AN – characters don't belong to me, if you have to thank someone, go thank JK who wrote the original.
Summary – There are some cliché Dramione plots which get repeated every three seconds. And in those Harry and Ron are bashed. But there are not many Draco bashing fic's so I am starting that trend. Maybe I will be able to inspire some good writers to write draco bashing fic as well. So let the Anti-dramione fests begin.
Chapter 1
The one where Draco is a Veela
"Ronald Weasely what are you doing."
Hermione's voice was heard throughout the burrow where we were gathered for weekly family dinner.
Reason for her shouting was on the ground in front of me with a bloody nose was Draco Malfoy.
Yes you heard me right. We had ferret with us for dinner.
Now you would ask me why was he there? And why in the world did Ron hit him. Well here's a newsflash for you- he was Hermione's boyfriend.
Yes. The 'Pureblood prince' was dating the 'Mudblood', Seems like a 'Romeo and Juliet' doesn't it. The two opposites who hate each other fall in love; they complete each other all that crap.
We all were quite surprised when Hermione returned from Hogwarts with him and said that they were dating. As Ron and I had decided against going for NEWT's there was practically no one to watch over her.
Yeah, there was Ginny, Nevil and Luna but I guess they all decided not to tell us about what was happening in Hogwarts. After all it was her choice what she did with her life.
Ron was furious, and if I saw through him correctly heartbroken. He started screaming at her and even punched Malfoy once. But Hermione stopped him from further hitting her boyfriend.
"I love him okay. I want you to accept him with me. Just give him a chance, he is really changed." She said.
I stared at her and then rest of the family. Mrs. Weasely was looking very sad she always considered Hermione her daughter and seeing her with a person whose father was partially responsible for Fred's death was hurting the Weasely Matriarch.
Ginny was silent, not against it but not supporting either. She just looked resigned to the situation like she had this argument with Hermione before.
"At least let us check for potions or spells on you. You have to admit that this is a little farfetched for us Hermione" I asked trying to sound a little calm.
"She's clear Harry, I already checked."Ginny answered validating my assumption that she already had this argument with Hermione.
I didn't know what to say on one hand my mind was screaming bloody murder and other side I just wanted to dispose of the ferret silently without anyone doubting me. Come on, like anyone is going to miss the little shit.
Maybe I can use kreacher and Buckbeak to complete the job, now there's a pleasant thought. Everyone always told me to look at the bright side of the things and this gives me perfectly fine reason to relieve Mother Nature of some dirt.
I came down from my happy heaven to look at Hermione to try and figure out what was going on and was alarmed to see her blank face.
Amongst all of us Hermione was the worst actor; she was never the one to hide what was on her mind and after all these years I and Ron were more attuned to know what she was feeling. So it was a bit unnerving to see her brown eyes devoid of any emotion. Ginny said she was clear of any potions or spells that only could mean one thing.
Hermione Granger was using her new found occlumency to hide something from everyone. But not from me and Ron because she knew that we would figure it out. We just had to wait for the night to find out.
"Now dear I am happy for you both, come on we all are hungry. Aren't we Ronald?" Mrs. Weasely said trying to diffuse the tension. She was looking pointedly at Ron.
Assuming that we were at the dead end we decide to let it go for the time being and went to the dinner table
I was waiting at the small hill near the shell cottage, where Dobby was buried. After the war it was the safe heaven which only I, Ron and Hermione knew. We met up whenever we felt like being alone with each other.
Hermione had signaled after the dinner that she will explain.
'Crack'
And I saw Ron coming towards with a frown on his face.
"She isn't here yet?" he asked after looking around. I shook my head in negative.
"What is she thinking going out with the ferret?" He couldn't help himself.
"Calm down Ron, we have known Hermione for seven years I am sure she has perfectly good explanation." I said trying to fight my own curiosity and outburst.
"Oh I have." We heard Hermione walking towards us elegantly. I still envied her ability to apparate silently. I may have been the one with Elder wand but she certainly was more attuned to her magic.
"Well…? I am still waiting." Ron said in loud whisper, while she was busy conjuring flowers for Dobby's grave and praying.
She smiled a little at his impatience and transfigured some large boulders into chairs for us to sit on. Ron sat directly opposite to her and I was on the chair on her left which gave me complete view of both of them. It gave me a third person's perspective as my friends tend to put forth extreme opposite points of view and made it easier to give a neutral view on the problems. Years of their bickering and that were the best I could come up with.
When we were seated she dropped another bombshell on us
"I am getting married to Malfoy."
"What…? Why would..? Is he threatening you with something Hermione? I swear to Merlin I'll kill the ferret and no one will even find his body." Ron started rambling. "Not completely at one time at least." He added as an afterthought as he turned to leave so he can act on his plan. I got up with full intention of following him to help.
