Dom: So I'm going to try a new crossover story again, but I think this will be yet another AU. Anyways, raise your hands if you hate essays *raises hands*

Everybody unless you're crazy to love it: *raises hands*

Dom: Glad I have people to agree with me. Okay let's start!

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Disclaimer: Don't own

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Hello. I cannot tell you my name yet since I fear that you will be in danger for knowing my name, but I can tell you that I'm a vampire.

Shocked or no? I'm guessing no. Don't worry or be scared, I don't kill.

Well, not always.

Let's not walk in circles; I'm here to warn you humans about our kinds.

We're not heartless like legends and myths created us to be…Well, there are some, but those are crazy ones. We do not sparkle in the sunlight like how Edmund? No. Was it, Eddie? No. Wait, Edward? Yes, that's the name. We, vampires, do not shine like diamonds like Edward Cullen in the book series the Twilight. It still baffles me how the author thinks we sparkle like that. And baseball seriously? We certainly don't play baseball unless it's with severed human heads.

I'm kidding. Don't close the book and put it back on the shelf or wherever the hell you found this journal. I was just kidding. Read on.

Also, we can produce, um, babies. What? We have to breed somehow except for blooding weaklings like you humans.

Sorry if I offended you. We have this thing called pride and arrogance. We see ourselves above you, you invertebrates. Oh, fuck, sorry. Again. I admit we have problems with this horrible streak, but we couldn't help it. It's part of us. It's part of our DNA to be vain.

I have no time for these petty introductions, but you have to hear me out. Your kind is in danger. One of the most powerful vampires escaped from his cell. Yeah, he's crazy as shit. He's also part of the Three Lords. If you don't know that which I know you won't, they are the first vampires in the world and the founder of all the clans and creator of all creatures of the night.

They were respectable by all and with this certain Lord, he went cuckoo with power that, well, it went to his head. The other two Lords sent him to Hell. Literally and no, vampires do not burn if they are strong enough to withstand the fire and the sun. Do you know how you simpletons think that we don't? It's because all the vampires that people recorded in your books are lower level. They're level D vampires which composed at least twenty percent of the vampire's population. They're stupid enough to get caught so we don't bother unless it's threatening to expose our existence to the human world then we kill 'em.

Brutal? It is, but we don't care. We're lucky that people these days don't believe in vampires except for a few.

Anyways, let's get back on the subject. Naraku is planning to enslave mankind!

Cliché? Pfft, you have no idea how much we laughed when we heard this.

Alright, let's go back to the danger. Naraku has been blooding more people. In fact, by the end of this year, nearly half of Japan will be fledglings. How? He has followers.

Trust no one. If anyone you know is acting weird like weird cravings for more meat in their diet, the color of red then blood, stay away. If they start putting on sun block or trying to stay out of the sun more, they're possibly turned as well. Nails turning to claws, more aggressive, eyes flickering to red, fidgeting when with crowds; those are some of the symptoms. You'll find out more as you read through the book.

And whatever you do, don't call the Slayers. If you do, every vampire they came across will be slain. They don't care if they're good or bad, they all think we're all the same, but we're not. I beg of you to not call them or our kind will be extinct. We're not evil like you sought us to be. Please believe me. We're not monsters. Please don't. I have no time to write more as I am being chased by Rogues. Until then I'll see you when you read the next passage.

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Me: I really have no idea how I'm going to end this, but yeahhh. If it doesn't make any sense, I'm sorry. I was tired when I wrote this. I've been watching way too much vampire movies and reading vampire stories...Anyways, hope you enjoy :)