These are a list of poems that my friend Kamali gave me! He he! I think
they're funny and yes I'm only fifteen and no I have never even kissed a
guy! Please enjoy.
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You've got sex appeal, you've got style
You've got intelligence and a sexy smile.
You've got the face, you've got the body
And I've got the wrong number!
Whoops sorry!
(He he! U likes! Plz tell me!)
Sex is good, sex is golden.
Sex is best in the back of a holden.
(But definitely not Scott's! Yuck! Soz Scott but I'm getting a horrible mental piccie! Ahh plz save my sanity.)
Sex is good, Sex is fine.
Doggy style or 69
Just for fun or getting paid
Everyone loves to get laid.
So if you want me in your sack
Lick your lips and text me back.
(Yea baby! Text me back! In fact I'll just remind you to review. There will be a story and sort of bible thingy after this installment.)
Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll
Speed, weed birth control.
Life's a bitch and then you die
So love this world and let's get HIGH!
(I'll drink to that! Whoops I forgot I'm underage!)
Roses are red
Violets are corny
When I think of you
Oh, Baby I get horny
Eat me. . .
Beat me. . .
Bite me. . .
Blow me. . .
Suck me. . .
Fuck me . . .
Very slowly
If you kiss me don't be sassy
Use your tongue and make it NASTY!
(Hell yeah! Oh Rat-man, Bakura! Yami! Wufei! Ha ha!)
Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a female location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Do you get my information
Or do you need a demonstration.
(Trust me! Guys will pick DEMONSTRATION! So just direct them to the closest library to book a sex-ed class!)
Evil is the best of me!
Vengeance is the worst
I'm the darkness behind the light
Love me baby or get outta sight!
(I wrote that one! I feel so proud of myself.)
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Okay that was just giving you a list of poems for a laugh. This will become a Yu-Gi-Oh ficcie! All Bakura lovers? You don't compare to me! I adore him! Hell I luv him! Plz review!
Flirtatious Death.
***~~~***
You've got sex appeal, you've got style
You've got intelligence and a sexy smile.
You've got the face, you've got the body
And I've got the wrong number!
Whoops sorry!
(He he! U likes! Plz tell me!)
Sex is good, sex is golden.
Sex is best in the back of a holden.
(But definitely not Scott's! Yuck! Soz Scott but I'm getting a horrible mental piccie! Ahh plz save my sanity.)
Sex is good, Sex is fine.
Doggy style or 69
Just for fun or getting paid
Everyone loves to get laid.
So if you want me in your sack
Lick your lips and text me back.
(Yea baby! Text me back! In fact I'll just remind you to review. There will be a story and sort of bible thingy after this installment.)
Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll
Speed, weed birth control.
Life's a bitch and then you die
So love this world and let's get HIGH!
(I'll drink to that! Whoops I forgot I'm underage!)
Roses are red
Violets are corny
When I think of you
Oh, Baby I get horny
Eat me. . .
Beat me. . .
Bite me. . .
Blow me. . .
Suck me. . .
Fuck me . . .
Very slowly
If you kiss me don't be sassy
Use your tongue and make it NASTY!
(Hell yeah! Oh Rat-man, Bakura! Yami! Wufei! Ha ha!)
Sex is when a guys communication
Enters a female location
To increase the population
Of the next generation
Do you get my information
Or do you need a demonstration.
(Trust me! Guys will pick DEMONSTRATION! So just direct them to the closest library to book a sex-ed class!)
Evil is the best of me!
Vengeance is the worst
I'm the darkness behind the light
Love me baby or get outta sight!
(I wrote that one! I feel so proud of myself.)
***~~~***
Okay that was just giving you a list of poems for a laugh. This will become a Yu-Gi-Oh ficcie! All Bakura lovers? You don't compare to me! I adore him! Hell I luv him! Plz review!
Flirtatious Death.