"I plan to do the same Ron but my plan will have a more long term effect." Hermione said with such a cold tone which sent shivers up my spine. And first time since the dinner she removed her mask of happiness replaced with cold outrage. Some would say that Bellatrix had the same mad glint in her eyes when she went to torture someone.
Oh how I pitied Malfoy. Not.
"Why don't you walk us through the situation Hermione?" I said dragging Ron back to our seats.
"Well it seems that Malfoy has come into his veela inheritance" Hermione said conversationally while crossing her legs and supporting her chin with palm of her right hand which rested on the armrest of the chair. We could see how tense she was. We gave her full attention.
"Somehow a vela gene is passed through generations but is taking full effect In Malfoy's case and his magic recognizes me as his mate." She held out her hand when we started to protest "I Researched and turns out Malfoy line is not as pure as they claimed to be. But I have my doubt that Veela genes from centuries would be any dominant in Malfoy"
"So what's the problem" I asked looking in her eyes.
"Malfoy know's that it does not matter if they are pureblood or not, now as Voldemort is gone. So my guess is they either knew this from the start but kept the information hidden so to reap the benefits of Voldemort's power or Lucius bribed someone in Ministry to create the fake records. Either way we cannot prove that Draco is not a Veela unless we have access to the records."
"So, Lucius created fake records of Draco being a veela. The only way to know who his mate is that we have to take ferret's word as truth. Draco said it was you, so they can join Malfoy name with war heroine, which puts them in an influential position. If a veela does not get their mate they die or lose their magic, and if you refuse to do this you will be held on charges of voluntarily killing an innocent creature." Ron stopped breathe and saw us looking with our mouths open. "What isn't it an obvious plan" he snapped.
"Yes of course you are right Ron. But I think it goes beyond that, since Malfoy is an ancient noble family and Draco is the last heir, Hermione may as well held for eliminating a noble line. It can give the impression to people that we don't care about them and whole wizarding world would turn against us, again." Now both Ron and Hermione were looking at me and I began scratching the back of my neck sheepishly.
"I am so proud of you guys. Looking at the situation objectively, my boys have grown up." Hermione said wiping a fake tear from her eyes, before all three of us burst out laughing. Yeah like Ron and I would do something like that. It was times like this that reminded me that nothing has the power to break us. We were golden trio through and through.
"So what's the plan Hermione?" I asked after we calmed down.
"I will say yes to the marriage. Magical wedding would be binding for life, and since I know I won't be married with the little shit too long I am going to ask for a muggle wedding giving the reason of my heritage, which will be convenient for them as well since they would not want their line to be tainted with a mudblood."
"But lucius will want a magical contract, and knowing his background in the politics I have to do some serious thinking to find the loopholes" she said thinking.
"I don't know Hermione. That man failed Voldemort twice and still was able to keep himself and his family alive. The guy is a pure slytherine unlike his son." I said putting in my two cents.
"I know that's why I have asked Luna to Go over the contract and modify that to my needs without arousing any doubts." Hermione said smiling. Our reactions to that were different of course.
"Why didn't Luna tell me about it?" Ron said frowning, upset that his girlfriend knew about this and did not tell him anything.
"Why Luna?" I asked knowing the history between those two. I knew they were on friendly terms now but this was serious matter.
"Luna is a pureblood Harry. She knows their customs. And as much as I like to feel that I am smart, in this case I am not. Since we have never betrayed or fooled anyone, subconsciously I would expect the same from everyone and that will be hindrance when finding loopholes. Luna on the other hand is very perspective and keeps an open mind about things. She was best for this and I am helping her do this of course. And stop pouting like a five year old Ron, I asked Luna not to tell you. It's not like I am shagging your girlfriend behind your back." She was blushing as she said this.
I looked at Ron and saw him Red in face as well. Well I can see his problem; it's not easy when your girlfriend spends secret time with the person she lost her virginity to. Yes Hermione and Luna had found comfort in each other's arms in shell cottage after Malfoy manor incident. Even if Luna wasn't gay she held Hermione very dear to her heart.
"Okay now that it is cleared up what do you want us to do?" I asked trying to diffuse the tension."
"Nothing, just wait and watch." She said her face showing an evil smile.
Hermione's POV
Everything has gone as planned, whose plan that was the question both I and Malfoy were asking. I wasn't naïve enough to think that there won't be uncertainties in my plan. But it need not be foolproof; I just had to make them believe that I have won. And with how much stupid and vain Draco Malfoy was my chances were good.
We changed the contract so many times that it irritated the elder Malfoy to no end. Every time I suggested some modification he was looking more and more murderous. But our main modifications were very subtle, only moving words and letters here and there. And in his angry state he was noticing these things less and less.
While final proofreading we slipped them a hint of muggle drugs which could not be traced by any wizarding means. In the end contract was signed by both me and Draco to make it binding and I was a happy camper.
We are married for just a few hours now. Harry gave me away and I felt much protected in when he linked his arm with mine while walking down the aisle. He really was a great friend. There was Ginny, Luna with Ron, and both weasely elders. Rest of them didn't feel like coming.
