
"It's great that we'll soon be connected
With a king who'll be alltime adored..."
Gogeta raised a finger up, in a mocking and sarcastic impression as if he were advising.
"Of course, quid pro quo, you're expected
To take certain duties on board..."
Gogeta continued to watch the coordinated and beautifully executed Nazi march with sinister amusement.
"The future is littered with prizes
And though I'm the main addressee
The point that I must emphasize is..."
The fusion suddenly leaped down into the ranks of the criminals, looming over a single criminal and interrupting the march. His expression contorted into a enraged glare, a loud boom shaking the room as Gogeta transformed into a Super Saiyan.
"YOU WON'T GET A SNIFF WITHOUT ME!"
Gogeta's expression then contorted back to it's sinister amused smirk, and the fusion remained in his Super Saiyan form as he skipped around to address different groups of criminals with his singing.
"So prepare for the coup of the century!
Be prepared for the murkiest scam!
Meticulous planning,
Tenacity spanning,
Decades of denial,
Is simply why I'll..."
Gogeta rose into the air, floating high above the cheering criminals.
"Be king undisputed!
Respected, saluted!
And seen for the wonder I am!"
The criminals began to line up in perfectly lined rows, forming a small battilion underneath the Super Saiyan that floated high above then began to turn, facing towards the city not too far off in the distance.
"Yes my teeth and ambitions are bared...
Be prepared!"
The massive amount of criminals repeated the fusion's verse, matching his sinister confident expression.
"Yes, our teeth and ambitions are bared!
Be prepared!"
Gogeta's eyes narrowed as he began to pinpoint the condo close to the city's edge. His amusement threatened to overtake his control, picking out the exact thing he was looking for. In a large window in a condo atop a massive skyscraper, the lights in the living room shone brilliantly above of the city. Inside, Vegetto laughed silently as he played with his son in a father-son wrestling match, unaware of the other fusion floating far away in the night sky watching them.
The omnious clash of thunder rang out in the night sky, the pouring rain emphasizing the pitch of Gogeta's dark and evil laugh.
"Muahahahaha!"
