Fight, Perry, fight!

The blue green,

Semi-aquatic,

Egg-laying mammal of action is at it again!

Whoa, Doofenshmirtz!

The hunched over,

Maniacally evil,

Funny "Doctor" from Germany built a new –inator!

Doof!

Perry:

*Punch*

"Ow…right for the nose, Perry the Platypus?"

Perry!

Doof:

*Traps*

"Why didn't you trap me in the first place?" Perry's thought.

Doof!

Perry:
*Cuts through trap by mini chainsaw*

"Perry the Platypus! How did you escape?"

Perry!

Doof:
*Is surprised*

"Really, Doof? Really?" Perry's thought.

"Ha-ha! Perry the Platypus, you are no match for my,

Make-Everything-Including-Semi-Aquatic Mammals-Begone-Inator!"

Perry ducks.

Perry fights.

Perry punches again.

"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"

Oops. Sorry, Doof.

Just a Platypus Day.