Dragonia: Well here's another of my odd story ideas..
Seto: My Ra what in the world are trying to make me wear?!? *Looks at his costume*
Dragonia: Well what do expect?!? He isn't exactly rich ya know!
Seto: I hate you..
Dragonia: Oh too bad..
Seto: darn it didn't work.
Dragonia: --;; Riiiiight..Well on with the fic!
First movie thingy:
Jack and the Bean Stalk
~*~*~*~*~
Dragonia: Well.we're all bored so it's time to do a couple of movies.*snaps, YGO cast appears*
YGO cast: Not again.--;;
Dragonia: Oh well too bad for you people.We're gonna do some plays/ movies for all those bored people out there..The first play is.*reads scroll* Jack and the Bean Stalk!
Seto: Oo;; Oh great.--;;
Dragonia: Now we need to figure out who will be what character.And I don't care if one of you has to cross-dress either.To bad it's funny! Guys: O.O;;;; What?!?
Girls: ..*shrug* As long as we don't have to be gay to do a part.
Dragonia: OO;; Oh I wouldn't dream of it!
All: *sighs of relief*
Dragonia: Now for your parts.
Jack = Seto
Seto:......Great...Why, of all people, did you have to make me the poor person?
*Life Styles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing in the background*
Dragonia: -_-;;; JYARNIO!!!!!!
Jyarnio: *Singing along to the song at the top of his lungs; not screaming though..--;;* Lifestyles of the rich and the famous,
They're always complainin' Always complainin'
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them...XD
Seto: Don't.*twitch* you dare..
Dragonia: T_T..Ditto that..
Jyarnio: Yeah, yeah.Whatever.
Dragonia: -_-;; Ok back to the list.
Jack's Mother = Yami
Yami: W-H-A-T?!?!?
EOE: *laughing their heads off* XDDD
Yami: Great.
Trader guy that gives Jack the beans((A/N: ....-_-;;)): Joey
Joey: *shrugs*
Giant = Yugi
All: XDDDD What?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yugi: Uhhhh..How am I supposed to do that?
Seto: Yeah, midget.
Yugi: T_T..Grrrrr
Dragonia: *gives him a bottle of 3-day lasting growth pills* There ya go.
Yugi: ^________^
Yami: Oo;; Well he's happy.
Goose that lays Golden Eggs = Also Joey
Joey: -_-;;;; Wonderful..
Dragonia: Hey! He actually learned how to be sarcastic!! He's doing the impossible: Getting smart! XDDDD
All(except Yami, Yugi, Tea, and Ryou): XDDD *sent into hysterics*
Joey: Thanks a lot Dragonia.--;;
Dragonia: You're not welcome.XD
Joey: T_T;;;..-_-;;;
Random porcupine that gets run over by the trader guy = Marik
Marik: Oo;;; Huh?!?
Dragonia: XDDD
Other random characters = Errr.Everyone else
EOE: -_-;;; Darn.
Dragonia: Well lets begin.I don't remember the whole story((A/N: -_-;;;; True.sadly true.eh, who cares?)) but let's get this show on the road!
~*~*~May the show..BEGIN!~*~*~
You know the whole beginning..Jack's(or Seto's rather.XD) family is poor, he goes out to trade a cow for money, yada, yada, yada.
Seto: -_-;;; *sitting at the side of a road, waiting for Joey to come* *yawn*
~*~
Joey: *elsewhere*
Dragonia: -_-;;; JOEY IT'S YOUR PART NOW YOU IDIOT!!!
Joey: OO!!! *jumping onto wagon and rides off*
~*~
Joey: *Rides up to Seto* Errr.*trying to figure what he's supposed to say*
Seto: -_-;; Well MR, will you trade for my cow since my family is so.p- poor?? *cringes*
Joey: \XDDDDD/ *pulls beans from his pocket that seem to be there all of a sudden* Oooh.BEANS!!! *eats the beans*
Seto: OO;; Wheeler you're an idiot!! You needed to trade me that for the stupid cow!!
Tea: *dressed like the cow* Shut up Kaiba...--;;
Joey: Duuhhrr..Ooops.
Dragonia: *Appears and throws peas at Seto for a replacements and shoves Tea into the wagon* There! *disappears*
Joey: Well.I'll be off then.*rides off*
Marik: -_-;; *has been turned into a porcupine* Why me?
Dragonia: Why not? XDDD
Marik: --;;; *walks into road; gets run over by Joey* X_O OUCH!!!!!
Joey: *oblivious to this*
Seto: *goes back home with peas instead of beans* -_-;; *sigh*
~*~At the house~*~
Yami: T_T..*is a blue dress* Why?.Why a dress?
