chapter one! introductions!
A cool sweat convertible raced throgh the suburban streets and culdisacks! It was very very fast and red and was faster than all the gay minivans driving on the road were. The driver if the car was who it was when he spoke, the coolest kid in the whole of awesome high school.
"Out of the way nerds!" he screamed at the minivans, steering and stepping on pedals so sikillfully applying his knowledge and wisdom from years of playing Forza which is basically the same as driving so he could do it. the driver was none other than your friendly neighborhood bad ass, Kyle uzumaki, the younger brother of Naruto and a junior student at Awesome high school and the captin of the school ninjatsu team (Naruto was the captain but he graduated, Kyle is the strong).
"sjhcccccccchhhhcccccrreeeeeeeeeee!" yelled the car named boruto. Kyle stepped out of it and he was in front of the school now. "Boruto you are the coolest car!" Kyle shouted inside his head because he didn't want to be shouting to his car outside of school and look the biggest idiot asshole of ever. School was pretty gay and filled with a lot of losers but there were also some cool people too which is why it's called Awesome high school ( Kyle is the coolest, believe it! xD). Kyle was the coolest teenager in school and thus the country. The else cool teens were also, students, Kyle's friends.
Kyle walked up to the school door and was now in the hallway. "Kyle my friend what is happening today at high school!" said a voice. "Danny phantom! not too bad! maybe I'll consummate my relationship with tracer today lol!" said Kyle to Danny Phantom who was the voice. Danny was part ghost which was cool because he could see a whole buffey platter of boobs whenever he wants to. He is Kyle's best friend and neighbor who is strong fast and cool like Kyle but Kyle is a bit better and way better at women's than Danny.
"haha! as if a gay dick like you could do sex on a girl!" said a fagass teen wearing a sports jacket. "Good one Dash!" said a darker person wearing a coat and a skull mask. Reaper and Dash laughed. Dash is a big bully and plays the dumbest sport, football. Reaper was kind of a jerk but also a bad ass and hung out with Kyle and Danny and others teens sometimes, he was a bad dude thogh and did things like beer and mariwona with dash. Dash is a fuck.
Kyle want to beat all of the poop out of dash but Danny held him back and they went to their first classes. they all went to different classes because their schedules were different. the classes had different teachers. Kyle whent to his class, history class. Kyle did not care about dead people but Mr 76 was cool and so old it was like he was there for everything so he was the best teacher for history. Kyle had to sit next to Waluigi(mega fag ass teen nerd) and Shadow (a dark man who usually did drugs and) and not his friend in class, Ezio Auditore. Ezio is a ninja like Kyle and his second best friend. he always wore cool white hoodies and capes. Ezio was the boy friend of Kyle's girl friend's best friend, the asain.
Mr 76 walked in and class was being done now. Kyle just pretended to pay attention and sometimes copied notes off waluigi, even taking his nerd notebook and just stole pages. instead Kyle looked at the butts of Piper the school newspaper girl and Rem the maid girl. It was ok because everyone looks at butts even when they're not knowing, like when you pretend to look away from the sexy parts of movies when your mom tells you to but you actually look still with your sides of the eyes and see them (boobs). Also Kyle would let Tracer look at butts too. Soon class was over. Autism kid Waluigi was crying but Kyle didn't care.
Kyle went to his second class now which was science class. The teacher was science man. Kyle only liked this class because tracer was in it. she was the captin of the track team and has a very good butt. "hey tracer how are you doing sweet baby!?" Kyle asked like a boy friend. " not good love, I'm very upset."she said "damn, she will not want to do some sex today" Kyle thot. "ok what's wrong baby cream?" Kyle asked like a good b f. "my parents may want to take me to the worst bording school ever in Ingland!". Kyle Uzumaki was so suprised and sad, he wanted to cry but he wasnt a fag bitch.
an: than you for reading please tell me how you like this AWESOME HIGH SCHOOL! XD
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