Chapter one- Monkey suit stealer and the man thongs
summery- Welcome to East High. Where Chad's the only sane one. Are you scared yet? You should be.
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"Hahahahhahahaha."
"What...the...fuck?" Troy questioned as he looked at his girlfriend with an odd expression.
"I ate chicken." She said bluntly as she chuckled to herself.
"I fucked a chicken."
"I burnt chicken last time I ate it...just kidding." She said as if she were a little kid.
"L...M...F...A...O!!" Came Gabriella's breathless voice from the door.
"What...the...fuck?" Troy questioned, looking at his friend.
"Ryan...big bad wolf!"
"Holy shit, how'd he find his halloween costume again?" Sharpay practically yelled as she jumped off stage and started shaking Gabriella furiously. "I thought I hid that! Along with my pink thongs that were somwhow found in his dresser..."
Gabriella beame wide eyes as she strared in shock. "Oh...my...God! Those were yours!"
"Actually they were Troy's."
"Hey, I was going through a phase, okay." Troy defended himself as he also jumped off the stage. After landing he looked back at the twon unphazed teen girsl. "You know when I jumped off there I could have died. Do you care?"
"No really, you?" Gabby asked turning to Sharpay.
"Not so much either."
"What...the...fuck?" Well, we all know who said it, right?
"Troy stop being a potty mouth you bad bad boy." Sharpay scolded.
"Yes, shame on me." Troy smirked as he made his way towards her.
"Okay, this is not the time nor place for your guys freaky sex habits." Gabriella pointed out as Ryan burst through the door.
"Where the hell did you hide my monkey suit?!" Do you have to guess?
"In the freezer." Gabriella explained innocently.
"In the freezer, huh?" He grabbed her arm and dragged her out of the auditorium and towards the kitchen.
"So...jungle woman? You wanna fry my chicken?" Troy licked his lips devishly.
"Oh, sure now you wanna role play." Sharpay rolled her eyes before walking out of the room.
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"Uh...Ryan...where are you taking me?" Gabriella asked as they entered the kitchen.
"I think you know where Gabriella..."
"Please Ryan...I-I don't want to go back into the scary freezer place again. It's cold in there."
"Tough shit you monkey stealer!" Ryan opened the door to the freezer and ushered Gabriella in after taking back out his monkey suit.
"Can I at least have your hats so I can keep my ears warm?" Gabriella asked hopefully.
"Fine." He placed his hat on her head and gave her a kiss. "I love you. Don't freeze in there okay."
"You fucking twit! You know I'm going to get of here sooner or later and I'm going to kick your thong wearing ass."
"I love you too Gabby." He said gently before closing the door.
Ryan hugged his monkey suit to warm it up. "Oh, I love you so much. Did that meany Gabriella hurt you?" He walked down the hall repeating the same thing over and over. I'm not a freak. I'm not a freak. I'm not a freak.
Meanwhile Gabriella was saying in the freezer...
"My boyfriend's a freak. My boyfriend's a freak. My boyfriends a freak. He locked me in here for the damn seventh time today and I always get out. Geez, him and his damn monkey! I ought to burn it! Along with his damn girl thongs!"
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"Ryan!" Sharpay shouted as she neared her twin. "Where's Gabriella?"
"I locked her in the freezer again." He said casaually.
"Oh...okay, see ya." Sharpay skipped away. My boyfriend's not gay. My boyfriend's not gay. My boyfriend's not gay...though my brother might be.
"Hey Shar." Chad called as he stopped her in the hallway.
"Yes Mr. pot head?" Sharpay replied casually.
"Shar...I thought that was our little secret?"
"Don't worry. Troy doesn't know about your secret stash. Though I am coming by later to get some weid, right?"
"You got the cash?"
"You got the dope?"
"You bet ya babe." Chad gave her a wink and left with Sahrpay.
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Gabriella huffed down the hallway with Ryan's monkey suit in hand...don't ask how she got it. She walked up to Troy and threw it at him harshly.
"Hey, what did I do?" Troy yelled.
"You were sitting."
"Oh, sorry. I'll stand." Troy declared, getting up.
"Okay...I'll just go throw it at somone else." Gabriella looked around the hallways before she found her vitim. "HEY JASON, COME HERE!"
She threw it at his head, knocking his on the ground. "What did I do?"
"You were standing." She replied simply.
"Okay, I'll sit."
"No, sittings not good either. Just ask Troy."
"Nobody can please you can they woman?"
"I'll throw this at you again. I aint messin with you. I'll throw it at you again. BOY GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE! I'M WEARING HEALS YOU DAMN STANDER UPPER/SITTER!"
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I know...It's scary, it's weird, it's pointless, and stupid! But me and my friend decided to make a joint account and have some fun making fun of it. Be expecting more from us...mawhahaha...aka, evil laugh.
Crack heads cracked out,
Katie and Sierra!