Dragonia: XDDD
Seto: *comes into house*
Yami: *monotone voice* Well.*looks at script* X_x;; Dear..*both he and Seto cringes* What did you get for the cow?
Seto: T_T .*walks over; drops peas into Yami's hand; walks away*
Yami: *looks at peas* You got me peas for a cow?!?
Seto: -_-;; Beans! They are the replacement for the beans you senile old fool!
Yami: You this a Pharaoh would know how this story goes?!? For all I know they could have been peas!!
Seto: Peas for the story 'Jack and the BEANSTALK'?!?!?
Yami: *getting really angry* *Eye symbol appears on his head* Why you!!
Dragonia appears.
Dragonia: Don't you dare!!
Yami: *eye disappears* Darn..
Joey: *randomly walks in* Oooh Peas! *eats the peas*
Seto & Yami: JOEY!!!YOU MORON!!!
Joey: Eh..Oops? *runs*
Seto: Now what?!?
*stalk grows out of the ground in the backyard somehow*
Seto: OO;;; That works.*goes out and climbs it*
~*~Three hours of climbing later~*~
Seto: *panting* God! How much longer could that have been?!? *tries to step on a cloud; falls through* OO!!! My God!!!!
Dragonia: *catches him* ^___^;; Sorry about that.*puts him on the cloud; makes sure it's solid yet bouncy first* Bouncy.^_^
Seto: --;; Riiiiight.*walks.Errr bounces to the castle* *pushes cardboard door open.--;;*
Yugi: Uhhh.Fi fo fumble?
Dragonia: -_-;; It goes Fe Fi Fo Fum...dodo bird.
Yugi: Whatever .
Seto: Let me just end this.-_-;; *jumps onto table with one leap(wow.that table was really high.OO), gabs Joey who was turned into a goose(XD), runs out, slides down the stalk, runs into the house, puts Joey onto the table* There..
Dragonia: *pushes stopwatch button* 20 seconds.Nice Seto..
Seto: Yeah, yeah, Whatever..Are we done now?
Dragonia: One sec..
Yugi jumps down from the clouds, and gets knocked out somehow, and looks dead.
Dragonia: There.. Now we're done..
All: *sigh*
~*~*~*~*
Dragonia: First chappie down! Give me ideas for movies/ stories/ ect. for the next chapter!
Seto: My Ra what in the world are trying to make me wear?!? *Looks at his costume*
Dragonia: Well what do expect?!? He isn't exactly rich ya know!
Seto: I hate you..
Dragonia: Oh too bad..
Seto: darn it didn't work.
Dragonia: --;; Riiiiight..Well on with the fic!
First movie thingy:
Jack and the Bean Stalk
~*~*~*~*~
Dragonia: Well.we're all bored so it's time to do a couple of movies.*snaps, YGO cast appears*
YGO cast: Not again.--;;
Dragonia: Oh well too bad for you people.We're gonna do some plays/ movies for all those bored people out there..The first play is.*reads scroll* Jack and the Bean Stalk!
Seto: Oo;; Oh great.--;;
Dragonia: Now we need to figure out who will be what character.And I don't care if one of you has to cross-dress either.To bad it's funny! Guys: O.O;;;; What?!?
Girls: ..*shrug* As long as we don't have to be gay to do a part.
Dragonia: OO;; Oh I wouldn't dream of it!
All: *sighs of relief*
Dragonia: Now for your parts.
Jack = Seto
Seto:......Great...Why, of all people, did you have to make me the poor person?
*Life Styles of the Rich and the Famous starts playing in the background*
Dragonia: -_-;;; JYARNIO!!!!!!
Jyarnio: *Singing along to the song at the top of his lungs; not screaming though..--;;* Lifestyles of the rich and the famous,
They're always complainin' Always complainin'
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them...XD
Seto: Don't.*twitch* you dare..
Dragonia: T_T..Ditto that..
Jyarnio: Yeah, yeah.Whatever.
Dragonia: -_-;; Ok back to the list.
Jack's Mother = Yami
Yami: W-H-A-T?!?!?
EOE: *laughing their heads off* XDDD
Yami: Great.
Trader guy that gives Jack the beans((A/N: ....-_-;;)): Joey
Joey: *shrugs*
Giant = Yugi
All: XDDDD What?!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Yugi: Uhhhh..How am I supposed to do that?
Seto: Yeah, midget.
Yugi: T_T..Grrrrr
Dragonia: *gives him a bottle of 3-day lasting growth pills* There ya go.
Yugi: ^________^
Yami: Oo;; Well he's happy.
Goose that lays Golden Eggs = Also Joey
Joey: -_-;;;; Wonderful..
