This is my first story, and everything is excepted, okay? Oi, I HOPE mrs. Moonpath-wolf reads this. I hope you enjoy it. And! begin!!


Episode One: The Beginning.

Warning! this fic contains inappropriate scenes, language and foreplay, for Children under eighteen years of age. If younger, your reading at your own risk. Rated R: Nudity, Language, Violence and sexual content.

"Stay away from me! you did this!" Roxas said standing on the third story of stairs, which is 19 feet high.

"No, I'm sorry! you know I never wanted it to end this way! Roxas stop!!" Sora said grabbing Roxas arm.

"I said leave me alone!" Roxas snatched away into he fell back against the rails and fell off the side.

Roxas was falling in slow motion, and as he was falling he saw his life flash before his eyes. And his thoughts ran wild. Should he have ate the ice cream Hayner tried to give him? Should he have, pimp slapped Olette when she stole his 2009 Dodge charger? Should he have taken the money Pence tried to give him?

'I knew i shoulda never listened to Sora. Now look at me, I'm falling in slow motion. Hmm, nice special effects. Anyway, if it wasn't for that stupid bet, none of this would've happened. I'm gonna die, I don't wanna die. Not yet, I have to live, I have to do something about my life. I'm not going to die. I'm not going to die here-!' Roxas thoughts stopped when his body collided with the ground.

3 days earlier:

"Sora! get your crap outta my room!!" Roxas screamed, because Sora left his dirty clothes in his new room. Him and Sora just moved into their new apartment.

"Okay god!! cut the fucking umbilical cord!" Sora screamed. Roxas hated Sora when he got bitchy, it was part of his routine of the day. Thats the only thing he hated about Sora, well one of the many things. Roxas doesn't like arguing, nor conflict. He does his best to avoid, slaps and punches, since Roxas was frail, mostly anything could hurt him. Roxas took his clothes and put them in the dryer. Rubbing his forehead from being tired, while Sora just sat there watching tv. That bastard.

"Sora!! get your lazy ass up!" Roxas through the pillow at Sora's head.

"Oww! don't hit me because your too lazy to be lazy!" Sora said, throwing the vase across the room.

"That doesn't make any sense! and, you could've hit me!" Roxas said pointing his finger at Sora.

"Your point is?" Sora said with a dead tone, and with a bored expression.

"You, bitch!! fine I guess your just gonna have to go to school another why, because I'm not waiting for you!" Roxas said slipping on his shoes. It was their first day at their new high school, how super! Roxas walked out to his car and got inside. He was followed by his bestfriend, Sora. He drove them to school, which took another thirty minutes to find. Hey, Roxas wasn't good with directions, and its hard to read a map. Especially when you have the map upside down.

"Ah! see were here!" Roxas said unbuckling his seat belt.

"Yeah, after the fact, that you didn't want to get directions because. 'Men don't need to ask for directions, we know where were going. Its in our blood'. I quote" Sora said looking at Roxas.

"Hey! what matters is, that we made it and nothing happened. Nothing at all!" Roxas said taping his piece of shit as a car.

"I guess your right" Sora said leaning on the car.

"Hey, hands of the beauty. Just cause you don't have one doesn't mean you can drool over mine!" Roxas laughed at Sora.

"Haha, very funny but, that shit isn't considered a car anymore. Its junk" Sora said taping the hood.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey! she's delicate! she's had a ROUGH life okay!" Roxas said, defending the hunk of junk.

"Yeah, hmm hmm, so tell me. Where did you get the car? Ed's scraps made out of crap?" Sora said mocking his so called "Beautiful" car.

"Hey, she's a legend. And I bet that she will save your ass one day!" Roxas said smiling.

"Your totally right man! she can save me from boredom! nothings funnier than a guy who thinks he's all that, And rides in a purple slug-bug!" Sora screamed out in laughter.

Roxas walked off pissed at Sora. Sora eventually caught up to Roxas and They walked inside and bumped into a girl with blond hair.

"Oh, excuse me" Roxas said.

"You better be excused" The girl said turning her head the opposite way.

"What did you say, weave head?" Roxas said leaning over, doing the motion of pretending he couldn't hear. "I'm sorry, i couldn't concentrate on what you were saying. I was to distracted looking at that ugly thing on your head. Oh! my bad, thats your face" Roxas said. People swear they saw electricity fly between the two.

