Fight, Perry, fight!
The blue green,
Semi-aquatic,
Egg-laying mammal of action is at it again!
Whoa, Doofenshmirtz!
The hunched over,
Maniacally evil,
Funny "Doctor" from Germany built a new –inator!
Doof!
Perry:
*Punch*
"Ow…right for the nose, Perry the Platypus?"
Perry!
Doof:
*Traps*
"Why didn't you trap me in the first place?" Perry's thought.
Doof!
Perry:
*Cuts through trap by mini chainsaw*
"Perry the Platypus! How did you escape?"
Perry!
Doof:
*Is surprised*
"Really, Doof? Really?" Perry's thought.
"Ha-ha! Perry the Platypus, you are no match for my,
Make-Everything-Including-Semi-Aquatic Mammals-Begone-Inator!"
Perry ducks.
Perry fights.
Perry punches again.
"Curse you, Perry the Platypus!"
Oops. Sorry, Doof.
Just a Platypus Day.
