"Just a few more months of work boys, then we'll have collected all the rocks in this mine," Doc announced cheerfully standing at the entrance of the cave holding a rusted pickaxe over his shoulder.
"Yes, then we'll never have to work again," Happy agreed smiling at diamonds already filling the bottom of the cart.
"A few more months? That's sounds exhausting." Sleepy yawned and rubbed his eyes.
"And it's allergy season." Sneezy rubbed his pointer under his nose.
"I don't know why you're all complaining, I do most of the work around here," grumbled Grumpy while swinging his pickaxe at the stone wall.
"Think about it boys," Doc wrapped his arms around Sleepy and Sneezy's shoulders pulling them in close. "Once we have all these rocks, we'll not only not have to work again, but we'll get to have whatever we want!"
"Even a girl?" Bashful blushed.
Dopey nodded excitedly.
"I don't believe you can buy one of those," Doc responded.
"Girls like guys with money."
The dwarfs turned to Grumpy.
"What? I read it somewhere," Grumpy scoffed.
"What were you reading; 'How to Get a Girl?'" Doc teased.
The dwarfs chuckled along.
"Or maybe it was 'How to Get Over the Princess.'" Happy slapped his knee in laughter.
"Grrr..." Grumpy picked up a chisel and started back at the wall.
"If Grumpy ever got a girl her name would be..."
"Grouchy!" Bashful joked enjoying watching another face blush but his own.
"Grouchy! That's a good one!" Doc and the other dwarfs giggled cupping their hands over their mouths.
"And Sleepy's would be Dreamy!" Doc chuckled.
"I hope so," Sleepy smiled as he snuggled up on the damp ground.
"Do me, do me!" Sneezy demanded in a cheerful manor.
"Sneezy, your girl's name would be...Sniffy!"
"Hahaha...ha...a...acho!"
The group held their stomachs laughing.
Grumpy ignored their joyous celebration and continued digging.
"Happy, yours would be called Merry!"
"I'd like that!" Happy bowed to Dopey who replied with a curtsy.
The two skipped around; theirs arms linked.
The group clapped for the show.
"What about Ba...aaaa..." Sleepy stuffed his finger horizontally under Sneezy's nose. "Bashful?" Sneezy asked.
The little men turned to Bashful.
Bashful blushed, twirling his beard around his finger.
"Hmm..." thought Doc stroking his chin hairs. "Blushful."
"Or Rosy like his cheeks!" Happy giggled.
The men laughed collectively.
Dopey slapped his legs in a silent laughter.
"If Dopey ever got a girl she'd be named Derpy!"
The men laughed as Dopey wiggled his ears back and forth at the idea of him having a girlfriend.
"What would you name my girl?" inquired Doc to the group.
"Lazy," Grumpy mumbled as he looked down at the nearly empty cart he's been working toward unlike the others.
"Uhhhh..." the group thought collectively stroking their beards.
"What does your name even mean?" asked Happy.
"It means...well, it means...I don't know what it means." Doc's eyebrows scrunched down.
"Well, what would you like your girl's name to be?" asked Sleepy as he rubbed his eyes.
"Hmmm. Her name would be..." Doc groomed his beard with his fingers. "Snow White."
"Ha!" Grumpy turned to the men. "So I'm not the only one who still thinks about the Princess!"
"What?" Doc questioned. "I came up with that name because of my beard. You are the only one who still thinks about the princess; the rest of us always knew there was never a chance with the real Snow White."
The five pointed at and teased Grumpy.
"Maybe we should change Grumpy's name to Lovey!" someone teased.
"Or give him Bashful's name!" teased another. "Look how red he is!"
"I'm not red because I'm blushing! I'm red because I am angry."
The men picked up their pickaxes and began to chip away at the stone wall.
"One can only wish that a stone could bring him such a jewel as a real woman."
