Welp, here I am, stuck in my own little problem. Stuck…that's all I am these days…it would be nice to finally be free'd. But I got myself in this mess, so I guess I gotta get myself out. I mean, I shoot scrunched up paper that to my calculations…should do 2 damage. So defeating, like 2,000 zombies should be easy right. HAHAHA, oooh sarcasm. By now you must be pretty confused, amirite?. I guess I should catch you up. Let me just hit the time travel button. Ready?. Welp, here we gooooooooooo!.
March 19 2003:A regular house on a not so regular street
I woke up, ready for another miserable day. I got out of bed, had my cereal {Captain Fertilizer. Its my favourite} and walked to my bathroom to freshen myself up. I looked in the mirror and I saw what I saw everday. A sad, 23 year old peashooter with messy black hair and saggy eyes. With a sigh, I brushed my teeth, put on a tie and went to the door. There, waiting for me was my best friend Magic Pea. Magic Pea was an unusual plant. He had dark but somehow pale skin, always wore a purple cloak and had yellow, glowing eyes that seemed to stare into your soul. But still, he's been my best friend for my entire life, so I guess I'm stuck with him and he's stuck with me, not that I'm complaining. "Are you ready to go?" he asked me "As ready as yesterday". He chuckled "Well, we're already running late so just grab onto my cloak and I'll use a teleporting spell". I grabbed on and he said all his magic mumbo jumbo. Soon enough we were in front of the plant base. Sigh…here we go again.
Authors note: Hello, boys and gals and welcome, to my wonderland!. Ok in all honesty, this isn't really a wonderland. Its just some of the stuff that comes out of my deep, dark, mind. Obviously, this story is about my fan made character but don't worry, there'll be some familiar faces in there as well!. Not much else to say. So I guess thanks for the read! And I'll see you! , my annoying little tricksters, in the next chapter.
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