EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES!
SPYRO THE DRAGON VS YOSHI
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Yoshi: YOSHI! YOSHI! Yoshoo!
Spyro: Wow what a waste of my time, bye fellas, looks like I've got some stuff to do!
RE-DO!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF VIDEO GAMES
SPYRO THE DRAGON VS BOSHI THE BAD YOSHI
Boshi: Yo purple dude, your appearance is tragic, you look like a pony reject from Friendship is Magic! Can't touch this, can't mess with this, this is one bad yoshi! You can't possibly win, cuz ya name ain't Boshi!
Spyro: Excuse me Fluttershy, who ya callin' a pony? You're the one who gets ridden by a fat sack of macaroni! Don't mean to start a flame war cuz that would be unfair, you can't breathe fire, let alone glide through the air! Oh, that's right, you get powers from a turtle shell, you're like a freakish result of an alcoholic wizard's spell!
Boshi: Yo, me, Boshi a freak? Looks like ya jar of brain juice just sprung a leak! Seriously dude, what good are you today? All your games went to hell, even Cynder thinks they're gay. All you do is murder livestock and set ablaze farms, are you some kind of subtle ad for fire alarms?
Spyro: Lucky guess bro, oh wait, I guess NOT! I freed my family from oppression, you just run around and eat a lot! All in all, you're really just a weird little blue guy, I'd stick around but I've got some grumpy warlocks to fry!
Boshi: You, a good guy? You disgusting little bastard! Bet ya come back every night from Haunted Towers totally plastered! Those gnorcs were just havin' a good time, if Gnasty wants to freeze yer comrades I say that's just fine.
You putrid pukey purple faced power hungry pimp, I'll bring you down, and prove you're a wimp! I'd like to see you try to fly without wings, then you won't swoop down and torch things. Even Bubsy has more fans than you, hell your closest freaking friends are a cheetah and a kangaroo!
Does Cynder know yer into fairies cuz I'm gonna tell her! Never mind that bitch fawn Elora who just sent you a love letter! Look what you did to those sheep, you ain't very nice, purple feller!
Spyro: Aww, those poor sheep, I think I'm gonna weep! It was only to feed my pal Sparx alright? He needs butterflies to eat or he'll starve all night. I'm a dragon okay? That stuff is just what dragons do, I'll have you know though my pop can dance the boogaloo. Anyway I'm outta here, gotta fly! But I won by default, by the way I'm a spy!
Boshi:Five hundred against one, that oughta be fun! The yoshies are masters of rhymes, but you dragons are dumb!
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