Now I am seating on our wedding bed waiting for my 'Husband' to come so I can introduce him to his new shitty miserable life.
"Granger, or should I say Mrs. Malfoy, I finally got one over you, didn't I? " Speaking of shit and here he is.
"No, it's Granger still; unless you forgot my condition in the contract Malfoy" I said looking at him.
"You are forgetting that it is 'Malfoy-Granger' my dear wife" He said still in his delusional world.
"Actually contract said that our children will have that name, I get to keep my maiden name. " I said and first time I could see that he was getting the feel of the situation.
"What did you do with the original contract Granger?" He asked screaming and showing his true side. I knew the little shit won't change if anyone cut his balls off.
"Oh just a little tweaks here and there, and making sure Malfoy line dies with you without me going into Azkaban. World has seen too many Malfoy's if you ask me." I said like I was discussing weather.
"You see Malfoy when you signed that contract you made me joint owner of everything you have. Now you can not draw a single knut from your account without both of us consenting to it. I on the other hand transferred everything I own to my lovers account and she will get me anything I want. So technically you are broke."
"You cannot have a lover there is an infidelity clause in the contract." He said thinking that I was bluffing.
"Yeah….no. Actually you have infidelity clause. You cannot have sexual relationship with other woman besides your wife, not even a mistress according to Malfoy tradition, but I can have as many lovers as I want because I am a lesbian Malfoy. As it seems even your father was blind enough to let that slip. So you have two choices first spend rest of your life masturbating or become gay."
"But you have to provide for my every need, which covers sexual needs as well." He was grasping for the straws now.
"Actually since you are a 'Veela' it does not cover that. As a Veela your magic makes your mate to have sex with you which avoid confrontation afterwards. So Minister did not think it was important, as magic will make me have sex with you either way. But as I suspect you are not Veela I don't see that happening. I don't think you would like to go spouting that your wife does not fuck you to the world. And only thing which will give indication that we are not shagging each other is you dying, and I don't think that happening as well."
"How do you know that…?" He asked panicking.
"Oh come on Mafoy you saw me for seven years, do you really need to ask that." I snapped. He was silent which confirmed that he knew I was smart enough.
"But what about heir, we have to have a have a child or people will suspect. For that you have to have sex."
"Really, is that only thing going in your mind? Sex. For your information there is a procedure called artificial insemination. Where I can have a baby without a man fucking me, don't ask for details, they are beyond your understanding." I interrupted him when he looked like he wanted to say something "And Harry has agreed to do it for me."
"Why Potter and why not me?" He asked angrily. Showing his school grudge and proving that he was unable to grow up.
"My father will hear about this…" he said turning around to leave.
"Your father is dead Malfoy?" I said coldly.
"What?" He turned around so fast like there was a spring in his neck.
"I hired a muggle sniper who blew his head off after the wedding. Evidence will confirm that it was a common thief." I said and for the first time since our conversation started Malfoy looked terrified.
"Why would you do this to me, I loved you." He said on verge of crying.
"You tried to screw me Malfoy and I screwed you back. Your father was a killer he deserved to die. And you tried to force me in a marriage with you after the countless time I rejected you. I tried to believe you will grow up and be a better man, afterall Dumbledore died to protect your innocence but I have realized that vermin like you never grow up."
"So Draco Malfoy, have very happy lonely and poor life. You have no money until I say so, you would have sex with anyone but yourself for the rest of your life, you will have no friends because you married a mudblood so there is no one who would help you with money, and now even your deatheater dad is not there to protect you." I gave the final blow.
"I'll kill you bitch" He said drawing out his wand, but I was faster and before he knew it he was on the floor stunned and bound.
"Don't even think about it dear Husband, you know I am way stronger than you and if you hurt even a single hair on my body you and your mother will disappear forever. You don't want dear mommy to be hurt do you."
I would never hurt Narcissa. Harry and Teddy loved her too much. But ferret doesn't have to know that. And I could see the defeat in his eyes. Yes that was what I was aiming for.
I stood up and began leaving to meet my girlfriend.
"Spell will wear off in few minutes. And Draco….don't try to and tell anyone about this. Don't want people finding out how you got outsmarted by a Mudblood do you." I said before I apparated to my girlfriends flat
I was embraced by to lovely hands and kissed by the lips I that were just for me kissing them as soon as I steeped in the flat of my girlfriend.
"So how did it go" She asked when we separated for breathing.
"It went well. And now I want to have some raw adulterer sex with my girlfriend." I said huskily.
"ooohh you naughty girl you have been bad and deserve some punishment." She said leading me towards our bedroom.
Well I loved my life and no one was taking me away from hot busty blonde in my arms. I just had to tell her.
"I love you Lavender brown."
"And I love you Hermione Granger"
Fin.
An – do review guys, and if you have some new ideas that you want me write just let me know.