"Oh yea. what was that? your mothers a whore? oh that was the woman my mom been talking about, when the ho stood on the corner" The girl said with a smirk on.

"Oh!! thats where i heard that story from. But your mom was looking in a mirror, sorry to break it to you this way. No not really" Roxas said.

"Ah! give me a break. If my mom looked through a mirror-"

"it would've broke!" Roxas said laughing. Other people started to laugh as well, but The girl through them evil glares, and they all stopped.

"This isn't over Mckony" The girl said walking off.

Roxas walked off with Sora at his side, watching his every step. While Roxas stomped himself away, Sora saw an add. "Get two tickets to Westling!! and get free drinks and food all night long. Only for 100 dollars!", the add seemed to catch Sora's eye. Sora always liked westling, and now he can finally watch it in person. All he needed was the money, and he knew exactly what to do.

"Hey! Roxas!" Sora said shorting the distance between them.

"How would you like going out with that girl back there? and get her to actually like you" Sora said.

"oh, hell-!"

"And! if you win. I'll give you 143 bucks. How does that sound?" Sora said. Roxas thought about it for a sec.

'Maybe if I get the bitch to like me, then after she likes me break up with her and she'll be so crushed! its perfect!!' Roxas looked at Sora.

"I'm totally going to do it!!" Roxas said rubbing his brown hair. Roxas ran to the bathroom and washed out the dye in his hair. his hair was golden. And he changed his clothing.

"She never noticed the sexy man that hid under that disguise, Whatta shame" Roxas said waving his blond hair around the place. Sora waited patiently outside the bathroom. Roxas walked out in his new thread. They made there way to there classroom.

"What took you so long? did someone call you about the shit you parked in parking lot?" Sora said smiling.

"Shut the fuck up! god. Get off my cars balls!" Roxas said walking and making a scene.

"If I remember? You said it was a 'she'. Not a 'he'. Is it a transvestite?" Sora said with a curious face.

"Your so! so, so, so naive!" Roxas said bumping into the same girl.

"hey, watch were your going, bastard" The girl said.

"Hey, watch your mouth, little girl!" Roxas said.

"Shut up Mckony! You fuckin fag, get out of my face ugly!" The girl said leaning back.

"Hey I'm not ugly! and how did you know it was me?! and stop calling me Mckony! that isn't my name! And! If I'm so ugly, how come your still looking at me?! Can't explain that!" Roxas said smirking and crossing his arms in victory.

"I look at Nickolas Cage. And, Mckony is your name. I labeled you, no one really cares what you think, Mckony" The now (Ever since they met her) annoying girl as pissed Roxas like a rocket goes outer space.

"Thats it! I'm already sick of you before I knew you! you stupid Bitch! maybe if your weren't so annoying you would have friends to hang out with, but you don't! because your a bitch!" Roxas said waving his hands in the air. but Roxas remembered What Sora Said.

"I'll give you 143 if you get her to go out with you, and get her to actually like you". That ran through Roxas head for two seconds.

"And! Will you go out with me!" Roxas said bowing to the girl in front of him.

"Fine! I will!! Then I'll finally see how much you really are a creep!" The girl said. She started to walk off but Roxas interrupted her.

"And, my name is Roxas" Roxas whispered into her ear before him and Sora left. Sora started swinging his fist in the air.

"Man! you did it! Oh yeah, anf if you win I'll clean the house for a week straight with no complaints" Sora said. What Sora just said, was music to Roxas ears.

"Don't worry I can't lose with these looks" Roxas said a bit too confident.

The school day was over and Roxas waited outside the school with Sora.

"Okay, hold on. Why are we out here again?" Roxas said.

"Were waiting out here for that girl" Sora said.

"Woah! wait! you mean today!!" Roxas said surprised.

"Well duh. Why wait to lose ,Roxas. When you could lose even faster" Sora said looking around for the girl.

"Shes over there..." Roxas said not wanting to point her out.

"Well c'mon! were not just gonna watch. Go ask her out" Sora said.

"But Soar!-" Roxas grabbed his mouth from the miss-pronounced name.

"Did you just call me Soar?! you asshole!" Sora said. "Well, hurry up and take her out!!" Sora said pushing Roxas to her and her friends.