Dragonia: Hey! He actually learned how to be sarcastic!! He's doing the impossible: Getting smart! XDDDD
All(except Yami, Yugi, Tea, and Ryou): XDDD *sent into hysterics*
Joey: Thanks a lot Dragonia.--;;
Dragonia: You're not welcome.XD
Joey: T_T;;;..-_-;;;
Random porcupine that gets run over by the trader guy = Marik
Marik: Oo;;; Huh?!?
Dragonia: XDDD
Other random characters = Errr.Everyone else
EOE: -_-;;; Darn.
Dragonia: Well lets begin.I don't remember the whole story((A/N: -_-;;;; True.sadly true.eh, who cares?)) but let's get this show on the road!
~*~*~May the show..BEGIN!~*~*~
You know the whole beginning..Jack's(or Seto's rather.XD) family is poor, he goes out to trade a cow for money, yada, yada, yada.
Seto: -_-;;; *sitting at the side of a road, waiting for Joey to come* *yawn*
~*~
Joey: *elsewhere*
Dragonia: -_-;;; JOEY IT'S YOUR PART NOW YOU IDIOT!!!
Joey: OO!!! *jumping onto wagon and rides off*
~*~
Joey: *Rides up to Seto* Errr.*trying to figure what he's supposed to say*
Seto: -_-;; Well MR, will you trade for my cow since my family is so.p- poor?? *cringes*
Joey: \XDDDDD/ *pulls beans from his pocket that seem to be there all of a sudden* Oooh.BEANS!!! *eats the beans*
Seto: OO;; Wheeler you're an idiot!! You needed to trade me that for the stupid cow!!
Tea: *dressed like the cow* Shut up Kaiba...--;;
Joey: Duuhhrr..Ooops.
Dragonia: *Appears and throws peas at Seto for a replacements and shoves Tea into the wagon* There! *disappears*
Joey: Well.I'll be off then.*rides off*
Marik: -_-;; *has been turned into a porcupine* Why me?
Dragonia: Why not? XDDD
Marik: --;;; *walks into road; gets run over by Joey* X_O OUCH!!!!!
Joey: *oblivious to this*
Seto: *goes back home with peas instead of beans* -_-;; *sigh*
~*~At the house~*~
Yami: T_T..*is a blue dress* Why?.Why a dress?
Dragonia: XDDD
Seto: *comes into house*
Yami: *monotone voice* Well.*looks at script* X_x;; Dear..*both he and Seto cringes* What did you get for the cow?
Seto: T_T .*walks over; drops peas into Yami's hand; walks away*
Yami: *looks at peas* You got me peas for a cow?!?
Seto: -_-;; Beans! They are the replacement for the beans you senile old fool!
Yami: You this a Pharaoh would know how this story goes?!? For all I know they could have been peas!!
Seto: Peas for the story 'Jack and the BEANSTALK'?!?!?
Yami: *getting really angry* *Eye symbol appears on his head* Why you!!
Dragonia appears.
Dragonia: Don't you dare!!
Yami: *eye disappears* Darn..
Joey: *randomly walks in* Oooh Peas! *eats the peas*
Seto & Yami: JOEY!!!YOU MORON!!!
Joey: Eh..Oops? *runs*
Seto: Now what?!?
*stalk grows out of the ground in the backyard somehow*
Seto: OO;;; That works.*goes out and climbs it*
~*~Three hours of climbing later~*~
Seto: *panting* God! How much longer could that have been?!? *tries to step on a cloud; falls through* OO!!! My God!!!!
Dragonia: *catches him* ^___^;; Sorry about that.*puts him on the cloud; makes sure it's solid yet bouncy first* Bouncy.^_^
Seto: --;; Riiiiight.*walks.Errr bounces to the castle* *pushes cardboard door open.--;;*
Yugi: Uhhh.Fi fo fumble?
Dragonia: -_-;; It goes Fe Fi Fo Fum...dodo bird.
Yugi: Whatever .
Seto: Let me just end this.-_-;; *jumps onto table with one leap(wow.that table was really high.OO), gabs Joey who was turned into a goose(XD), runs out, slides down the stalk, runs into the house, puts Joey onto the table* There..
Dragonia: *pushes stopwatch button* 20 seconds.Nice Seto..
Seto: Yeah, yeah, Whatever..Are we done now?
Dragonia: One sec..
Yugi jumps down from the clouds, and gets knocked out somehow, and looks dead.
Dragonia: There.. Now we're done..
All: *sigh*
~*~*~*~*
Dragonia: First chappie down! Give me ideas for movies/ stories/ ect. for the next chapter!
