Disclaimer: No, I do not own anyone from Zelda
Link had always loved her. He never spoke a single word of his desires, but every time he saw her strolling through the village with such grace, he felt his heart plummet to a rhythm so fast he wondered if he was shaking.
He knew that the responsibilities of being the Hero of Time meant that until his role was finished, he had no time for lust and love.
So He waited, always thinking of her, the image burned in his eyelids, as he fought to protect her and all those he loved.
After returning to his time , a victor from an epic battle of good and evil,
he immediately went to her village, ready to finally voice his love and passion for her.
He walked slowly, for he was extremely nervous. What if she had forgotten about him? What if she had moved on? These thoughts haunted him.
Around the corner, he saw her, she was gracefully going about her day, with the glowing natural beauty and aura she always had about her.
He spotted her, calling her name and rushing over.
She looked at him questioningly, but she too seemed to hop with excitement.
Link, unable to contain it any longer, blurted out the words he had been wanting to say for years.
"I-I... I LOVE YOU!" Link blurted out so loudly a few villagers turned to stare.
The chicken squawked happily in reply, sharing his feelings.
That night Link and the chicken had all sorts of kinky sex, and made Ooccoos that would hatch in a few months.
They then moved to the ancient realm in the sky, thus setting up a temple for a future hero, while still reproducing more Occoos every night.
The End.