"Okay, okay! I got this!" Roxas said getting Sora off him, and walking towards her. 'Okay, why is my heart pounding? I don't like her. I don't like her at all. Or do I? No! of course not! She talks wwwaaaayyyy too much trash, and she's a snotty nosed brat! I don't like her what so ever'. Roxas thought as he stood in front of them. The girl raised her hand for her friends to be quiet.

"You may speak now, boy" She said.

"I already told you my name. Its Roxas, okay! and, I never got yours. How are we supposed to be going out if I don't know your name?" Roxas said.

"My name is Namine" Namine said sitting on top of her friends car.

"Well c'mon. I'm taking you out tonight" Roxas said reaching out his hand to hers. She grabbed his hand and he gently pulled her down. He then walked her to his car where Sora was waiting.

"Sora get out of the car!" Roxas said in a whisper.

"Wait what?! your kicking me out for her! but I'm the one who got you a date!" Sora said back in a whisper.

"I said get out!" Roxas said more than whisper.

"But, but! bros before ho's! bros before ho's!" Sora said as Roxas kicked him out the otherside of the car.

"Walk home. I'll be there like in 3 in a half hours, okay?" Roxas said.

"Wait, what are we gonna be doing for 3 in a half hours. Don't even think about-"

"I wasn't. I'm not that kind of guy, and besides. I'm a virgin, theres nothing for you to worry about" Roxas said looking at Namine.

"Oh...why are you so open with me?" Namine said looking at Roxas.

"Well I think when people are in a relationship, they should be very open with each other" Roxas said getting in his car.

"hey! we ain't in no relationship!" Namine said.

"Yes we are. Were friends" Roxas said smiling at her.

'He's so cute when he smiles' Namine thought.

Roxas finally left the school ground, and went to the Motion pictures. (Theatre or the Movies). While Roxas was driving, Namine opened her mouth.

"If your such a big shot-"

"Which I am" Roxas sad smiling at her.

"Why do you drive such a piece of shit" Namine said. Roxas hit the brakes on the freeway. (highway). What the fuck are you doing?! are you trying to get me killed?!" Namine said gasping for hair. Roxas started driving again, this time with an angry face. "Whats wrong? mad? Oh, well I don't give a shit! you nearly killed me!! and where are we going. I demand to know" Namine said looking at the lights.

"I'm taking you to the movies" Roxas said in a mean tone. If words could kill. Then Namine would be disintegrated. Roxas pulled up into the theatre, and opened Namine's door for her.

"Awe, thank you" Namine said grabbing her purse and getting out of the car.

They walked up to the ticket booth. "Um, excuse me. We would like to get two tickets to Hancock" Roxas said. The man gave them the tickets. Roxas and Namine watched the movie and now was walking back to the car.

"I really liked the movie. Did you?" Namine said looking at Roxas.

"yeah, the movie was really funny" Roxas said opening the car door for her. They got in the car and drove to The CheeseCake Factory. Its a bar, Restaurant and a bakery.

Roxas payed the bill at the restaurant and took her home. He parked in front of her house.

"Well, I guess this is goodbye" Roxas said.

"Thanks for the night out, Mckony" Namine said.

"Please stop calling me that" Roxas said.

"Well, good night Mckony" Namine said closing her door to her house. Roxas drove home to see Sora watching TV. (Television).

"Your still up? and you didn't clean?" Roxas said walking into the Kitchen to put his Powerade he had that day.

"Just bored. I can't go to sleep" Sora said looking at the TV. Roxas took off his shoes and started to walk towards his room.

"Well make sure to turn off the Television when you go-!!" Roxas screamed in a high pitch tone. "Aaaaahhhhhh!!" Roxas screamed again, sounding like a little four year old girl, who as been stomped on. "Sora! you asshole!" Roxas said hopping around on one foot.

"What did I do this time?!" Sora said turning around, he saw the vase pieces inside Roxas foot. "Oh shit! I forgot to get that up-"

"No? ya'think?!" Roxas said pissed off pulling it out of his foot. Sora was sweeping it all up.

"Sorry about that bro, forgot that was there" Sora said.

"yeah yeah, I'll see you tomorrow. When I'm wake enough to kick your ass" Roxas said closing his door.

"Good night!" Sora said sitting on the couch eating popcorn.


So? How was it? I think three chapters will be the three days, so if anyone was going to ask that, i already answered. I hope you found it funny, and remember R&R! Mrs. Moonpath-Wolf, hope you enjoyed it! :)