~Title: Tapestry of Futile Words for Immoral Minds

~Author: Bittersweet Revenge

~Summary: Ever heard conversations that made your eyes widen, wondering what the heck was happening on the other side of the door? Here is my collection of those seemingly innocent discussions. ^_^

~Rating: parental guidance only suggested because nothing really happens

~Gender: Humour

~Paring: varies. See dialogue title

~Disclaimer: Unfortunately, you know I don't own anything but the story

~Dedicate: This is dedicated to JadeDawn because she involuntarily gave me the idea to do this ^_^

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Prologue

Hum... you must be asking yourself: 'What could this so called tapestry be?' and so I'm going to answer right now before you start reading, because if not, you read the first 3/4 quarters of the first story -if you even get to 3/4- with a couple of question marks running around your mind and a disgusted or shamefully amused look on your face. You will most likely think, at first, 'What the hell? EWWWW!' or 'Bittersweet Revenge desperately needs help'. I know that I need help just not because of this, heavens no! (... I might be involuntarily lying, but whatever.)

Okay. So what you are about to read are short stories that may be read in no particular order. They are dialogues written and created by me, after imagining... euh... *things*. I can't say much more without blowing my cover so all I can say is that you *will* be laughing at the end.

If you have ideas for dialogues, please email me and it will be a pleasure to write it. Of course, you need to read what I've already done to know what type of dialogues I'm talking about. ^_^

So, read on, I promise you'll have a good laugh at the end. ^_^ Have fun!

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