ash stroked his long and hard

mullet.

''mustard eyes, why are yuor eyes mustard?" he aksed him

"because i ate too much mustard" mustard eyes looked off in the distance, remembering his painful memories

of when he ate too much mustard

"is that rilly true?" ash asked mustard eyes

"well..." mustard eyes stared of, litle raindroplets forming in hes eyes

"et al started in highschool-" ash interupterd him to say"you were gay bak then werent you"

"i was in the closet" mustardy said

"so you wer gay" ashs mullet flowd in the wind like a pumpking

"no i was in the cloest. the closet. a literal clost" mustady said, "i broke out of the closet-" mustard stood, tiptoe/ran into the closet and stayed in ther for two seconds, and ash coud here hinn changing

musty bursted out of the closet, put his fist in the air, and scremed "im brekeing free!"

"wate is that a hischool moscal song?" ashs eys widened with the hope of his people

"wer soar and-" mustirdy started aginbut ash kEPT GODDAMN INTERPUTING "sore and? im pretty sure its soaring?" ash said

"i wAS GOING TO SAY FUCKING... godammit"

"hats how you came out off the closet?"ash asked curiously- bi-curiously

"yea because i am not really mustard ayes""well good ecause im not riely ash weather"

they started makng out like a redneck wth his cousin

mustard eyes pushed hm bac and pulled off his mustard eyes suit "i am catiel"

ash smrked and pulled of his body suit "good caus im really dean"

they fucked.